if she dosen't act or sing hardly
how does she make money?
drugs
>>63789356
selling her muff
>>63789694
Does she take credit cards? Because I totally would.
Which one do /tv/ prefer?
>>63789334
old one
>I AM GORT
Bravo Gunn!
Fuck that Keanu Reeves and Jaden Plinkett Smith piece of shit remake.
Why the fuck did they convert it to generic environmental bullshit? Are we no longer having wars that threaten to wipe out the human race? Do we no longer have nuclear weapons?
I'm pretty damn tree huggy and anti fossil fuels, but even I hated that change of theme.
ITT: Victims of circumstance
he did LITERALLY nothing wrong
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/box-office-star-wars-force-849854
>only 57 million
>completely frontloaded
>only 72.7 million in TWO DAYS from international markets
PEOPLE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WOULD BEAT AVATAR!!
I know what you're thinking
>That is a huge record!! Beat Harry Potter that had 43.5 million!!
Harry Potter ended only making 381 domestically
Star Wars will only hit 400-500 if it's lucky
nobody wants to go watchhan dieagain!!
>>63789108
>Domestically
>>63789601
nobody is stupid enough to think that it would beat avatar internationally
avatar made fucking TWO BILLION in only foreign markets
>buy one of the first tickets to the opening night, literally seconds after online reservation opens
>thursday midnight = no kids
>catch last two seats in the very middle (gets sold out first and is usually occupied by people who actually care about the movie, don't talk, eat or text)
>dear lord please give me a normal crowd
>the day comes, arrive at the cinema
>not more than 3-4 retards in jedi costumes
>a lot of "normal" looking people
>das it mane
>movie starts
>crowd applauds when yellow opening rolls
>crowd bursts out with 20-30 second laughter every time even a minor quip
>crowd applauds millenium falcon
>crowd applauds everything "I REMEMBER DAT"
Why can't I just watch a movie in peace? This is what makes me torrent instead of going to the theater.
At this point I'm very worried that Hateful 8 will be unwatchable until it's on blu-ray.
Does /tv/ notice that too or am I autistic?
>inb4 I'm autistic
I blame social media and smartphones for all of this.
midnight premieres are always like that you fucking autist. go in the morning if you want to avoid happiness
>>63789002
Everyone is nostalgic cut them some slack.i clapped at everything
![o-JJ-ABRAMS-ON-STAR-WARS-facebook[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2JFno4q.jpg "o-JJ-ABRAMS-ON-STAR-WARS-facebook[1]")
This man just took a massive shit in front of paying movie patrons and people are loving it.
>JJ's bowel movements are more entertaining than this year's capeshit
Makes sense
Just stop. You probably haven't made a single thing your own fucking mother would hang on the fridge.
>>63789033
>you can't have an opinion unless you are his peer
So what you're saying is that nobody should watch anything any more unless you are also a director?
Why is he so angry?
>>63788697
shit hairline
>>63788697
JUST
>>63788697
people literally groaned in my theatre when the BvS trailer came on.
And I have to admit watching it on the big screen made me hate it even more. I hate the new BvS trailer. The movie looks like its gonna be dogshit.
>It's a "Cenk responds to facebook and youtube comments in a desperate attempt for likes" episode
>>63788468
>it's a "Cenk complains about internet misogyny and racism"
>it's a cenk denies the young turks committed genocide episode
>it's an "Ana explodes into a feminazi rant" episode
>Snoke
>the new Star Wars villain's name is fucking "Snoke"
>not Darth Mordus or Darth Silus or something sinister and ominous
>but Snoke
Did J.J. Abrams let his 5 year old daughter name him?
I couldn't find a screencap of what he looked like on film,this is the closest I've got.
dude snoke lol it's like a mix between snake and smoke
Anyone have more Snoke pics? Like from a theater or a cam rip or something? Not seeing the movie till Sunday :(
>>63788394
>They make everything about him white and pale because he's evil
>the good guy is black
The jews have done it again!
JUST
FAT
was she stoned the whole time? she barely moved her mouth
maybe that was the botox
>>63788043
Did I see CGI skin when she was talking to Han?
Was Vader the most powerful force user ever?
He killed hundreds of Jedi by himself while driving the rest into hiding and turning them crazy with fear.
In my eyes no other force user even compares or comes close to his destructiveness and skill level.
>>63787905
pre suit vader yes
I want a movie that explores this fear and destruction first hand. The struggles that Vader realizes internally as he becomes corrupted by hatred for himself.
They need to do a transitional movie between a new hope and revenge of the sith
>He killed hundreds of Jedi by himself while
Are you referring to the younglings? Thats not exactly impressive.
Our first impression of Kylo Ren is him stopping a laser beam in place with the force. I took that to mean he's a pretty strong force user.
>go see Star Wars with asian gf
>enjoying the movie at first
>black guy shows his face and gf makes face of disgust
>his jaw is hanging out in every damn scene
>He starts trying to rape rey
>Rey eats her slop food with her mouth wide open like a pig
>Kylo takes off his mask and everyone in the theater laughs
Why was this movie so fucking disgusting bros? Who was the casting director for this shitflick?
>>63787813
Give a woman a few thousand dollars and she will degrade herself.
>>63787813
that webm is fucking disgusting
INTERRACIAL
>>63788855
>thousand
More like a few hundred or even less.
What happened to him?
Absolutely nothing interesting sounding. No catchy melodies, no goofy cantina music, no new epic main theme.
Just awful.
>>63787685
Well considering the movie is a bland rushed piece of script only made to give Disney a return on their investment it seems like John Williams just cashed in his check and left. As he should.
I mean, this movie is just a recycled version of a new hope for people with less of an attention span.
I mean these people don't get that there is nothing behind these movies. No spark of creativity or originality.
This movie caters to as many people as possible because once you plaster the SW logo on it you know people will see it.
The new Star Wars movies like all superhero films and most Hollywood movies are just conveyer belt products, it reminds me of these factories where animals come to die and be processed as food. Sort like the state the film industry is in.
>>63787685
He has always been making bland shit. Fucking hack, ever worse than Zimmer, I hope he dies soon.
>>63787685
I've only heard the tracks "Torn Apart" and "Kylo Ren joins the Battle" so far, but they were really frusterating because they seem like they are edging toward a powerful crescendo, but they never quite get there.
People say that some parts of the Clone Wars are good, and some parts are bad. I don't want to watch the bad parts. what are the good parts?
Looking at fanart, does the tween twink head spike girl really have a baby hutt?
lol that's stupid
isn't this chick like 13? why is there so much porn of her?
Is he finally going to get that Oscar he deserves
>>63787553
He deserved it for First Blood dammit
>>63787553
after i realized he has facial paralysis, my respect went up 200% for him.
>>63787648
you thought hes just doing wierd faces because he wants to ?
