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My entire life (literally since I was 3 or 4 and had no idea what sex was) I've been masturbating by humping stuff. It's weird and looks stupid but it's masturbation so I've never cared.
Anyway, I've developed this sizeable bump on my penis, pretty much right where the pressure is. I'm sure that's the cause. (virgin). On the top of it is like this scab of dead skin that hasn't gone away in months. Doesn't hurt, but it's noticeable as hell.
Anyone have any experience or insight with this sort of thing? I like the...
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You wanna stop humping stuff? Why? Shit's fun. Maybe ask your doctor and tell him that's how you like to get off and he will either tell you to stop humping stuff or...
...get a masturbation device.
>>17368405
go see a doctor. If you are ashamed there is no reason to be. If it's a cost thing go to a free clinic.
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>>17368409
Not good advice. If he ever has sex the vagina will feel like shit and you either don't cum or it takes forever. Prone Masturbation fucks you up in that way. I'd say slowly start doing it the standard way instead of humping things. Took me about 1 year to stop myself completely from doing it. About the scab id see a doctor if it worries you too much. Else I'd wait and see if it disappears on its own.
what it mean when a man goes HEUU HYEEEGH HYEEEEUUUGGHH ?????????
Context please
A stroke?
If I had to guess, I'd say he's vomiting.
Is there any way to MAKE a person grow up once they're already adults? My sister is turning 24 and uses her depression as an excuse to not take responsibility or do anything constructive at all, ever. She lives with mom and rarely contributes to household chores, while throwing sobbing tantrums whenever she's confronted. She's rude and disrespectful to mom and won't even pretend to be grateful for her not throwing her sorry ass out. Her bullshit is really putting a strain on out family.
Kill their friends and family
>>17368345
Treat them like an adult. If they don't accept it then ignore them, the best thing you can do otherwise is let them face the difficulties of life which force them to mature.
>>17368376
She lives with mom for no rent. No difficulties of life touch her, save for the occasional self-pitying sobbing fits.
Hey /adv/
Im a 25 year old guy, who as a kid was sexually abused as a child by a cousin of mine several times. Thing is our family is really close and if my parents knew it would kill them and could destroy our family. I dont live at home and dont know what to do. This shit has literally fucked me up for years, i have severe clinical depression (since i was 18) and its getting hard to ignore it now and push it aside, my girlfriend who i love and adore supports me and empathizes with what i went through and will support any decision i make.
Ive decided i want to tell...
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You don't wanna disturb the pond, and that's the a wise decision. Maybe you should keep it that way. I'm pre-empting the devil's advocate here. What good would come of telling the folks? Chances are they already know.
>>17368332
You should tell them. The family being destroyed is better than you being destroyed, and it's the right thing to do. You will never have peace until you open up. Your afflictions won't cease with this but it'll help you, big time.
>>17368332
Ultimately it's going to be such a shock to them, it doesn't really matter how you do it (in terms of doing it over dinner, or just bringing it up when you're watching TV)
Just do it in person. I'd tell them both unless they both accept that you get along better with one of them
How do I get more views?
Cleavage
>>17368318
Heavy clickbait.
Also what content to you make? (Tell the genre don't self advertise)
>>17368325
Video essays.
I know some stuff about reality. Experience, information and observation have all taught me that most people are delusional pieces of shit. In that they're truly revolting pieces of shit but as if don't comprehend it.
For example, if I somehow became confused into thinking I was a piece of shit I'd try to find a way to not be.
Most you seem to not even have the ability to realize you are pieces of shit. And if a miracle happened and you could realize it you seem to just disregard the truth and keep being a piece of shit.
What can I do to...
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Hit bottom. Take the easy way out.
>>17368300
You just have to find peace that they've chosen to be content where they are, and there's nothing you can or should do about it. Don't encumber yourself with a burden you weren't asked to carry, nor were you meant to carry.
congratulations, you found out that people are dumb. it's really tempting to make a big deal out of it when you first discover it, but in truth, the fact that people suck is not news and has not been news for thousands of years. it is only news to you.
eventually you'll get used to it and you'll find better uses for your intellect instead of wasting time posting about it. until then, I suggest you get in the habit of practising compassion. it can only help you. and if you think it can't, then you have much farther to go than you think you do.
enjoy...
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Anyone here have any experience with dating an older woman? What's it like? What to expect?
I can tell you the sex is pretty much the same.
>>17368301
I'm not all that concerned about that part,desu
>>17368301
i disagree with that so much.
>>17368296
i've had some older women as fuck buddies. i consider them friends or small "dates" i suppose. i had one call me her date multiple times but all we did was hook up. maybe different generations use words differently.
starting with the obvious the sex is definitely different. for me the best sex i've had has always been with older women. i don't have to train older women on how to take...
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What is the most painless way possible to kill yourself?
>>17368286
Pull the trigger (I strongly advise against suicide)
>>17368286
Carbon monoxide poisoning. Run a car engine in a closed room until you run out of oxygen. Supposedly it's like getting really tired and fainting.
Don't do it. It's boring.
>>17368298
Idk know man
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How do I get along with my handicapable boss? My boss has Aspergers. Meaning my boss is a retarded idiot. But still, that's my boss. Everyone knows Boss is a retarded idiot, including Boss, who has Boss's job because of Boss's nepotism. Boss is 45% decent at the job, and because of nepotism, isn't going anywhere anytime soon. So I have to learn how to make this retarded idiot happy and rich so that I can continue to work for this retarded idiot. I'm looking into changing jobs, but in the meantime, I need to find ways to make my Retarded Idiot Boss happy...
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>>17368277
>handicapable
I think it's you who's the retarded idiot
Well, does he have some kind of problem with you or your work?
>>17368287
I am not perfect
>>17368288
Says I screw up orders too much. One of the managers straight up destroyed company property today, so if I get fired for making some food wrong, hell will freeze over and I'll have a book to write.
tl;dr Ex-girlfriend keeps making contact and then disappearing for months on end, what does she want?
>date for 5 years, through school and university
>terrible break-up where she fell in love with someone else and I started drinking a lot
>2 years of bullshit after the break-up where we'd get back together, break-up, hate each other, love each other etc..
>2 years of no contact, date someone else but it doesn't work
>she...
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Stop acquiescing to her attempts to get back in contact, you pathetic dumbass.
>>17368219
Block her number you stupid fuckface.
Block her/get a new number manbitch.
Who cares what she wants.There was a time when She didnt want you.
Im fucking terrified. so today I was smoking pot with my friend and we were smoking about 3 grams of some "good stuff". i just got off of a break from smoking and i just got back from a trip. after a while for a bit i stared to faint and all i remember was waking up and thinking i was some where else. my friend told me i was out of unconscious for like 80-90 seconds and i was convulsing on the floor. when i sat up i felt half of my face go limp and i felt weak and flushed. i was also sweating profusely. i dont know what to do. someone please help me.
>>17368209
See a doctor. There's nothing that we can do to help you, seeking medical advice from the internet is fucking retarded. Clearly SOMETHING is wrong, get a diagnoses from a professional who can potentially save your life.
You just got super stoned, that's all. It happens to me sometimes. At least you had a friend around because yeah, a super-strong hit will knock you flat on your ass.
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My gf's (25th) birthday is in 2 weeks and I'm thinking what I can get her. She got me a dinner & casino package (4 course dinner and free money to spend in casino) for 60€ for my birthday.
I'd like to buy something similar where we get to have an experience together. She talked once about going to a musical but I don't like that and I think it would be a kind of lame present. We've already been multiple times to a thermal spa so that's out of the question too. What else is there? (for roughly ~60€).
>There's a Thing She Likes
>I Don't Like It
>Because I Hate Getting Laid
You fucking sperglord, go see the musical.
>>17368197
Plan out a day of fun together. Go to the water park, go out for lunch, see a movie, take her to fancy dinner.
Also write a poem or letter for her, about how much she means to you and everything she is to you, from the heart and full of love, it'll do wonders.
>>17368199
i wouldn't even know which musical and it would be against the point because the casino is something we're both looking forward to while the musical is sth she might love but i'd hate
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>Became president of a college engineering club
>About to start a national year-long competition
What advice do you have for a new leader?
Any books, documentaries, or other sources of information you are able to recommend?
Qualities and characteristics of an effective leader?
>pic related
>>17368183
Emotional Intelligence 2.0
The Leadership Secrets of Genghis Khan.
Do your best to be empathetic and gentle yet rational.
Make sure you blame your failings on having Aspergers. Make sure other people do your thinking for you. Blame people for shit they didn't do, especially when you know they didn't do it. Make sure your parents run the place.
tl;dr be an affirmative action case autistic sperglord
>>17368183
actual answer: have a fucking spine. take responsibility for your group's greatness and weakness. Defend your guys. Don't lie.
Hey guys last time I bother you with my poor grammar.
So I need some help in creating a function that will read data from a txt file into an array of structures.
I am having trouble trying to store the data in the array list.
The exact requirements are as follows:
>>The function, loadNames, should be called to read the entire names.txt file and store the data from each line into a struct of type Name. The main function should pass an array of Name structs to loadNames so that it can simply read a line's data into the struct at the...
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Also also as I understand I can not use the string class when declaring the structure.
>>You should notice that the Name struct uses a C-String to store the name found on a line of the text file. You must use this struct and the c-string field, name, exactly as defined above. Using a c-strings requires library functions like, strcpy, strcmp, etc. (see textbook). If you want to use other strings in the application, you are welcome to use the data type, string, for these -- but not for the Name stuct's name field. The string type is found in...
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Dude, this isn't stackoverflow
>>17368171
I know but this board has been a little more useful on the past :c
I done goofed guys
>Girlfriend and I had an argument
>I thought I had seen an STD but was wrong
>Didn't tell her because I knew she'd get upset with me but she noticed I was concerned
>Kept pressuring me to tell her what was wrong, I keep saying "Nothing" because for all intents and purposes nothing WAS wrong
>She starts crying, I tell her, we argue for a bit
>Kisses...
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>>17368125
Cut contact and move on.
>>17368138
Just like that?
>>17368285
Do yourself a favour man and listen to anon, you have 2 cut her out
