he's been in some classic movies though.
>>63794188
classically underrated
>>63794188
2013 was a good year for him
Rey did I ever tell you about the time me and Kylo Ren's parents got stuck in a trash compactor on the death star. I was almost killed by a giant one-eyed sewer monster. Then the walls started closing in and we had to get R2 to save us. He was a good friend
>>63794079
Rey did I ever tell you about the time Leia gave me a blowjob, got her pregnant too. How about you give me one, and I get your pregnant too. So our son can go one and kill his uncle and brother Kylo Ren.
Yo Rayy lmao, did I ever tell you about that time Leia sucked a leech out of my cock slit? Some crazy times. Anyway, wanna learn how to use my light saber... If you know what I mean.
>had his entire academy slaughtered by his nephew
He was totally incompetent.
How did this end up being a highest grossing film?
HIS NAME IS
>>63794039
Don't ask. Just believe.
>>63794039
I have no idea
Did anyone else feel like it was too quippy?
Some of the lines felt like they would be more at home coming out of Iron Man's mouth."So who talks first? Do I talk? Do you talk?"
It just felt more like a Marvel movie than it did a Star Wars movie.
>>63793967
>What an incredible smell you've discovered.
>>63793967
>It just felt more like a Marvel movie than it did a Star Wars movie.
Welcome to hell, for the next 10 years star wars is going to be shit out of mickey mouses's anus at such a terminal velocity that the flicks are no longer special, and It will become the same over saturated franchise as marvel.
>>63793967
Mediocre
Can we agree TFA made lightsabers cool again?
They really seemed to have weight to them like they could seriously fuck your shit up, so when characters pulled them out you felt like shit was actually about to get real.
Even when this goofball ignited one, he looked like he could do some damage with it.
Never got that feeling with the prequels and I'm not sure why. I guess because there were too many of them or maybe they were just used too often.
>>63793964
the marketing already made them cool again just by spamming us with adverts
the actual saber fights in TFA were glib facsimiles - the best only had one lightsaber user.
>>63793964
I doubt it, prequel kids in /tv/ are now complaining about the lightsabers having any weight to them.
>and I'm not sure why
Be a use your opinion is adopted and not your own you fucking copy paste ape
I like that Mike and James have /tv/ opinion about TFA
I like having my opinion validated /thread
do you think mike's big white cock hurts mrs. james?
This isnt rlm
What's next for her career, /tv/?after this nice ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjvTXdHi0_o
s-sorry this is not a Star Wars thread
Hopefully showing her tits
>>63794157
I think she's done that already.
Good side or dark side of the force /tv/?
Both.
>>63793682
no Mace Windowfucking racists
>>63793682
Jedis gets immortality force ghost op. Shits get btfo.
Anyone else love seeing this guy back?
>>63793680
I was delighted desu
>>63793680
I never even thought of him as a character until all the maymays
>>63793680
>It doesn't look like a trap
Fucking seriously JJ?
What was the Prometheus doing in the beginning of the movie?
waiting for a lift
ayy lmaoing
Imbibing a fluid that broke down his body and seeded life on earth.
However, this makes no fucking sense, as the Prometheus dudes breath the same air as we do, and our atmosphere exists as the result of biological respiration.
>Tell me how he died
>I will tell you how he lived
Erm that's not what the emperor asked Tom
he died how he lived
>>63793540
in a closet?
>>63793488
I like this film a lot 2bh.
a glib fascimile
Star Wars Episode VII: The Glib Fascimile
just imagine it on title crawl
>>63793421
glibposting was way ahead of its time
Are you going to watch Joe's new show?
DUDE BOOM LMAO
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what show
>>63793130
parful jo hogan!!
what "new" show?
Are there any videos of people going up to others waiting in line last night and spoiling the movie for them?
ya some ISIS guys did it
>>63793120
I think only you are that butt-raped to do such a thing.
>Le ebin bbc cuck amirite
You /polgbt/ faggots are more obsessed with black dick than anyone
>well... where should I start?
*pause*
>at the beginning.
>>63793111
SFP
>>63793111
Checked
Also
>I got a bad feeling about this one
>>63793111
dumb frogposters
