How exactly can the aliens kill the Prometheus? Wouldn't they have engineered an immunity to the effects of the chestbursters/facehuggers?
Same way man made monsters can kill people
>>63783060
How do you adapt to a kraken having sex with you?
it found a way
daily reminder that a 4 billion dollar franchise got btfo by a box office flop
>>63782951
>doesnt know what is a flop
As of 17 September 2015, Mad Max: Fury Road has grossed $153.6 million in North America and $222.2 million in other territories for a worldwide total of $375.8 million against a budget of $150 million.[5]
it made good money = / = not a flop
>>63783095
That's decent, but to call it good money is a stretch
>>63783095
It didn't make his money back, learn how it works fucking moron.
They don't get 100% of the money from the box office.
Eat a dick.
I just got back from The Force Awakens, it was more like The Force Aweakens! This turd was so bad and i'm gonna tell you why
>The female lead wasn't useless and wasn't used to merely support the male lead. She was treated like just about any other main lead in a superhero or action movie including Luke Skywalker
>The black guy didn't shuck and jive and was actually pretty easy to understand when he talked
>It didn't feel like a Star Wars movie
>It was too similar to A New Hope
>Some people on reddit like it
>It's obviously a trilogy but the 1st movie didn't answer all my questions
>The normies in the movie theater triggered me when they clapped at things that made them happy or laughed at jokes they thought were funny. We all know you watch film with a contemplative gaze and and your hands clenched under your jaw
Seriously, this was the worst movie I've seen in years! fuck Jew Jew Abrams for ruining Star Wars... if Star Wars was any good to begin with. I can't wait for the Plinket review to show you plebs the light. Enjoy your kiddie meme film normies!
>>63782919
Nice bait, it was obvious, but the way you infused straw manned criticism with non-existent criticism was impressive.
8/10, keep up the good work, you have a future.
>>63782919
>it was more like The Force Aweakens
what an original joke that nobody else has made
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
so, uh...
why DOES he wear the mask?
>>63782880
Literally to be edgy
have you seen his face m9
MUH GRANDFATHER
What is the most disappointing thing about TFA?
For me it's the fucking bland as fuck score.
I was expecting this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRgXGigPKuc
>>63782871
That piece only fits slow majestic build ups.
When have you seen JJ do anything slow instead of fast, or majestic, instead of cool?
Hell, when did you see JJ do build up?
>>63782871
even prequels had some good shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzVBqBosf5w
>>63782871
Just imagine being John Williams and forced to work with someone like JJ Abrams and his style of movies. Is it wonder if the old fart wasn't that interested or even able to do anything good with the shit he was given.
Did this movie ever have a chance?
Or was /tv/ going to hate it no matter what?
I am normie that usually considers /tv/ to be bunch of edgy contrarian faggots and even I disliked it.
>>63782778
The leaks were known reliable. We knew for a long time it was going to be ANH ripoff. Plus Disney Jews wanting our daughters to fuck black guys, was a turn off.
/tv/ hates everything and deludes itself into seeing bad things that aren't actually there. The movie was really good.
is this his first great movie?
I've never been convinced by him at all before, but this is easily one of my favourite things this year. muh twin towers makes it a great bet for some oscar nominations as well.
>>63782612
Did this movie even make it's money back
he already peaked in Brick, now he's struggling to be relevant
this movie was pretty average
500 days, looper, brick, mysterious skin - these were all better
>tfw you don't care about kiddie movies like Star Wars.
So fellow adults, what movie are you looking forward to?
star trek
star trek
star trek
You're really going to criticize Rey for being a Mary Sue when this guy with virtually no pilot experience or force training blew up the Death Star on force instinct alone when no other pilot could?
>"I used to bullseye womprats smaller than that"
By that logic, bow staff = lightsaber
>>63782544
this
>no pilot experience
Cheap bait
>no force experience
Spent the entire Falcon trip learning it
>b-but knowing when to fire rockets and knowing when to move lightsabre are totally different
No. No different. Only different in your mind.
>>63782728
/thread
JJ tooks POETRY too literally
Poetry means not copy+paste but it means the echo of the future/past events and sophisticated nod to the audience
Exactly.
>inb4 you hate for no reason!!111!!
George Lucas is the true artist w
what did i just watch
>>63782314
An allegory for modern relationships and societal expectations regarding them.
>>63782314
The best movie of 2015
The Lobster
![Screen+shot+2010-03-31+at+14.58.31[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Vl7obEu.png "Screen+shot+2010-03-31+at+14.58.31[1]")
What previews did they show before Star Wars?
>>63782293
Warcraft
Civil War
X Men
some new alien movie with that girl /tv/ loves
>>63782293
Angry Birds
Zootopia
Civil War
>>63782293
The 6th wave
Kung fu panda 3
Some other shit i dont remember the name to.
>Enjoyed TFA
>Still shitpost about it on /tv/ cause I find it funny
Anyone else on my side?
That chick is pretty hot. Reminds me of that old Alice in Wonderland musical porno. I hope we get more of her in sequels.
>>63782140
did they fuck
>>63782140
More interracial bullshit from the jews
ITT: times your theater began clapping, laughing, or generally audibly reacted
>clapped after the theater restored the audio when it went out briefly during the previews
>clapped and cheered when the title came on screen
>laughed hysterically at the thumbs up scene with BB8
>laughed during the "you got a boyfriend?" exchange
>clapped and cheered for Han and Chewie's first appearance
>laughed hard for the "sanitation" scene
>clapped for C3PO and Leia's first appearance
>laughed during the mind tricks scene
>laughed when the stormtroopers walk away while Kylo throws a tantrum
>loud gasping and a few screams whenHan died
>began clapping whenLuke first appears on screenand continued clapping until the credits came on, some people actually gave it a standing ovation
So how autistic was your theater, /tv/?
thankfully only two clappers at the end of the movie for a brief second they stopped once they saw no one else was clapping BTFO
>>63782116
Everything you listed happened in my theater as well except the last thing. Fuck some people were literally laughing hysterically with the BB8 scene and it fucking bothered me so much like wtf.
>>63782116
>clapping during previews
>clapping during wow: 300: the movie synder experience
>clapping during weeks old batman v superman trailer
>clapping for months old civil war trailer
>silence for jungle book
wake me up.
Could someone post that gif/webm that showed the fight between finn and sith guy?
Was 20-30 seconds long.
Wife can't believe me how terrible it is.
that wasn't the main fight though
>>63782082
>Wife can't believe me how terrible it is.
>>63782082
but it was fine. finn got rekt as he should
