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Thank you, thank all of you, for helping me meet the love of my life.
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>>17367916
>I met my girlfriend on 4chan
>4chan
It happens. I met my now ex-gf right here on /adv/. We did date for a few good months.
>>17367916
Brandon stahp
26 virgin here. Really scared about having sex though. I avoided it when I was young out of not having curiosity but now I'm really scared because of the possible situation. I might even go vigin all the way.
Tried to masturbate with all my foreskin pulled back and I had to stop because it was too fucking weird and even painful.
Now I'm basically scared shitless of doing that again because of the pain. What do I do? psychiatrist? or a hooker?
>>17367901
My plan is to go virgin all the way man. Fuck all the noise of dealing with other people and shit. I'm also asexual, so that helps a bit. I'd go see a doctor if it hurts to jerk off, that doesn't seen normal...
See a counselor. If your problem is overcoming fear that's probably your best bet.
It seems like people get trouble with their foreskin if they go for years without pulling it back. It's not a problem for normal people, who wash normally and so basically do it their entire lives. Masturbating also does it, but you start washing much sooner than that.
Reminds me of guys in India who decide not to ever use one of their arms, and their arms sort of shrivel.
You have bigger problems than sex. Sex is another thing altogether.
I fucking hate myself. When I was younger and lived with my mother and stepfather with my 4 little siblings, all of which were children of my stepfather, I was so fucking cruel to my oldest little brother, verbally and physically abusing him while treating my other siblings with so much love, I loved him too. But with both of my parent figures being drug addicted pieces of shit who fought (verbally) and got drunk and high to the point of being basically dead every fucking night and me being the 15 year old oldest child having to take care of all my siblings I guess I abused...
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Now I get nightmares and horrible dreams every fucking night about them and my past because I really do love my siblings but I can't go back in time and stop myself from being a piece of shit, I honestly think I'd be better off dead. I don't know how to work past this.
> I honestly think I'd be better off dead.
No one is going to tell you this upfront in real life because of social condemnation but being here and just reading what you say, yeah you probably would be better off dead. You ruined other people life's out of just because you could and you did it continually so I'm guessing you really didn't have any kind of moral compass.
Thanks for this. I sometimes think of killing myself but at least my brother loves me and is actually a real happy folk.
>>17367932
It wasn't my intention to ruin his life, if I could go back and fix it I would, no matter what it took, I was blind back then, I didn't know what I was doing, I was just acting out in anger because i never had proper parents who gave half a shit about me. But that's no excuse for what I've done, I really do deserve death at this point, whether I regret what I did it not I still did it.
Sooo..ex i was pretty serious with. We broke up. Had some issues. Started seeing each other casually. I know she messes around with guys. Talks about it a lot and I talk with her. I was her main guy though. We get into a problem again. She doesn't want to talk to me although we still have the odd exchange impart from her ignoring me. I send some other messages tonight and she sends a pic of her kissing another guy. Laughs when I call her fucked up. Tells me to leave her alone. What do I do? Should I be taking this so hard? I'm going to text her tomorrow. Sorry for...
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Give her some space
>>17367870
So I shouldn't talk to her tom? I can't just pretend this didn't happen though. What should I say? Should I tell her I'm going to give her space? Just stop talking to her? How long?
>>17367860
>She's told me things she wouldn't tell any other guy
She already is.
Cut your losses, get away from her. Don't reply even in the off-chance she messages you. Find someone else worthy of your time and affection.
How do I work up the courage to go through with killing myself?
>>17367859
If you are doubting you arent ready.You have this inner voice calling subconciously for survival.Read existencialism.Specially Camus.
>>17367861
Camus was an adulterer.
>>17367859
Here's the best way:
Go see a therapist, and tell them that you're trying to work up the courage to kill yourself.
If a man was gonna finger a woman's vagina after he got sperm on his hand, would washing the sperm off with water and soup be enough before he fingered her to not get her pregnant?
Assuming decent washing technique, the odds should be very, very close to zero. Not QUITE zero -stranger things have happened- but we're talking tiny fractions of 1%.
>>17367840
How about the condom plus pull-out method while not on the pill?
>>17367836
>water and soup
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i wanted to send my oversea bf something personal but i really lack any ideas any help? the backstory behind that is that i will be dead in a few weeks (2 maybe 3 weeks if anything) and i want to send him something personal so he got something from me but every idea i seem to get seems bad the longer i think about it and im very uncreative especially with gifts since i never really got any or had someone to gift something to
>dead in a few weeks
Wut?
You only have a few weeks to live and you are on 4chan. This is such an incredible place.
Anyway, send him a nice photo of you. If you have the money, go get a good professional makeover and professional photographer, and frame it. Send a heartfelt letter with it.
Elaborate. What's he do, what do you do, what does he like, what do you like? Why are not long of this earth?
Something that I would send is several handwritten heartfelt letters, with video and audio of you reading them to him. Pour your heart out. Everything else is finite.
So I was driving home from my gfs tonight and she lives on top of a huge hill. I'm finally slowing down to 30 mph (which is the speed limit) but a cop pulls me over because of the speed I was doing originally. See cop pull into close neighborhood to stop, but he assumes I was trying to get away. He keeps my insurance, and lets me go. Almost arrests me though because I'm not good with the police. I'm 18 and this is my first violation ever, should I contest it?
>I'm not good with the police
what do you mean by this?
>>17367829
>Keeps your proof of insurance
This is not how it works.
I'm timid. The police don't like that. And he kept my proof of insurance. I don't know what else to say.
She said that if I won I could ask her anything if it was "within her reach" (nothing sexual) and yes, I'm a guy
>>17367823
>nothing sexual
Then why bet?
>>17367823
Ask for money.
Get a hoe.
???
Profit.
>>17367823
Make her spend a night under a bridge.
Then rape her while disguised as a homeless transvestite.
I have a problem guys. So how do you convince a girl to let you eat her out? I've talked about it to her and she's kinda on board but really nervous. So nervous that she closes her legs. She also hates blowey Joey's.
>>17367806
Start slowly. Make out, kiss on the neck, etc.
Be romantic and loving. All the while, silently work your body in between her legs so you have leverage.
When you've got her in the mood, pin her, even by choking, and hold her while you go down on her. She'll go wild for being "taken". Women love a man that takes control.
That being said, make ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that she's not the kind to consider this rape.
>>17367821
Sounds hot. How would I go about and pin her. Right now I have the 69 position in mind with me on top
>>17367830
Wait on the 69 for a few months until you've got her really comfortable with oral.
Just suddenly get a very firm grip on her neck with one hand and choke her a little. My girl goes crazy when I do that.
Don't actually collapse her trachea, just let her feel the pressure around her neck, not directly on the anterior. She'll know you're in charge, and it will turn you both on.
So I have been dating her for 5 years now , I'm 23.
Basically we dated all through our college days (sadly not in the same college or University).
We had one break up due to religious reasons, but we never had a bad relationship I can even say never a bad day.
We had just agreed that I would meet her parents later this month and start preparing for our engagement, and since we live 2 hours distance apart, I did meet her very little for the whole time, but last year we met nearly everyday, but during her exams period we could not meet and soon after she started...
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this was 2 weeks ago, and I really could not take it sent her alot of texts questioning what happened ?
And What had actually say this but she never answered.
Today she sent me saying "You know, no matter what I do I will never find someone that would care that much for me."
That only made me feel worse I really do not know what to do or how I should feel about her as I learned that during her exam period she started dating one of her colleagues and she was out with him on that day.
Anon, she sounds like a bitch. She ignored you, lied to you and went out with one of her colleagues. I know it's gonna be hard but let her go. She clearly doesn't give a shit about you since she basically ran out on you. If she comes crawling back to you, don't take her back. She sounds immature for not even talking to you about this breakup.
>>17367782
Hang in there bro, something similar happened to me, but focus on improving yourself and learning from this situation. Don't stay dependent on her, and in the future never invest more in someone than they do into you. Good luck Anon!!!
I've been married for awhile now, we have two young kids, and I can't stand to be around her anymore. We'll be moving back to the east coast in a couple of months because my job will change, and I'm going to file for divorce then. I have most of this figured out, but I'm torn between telling her now and having to deal with the shit storm that will cause, or keeping quiet about it until after we move so that at least things won't go sideways. Moving out isn't an option right now for multiple reasons.
>>17367766
You shouldn't have had kids if you didn't like her.
What don't you like about her anymore? Have you communicated you're problems with her? Marriage counseling?
If I were you I'd suffer it out long enough for the kids to not have to live in a broken home. Divorce is a last resort.
>>17367766
>keeping quiet about it until after we move so that at least things won't go sideways
You really think things won't go sideways if you tell her just after you move across the country? Honestly, telling her not long before your job takes you across the country is probably better from a logistical standpoint.
But best of all would be to rebuild, if it is at all possible. What has made things so unbearable?
I have to declare my major in sixteen days but I am good at nothing and hate everything. I would like to make enough money to be able to waste a great deal of it on autistic shit while still living comfortably. What pick?
Software Engineering
>>17367759
I don't want to compete with Indians here on HB1s willing to work for curry and a place to shit.
What are your hobbies? What classes did you do well on highschool?
We can't make suggestions without knowing something about you.
But if all else fails major in math, and get a job at the NSA or as an actuary for solid job security.
Hi everyone. So my life is in a dark spot and I need some advice from an impartial group. Please hear my story. I've lost everything. I screwed things up with the love of my life several years ago by telling her to kill herself because we were fighting on her birthday. I had nowhere near the anger management I have now and she hates me because of my bad choices from then. She's hated me for years now and only become more and more vocal about it. She was my everything. Because of losing her, my light, I lost focus on my life and am now losing my career in the military...
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There's always something to stick for. Do you have anything you do?Anything you used to enjoy?
Sometimes shit happens. And suicide, man..once it's done, there is no try again.
So you said shit to a girl you loved. Everyone says bad shit to people they care about. But is it wirth ending life completely? Shit may be terrible now, but you can always pull outta it if you focus hard and TRY to give attention to old hobbies you liked or even just helping someone else. Overtime that help will reward you. But dying? It end the temporary pain..permanently.
>>17367720
Losing what was essentially my soulmate, PLUS my career, and a lack of any reliable support has taken it's toll on me. All I feel these days is pain, stress and pressure. All my old hobbies have too much stigma attached to go anywhere near. It feels like I have no roads left to survive on.
>>17367727
So that's an excuse to end temporary pain? To never experience ANYTHING again?
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>>17367702
camstudio
