$57 million Thursday
smashed harry potters $43 million thursday
$72 million total worldwide
>please respond
wait for the weekend
>4 billions plus budget including marketing cost
>72 millions made
FLOP
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Why do you nerds love space nerd sticks so much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZgJQ8j4rEY
what a waifu
Fox News is becoming more and more based.
She's right. Americans are scared and generally too stupid to follow something that goes against conventionality. They need glitz and glamour and hope. They need the American dream neatly wrapped into 90 minutes.
This is not what European cinema is about. European cinema deals with real issues and real people. Americans don't want this, they want to dream, like children. American 'cinema' is a corrosion of the worst kind, it dumbs down the whole world with infantile culture, where grown men are celebrating comic book films and Star Wars late into their 20's. I shit on American cinema. Grow up.
WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END
you mean your life? just kill yourself nobody will miss you
I don't have it
ah, found it
you need to activate it apparently https://www.google.com/starwars/
>comedy film
>character gets shot in the dick
>if we kill him we risk turning a man's cause into a crusade
dumb frogposter
will he fucked it up too?
>>63788215
>too
>>63788215
the chance of him having anywhere near to complete control is zero. I still don't really believe that J J Abrams thought a lot of the ideas in TFA were good ones, even if he is a hack.
>yfw based George directs ep. IX
>here, let me just take my helmet off and completely evaporate what little menacing presence i had in this film about mid way through the feature.
he looks like a whiny bratty trust fund kid. which is what the point of his character is, which brings the question, why the fuck would you want this whiny faggot to be your villain?
at least grevious was cool from a visual and sound design perspective, at least sheeve was sheeve, at least the prequel trilogy had fun with its visual design instead of relying on recreating the art limitations of a film from 40 years ago to establish its world.
this felt like i was watching a deviant art fan script adaptation.
Sheevposters unite against this injustice. No Sheev no peace. Who's Sheev? Our Sheev!
>>63788131
THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT HOLY SHIT
HE'S A GODDAMN UNSTABLE WHINY TEEN WHO HAS TEMPTER TANTRUMS AND BASICALLY NO CONTROL OVER HIS OWN ACTIONS
COMPARE THAT TO SITH LORDS WHO AT LEAST HAD SELF-RESTRAINT IN THEIR ACTIONS AND THIS GUY COULD BE FUCKING DANGEROUSLY UNPREDICTABLE IN HIS QUEST TO BE THE BEST VADER COSPLAY OF ALL TIME
When he took his mask off everyone laughed in my cinema. I'm german by the way
P.S. close the borders
This is literally 9GAG: the show.
Just random stuff thrown around in a desperate attempt to be funny.
I gave up after the episode where they just watch TV channels from alternate dimensions with no storyline whatsoever.
>>63788082
That's reddit the show, not 9gag, pseudo-intellectual trash for pseudo-intellectuals to scratch their trendy beards with and pat themselves on the back for understanding
Sorry you can't enjoy things kiddo. Would love to hear what you think is good.
>>63788082
There was the subplot with Jerry and his wife.
A THIRD FUCKING DEATHSTAR
that was my exact thought
stupidest thing i see in cinema 2015, srsly
A SEVENTH FUCKING STAR WARS MOVIE
>I'll let you in on a little secret, Detweiller. Every adult you've ever known was a kid at sometime in his life. You think we don't remember summer vacation? Riding our bikes down the creek. Catching polliwogs in a jar. Camping out under the stars. Well you're wrong! Sometimes I sit there in my office, looking out at you kids in the playground and I think, "They don't know how good they got it. In a few years, they'll be grownups like me and all those good times will be memories for them, too". So go ahead. Put a whoopie-cushion in my chair. Have rough sex with Spinelli in the jungle gym. Put fake vomit on my carpet. Make fun of my "big, saggy butt". But don't ever say I don't care about summer vacation, 'cause those memories are the only part of childhood I got left.
western """animation""" is trash
>>63787835
>Have rough sex with Spinelli in the jungle gym.
>>63787835
>That one sentence in there.
Ya got me.
Are we all being duped again like Phantom Menace? Even those of us contratians on /tv/ are admitting TFA is good. But we might be brainwashed by the hype just like TPM.
>>63787806
>Even those of us contratians on /tv/ are admitting TFA is good
lmao
>>63787806
>Phantom Menace
>Good
Pic one. Also, even the comic parody from my country was a lot better than that shit.
>>63787806
>us contratians on /tv/
>It's a "rich people are depressed and suffer in their fancy first world lives" movie
>>63787442
Lookin' good there Wes
>its a hungry poor faggot living the life in the "hard mode" movie
They have money, go buy medication for that shit. I had to beat it the hard way.
Does anyone else feel that the pacing was way too fast? Everything feels rushed and hurried.
>>63787371
Trademark JJ Abrams film. Like the Star Wars reboot, it felt like a two-hour-long commercial.
Yes, very rushed.
Also felt like it was already the conclusion to the series.
>>63787371
Just like ANH, way too rushed
[Spoiler]Why did she act and die like a bitch?[/Spoiler]
>implying she died
>>63787224
This character Literally did nothing... what the fuck was the point of this bitch?
It's so dumb someone so high up the command chain just let Han and everyone do what they wanted and then further get insulted by throwing her in the garbage. If she was going to die anyway she may aswell have told Han and finn to get fucked and tried to stop them. What a useless character.
Plus all the stomping around everywhere and wobbly helmet annoyed me.
Admit it Star Wars fags
Kylo was the sith equivalent this
>>63787191
I think that was JewJew's intention
CAN'T WAKE UP
He was literally Linkin Park: The Sith Lord
BB-8 is cute. Cute!
>>63787049
it's a male
>>63787049
>muh animu maymays
Shitposting moron
>>63787127
Where do you think you are retard? Go back to reddit
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