So did he just stand there meditating for thirty years?
>>63800399
He's looking for the first Jedi Temple, the map actually showed us where he'd been to already.
He was just standing there because he knew Rey would be coming
>>63800399
>He was just standing there because he knew Rey would be comingAll over that big black dick.Sorry couldn't help myself
>>63800399
>for thirty years?
Try paying attention next time.
They said after Kylo Ren turned Luke went off looking for an old Jedi temple. It's pretty safe to assume he's been gone like 5-10 years and who knows how long he's been in that specific location for.
Fuck Star Wars...
We /Chase/ now!
Get in here faggots!
Based KCAL-9 with tonight's coverage
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/show/live-video-2/
2 suspects in vehicle fucking about in Santa Ana (that's Orange County). Suspects have been grinching people's mail.
Passing Disneyland
Who /ventura/ here?
Are there any movies?
>>63800111
is that all euro women faces combined?
>>63800111
I only see Rosamund Pike desu
There have been some, I think.
my star wars ep 7 experience
here it goes
>be me, bought tickets a month ago
>best seats, in the middle of the room
>december 18th 23:50, excited to see the movie
>give tickets to guard, he shows me the room number, and i proceed to enter with my friend
>fucking 8 yearold on my seat, end up getting shitty seats
>wait a minute, the exit door are opening, lights fade in
>credits roll
>mfw the tickets where for December 18th 00:01
>mfw i missed the movie by more than 12 hours
please kill me, i have been visiting this cinema for over a year, i feel like a part of me died there.
reposting this from r9k because i'm retarded and i don't know how boards work
>>63800073
>be me, reserved seat
>walk in, somebody in my seat
>not this again...
>whoops, my seat was actually on the opposite end
>tfw no friends to watch the movie with
I never went to the cinema alone before, I'm scared to do this.
>>63800312
red blobs:where our seats were reserved
red arrow:where i spent 10 minutes to see the ending with a brainfuck
Did people cry during TFA?
>>63799812
they did duringa glib facsimile
>>63799812
I almost cried when Han touched Ben face the moment he was impaled, even through i haven't seen the original trilogy and barelu knew Han Solo.
>>63799894
how does it feel to get marvel'd you fucking pleb. Read a book
STAR WARS TFA COMPLAINTS
1. Rey is an expert at everything. Her character has is flawless. No, being abandoned as a child is not a character flaw.
2. Sending BB8 out into the desert.
3. Poe/Finn crash landing conveniently near BB8's location.
4. Also conveniently near the Millennium Falcon.
5. Enormous planet weapon again.
6. Our heroes conveniently landing near where they need to be.
7. Everything on the planet is concentrated in one area (shields, control room, etc)
8. R2D2 not waking up. His map was enough to at least narrow down the location enough to begin a thorough search.
9. Why would it be in Luke's character to run away from his friends, his sister he swore to save, and also in his character to not fight?
10. How did Rey get to Luke's planet so quickly?
11. If Luke was so important, why not force the data out of R2D2.
12. How did Maz get the lightsabre?
13. Maz hates the First Order,yet harbors First Order sympathizers in her castle.
14. Is there only one white and orange droid? How did everyone know which droid to look for? How did they hear about it?
15. What was even the point of the First Order destroying all the planets? It seems like a good number of people supported them. Why blow up planets where they probably had some sympathizers?
whats even going on in that picture
>>6379978716. How did the First Order know where to attack Maz?
17. Why did Rey feel so strongly about an old man she literally just met? He's not like Obi-Wan; Han taught Ret nothing. All Han did was tell her good-job, and offered her a job. Han was even rude to her at times.
18. Why would the Resistance trust Finn? They just met Finn. Even then, he clearly says he used to work for the First Order. They aren't at least a bit cautious? Everyone just agrees with him.
19. How did Poe get off of Jakku?
20. Why did Poe leave Jakku if he wanted to find BB8?
21. How did the Resistance know where to find Poe? Everyone he was with was killed by the First Order. Nothing was brought with him to the First Order starship. He stole a tie fighter. How did he radio them? Did he? How did they find him?
22. There is clearly First Order swarming Jakku. How did the first order save Poe?
23. Who sold Rey to the junker guy?
24. Han Solo doesn't like the Junker guy. He tells us this while he's on board the Falcon. So, why didn't Han Solo, in his search for the Falcon, check with a guy he knows is a lying scumbag?
25. How do blasters which kill a stormtrooper only injure a rookie?
26. Why is Kylo so weak compared to Ren?
27. Too much like A New Hope
28. How did a single janitor, probably one of millions, know where the shield generators are on this enormous planet?
29. How do people still think the Force or Jedis are only a myth?
30. Finn being an expert marksman/lightsabre user when he himself said he's never seen combat
31. Grunt storm troopers with weapons designed to counter laser swords or lightsabres
32. The relationship between Poe/BB8/Luke
>>63799787
>half of these are answered in the movie
jesus christ do you people just go to the theater and fall asleep? or are you browsing 4chan on your phone while you're supposed to be watching a film?
Name an american made film in the last 10 year without a romantic sub plot.
Birdman
>>63799808
it had lesbians
There Will Be Blood
woop there it is.
who gives le fuck
>$200 million budget
>Probably twice that in advertising
It will hardly be considered a win for them
Not gonna happen, it'll do modestly and sink after that.
DON'T YOU
STAR WARS
dumb movie for redditors
>>63799634
DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T
It's Ireland's biggest lingerie section, I understand...
>>63799518
Only ever watch this when I visit back home, good show though. Shame about the Ted actor
>>63799518
Best moment in the whole thing
>>63799573
Best moment was the Peter Perfect rant finishing.
Miss me yet?i miss him
>>63799441
I do ;_;
>>63799441
I don't know why they even put George Lopez's name in the opening credits, he didn't do anything in this one, right?
>>63799441
Here's to you, Georgie.
F.
>people are actually dumb enough to believe she's dead
>>63799303
I don't think so. Nobody can be that retarded. I mean she is supposed to be the second Bobba fet
interview with her actress said that she has a much bigger role to play and is completely evil
>>63799303
>Overhyped badass character dies in a stupid way
That would sound like Boba Fett you gotta admit. Into the trash she literally went.
What was the last 5 movies you saw and how do you rate them? Star Wars movies don't count.
>>63799281
I'll start.
>Jodorowsky's Dune- 10/10
>Mean Girls- 7/10
>Fantasia 2000- 7/10
>Raising Arizona- 8/10
>Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2- 7/10
>crimson peak - 6/10
>i saw the devil - 8/10
>tusk - downs syndrome/10
>i stand alone - 7/10
>man bites dog - 9/10
All one after the other, off my face on LSD, pretty good day senpai
>>63799374
>Jodorowsky's Dune- 10/10
Eh? It was great, and definitely interesting, and Jodorowsky is a fun as fuck person to listen to, but I wouldn't give it a perfect 10
Fuck this movie.
Didn't have a true Star Wars feel and the music was fucking utter shit.
Jew Jew Schlomo and Di$ney ruined this franchise forever.
What's a "true star wars feel"?
shit?
>>63799213
it had a marvel feel to it
>>63799191
YES the music was fucking AWFUL
How did his helmet survive?
for merchandising
vader's corpse still had a little bit of plot armor inside
>>63798929
a glib facsimile
