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He was actually pretty good.
All those months of shitposting on /tv/ and /pol/ for nothing.
>>63781234
Yeah he was, I think they tried a bit too hard to make him like Chris Tucker in Rush Hour though, like when he's getting in Phasma's face.
He wasn't a super galactic giga nigga ninja either, just barely competent
>Ren forces the crossguard into his shoulder
pretty sick
>>63781234
I like how all his promo photos are taken by the side, so no one will notice those wide birthing hips.
The "lol we are switching up the gender roles" was played a little heavy handed, in the ot Leia would help out the guys in a pinch but it wasn't this level of "Yeah I'm alright, stop holding my hand, IM A STRONG INDEPENDANT WOMAAAAN"
Ready /tv/?
I want those of you who u have seen The Force Awakens to take a little test.
Describe one of the main characters without mentioning what they look like, what they are wearing, their actions, what weapon they use etc.
Can you do jt?
Fuck off Plinkett
>>63781153
Nobody can?
>>63781153
he's cocky but in a fun way, more like he's having fun than being an asshole. He's also a natural leader that everyone seems to like.
Star Wars: TRAITOR! in theaters December 2016
>mfw one of the biggest things that /tv/ hated in the build up was one of the best in the final film
So did he kick the everliving shith out of the protagonist?
>>63781023
can TRAITOR be a new meme to use against contrarian faggots
2016 is nigh
What were the dankest memes of 2015?
Memos older than 2015 don't count.
>>63781007
There's only one meme that matters, son. You could say it's a big meme.
>>63781007
Pepe
>>63781048
Not 2015
WHAT A HORRIBLE DISAPPOINTMENTThe tone and atmosphere was completely off. Disney's command of the movie becomes apparent very quickly with character interactions and action sequences. It's feels very much in the same vein as Disney's other cinematic universe. This is Disney action movie #143 with Star Wars iconography plastered across it.
The pace of the movie is seriously lacking in care and direction. There is no time to set any of the scenes or build to any set pieces. 4 different characters are trying to be established in the first half...
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JJ shows that he's a company man in every way. Not a single risk in creativity was taken. The story was paint by numbers from beginning to end. Hiding behind Poetry to justify such a lazy reskin of ANH is bordering on insulting.
It being a kids' movie doesn't excuse it from criticism or scrutiny. Some of the best movies ever made have been aimed at children. A "kids' movie" is not a synonym for poorly made or lacking in ideas. Trying to appeal to children does not exempt it from missing any sense of foreboding or gravitas.
Excuses...
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>>63780980
Im glad whiny faggots like you didnt enjoy the movie. Now off to Redditt with you
>>63780980
It's literally ANH 2.0.
how the fuck are there still "uncharted star systems"?
they have fucking light speed intergalactic travel
there's nobody in a nearby galaxy who would be able to look at their map part and tell them where that's at?
>>63780792
this man gets it
>>63780792
>they have fucking light speed intergalactic travel
I don't think you realize just how big space is. The Milky Way has a diameter of 100,000 light years. That means that it would take 100,000 years to go that distance at light speed.
>>63780876
And galaxies can get much, much bigger. IC 1101 has a diameter of 6 million light years.
Can we have a Morricone thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MZw_Iv0wdU
>>63780742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J84FPJAb7rM
>>63780742
No.
https://youtu.be/wtXz3OlFwZA
https://youtu.be/iYQmsyYxSFk
https://youtu.be/kUEC8dNeeYE
>>63780742
But he didn't make the Star Wars soundtrack, why would we?
hype
>>63780732
p. good
>AAAH TONY HELP thread
![max_vod_sydow-972121[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z9Wwv5k.jpg "max_vod_sydow-972121[1].jpg")
what was the point of hiring him instead of some old nobody again?
>>63780550
what's the point of you?
>>63780550
How is this guy ageless but still fucking old? He looked ancient in the exorcist and that was 40 fucking years ago
>>63780550
to cater to the cinephile audience
wait...
>Let's write a Plinkett review for this stinker.
Hamill: Yes, Ford: No.
You need to connect two generations but putting grandpa Solo in the movie was a huge mistake. Why you ask? Well, imagine if they did like a new Indiana Jones movie but still cast Harrison Ford as Ind-
Ow wait that happened.
Paaart twooo, casting a nigger
>>63780531
>star wars episode seven is the most disappointing thing since
While Lucas tried his utmost to infuriate fans of the original trilogy in the prequels, Disney is trying to make a film that appeals to both old and new fans alike.
They accomplished this perfectly, by bringing back beloved characters thenruining their lives and having them killed in the most violent way possible.
Memes aside, which one is the best?
2>1>3
>>63780379
TDKR > TDK > BB
The first was a nice self contained story.
The second was a fun ride.
The third just felt off.
>WE NEED TO FIND LUKE SKYWALKER
>[Quest Accepted] - find map parts to Luke
>[Quest Complete] - Found Luke
>Camera awkwardly pans around to let the audience soak in that this is indeed, Luke SkywalkerWhat if Luke decided he wanted to leave the planet he was on?
>Luke appears for about a minute
>He looks great
>The true protagonist has returned
>He's going to get killed by one of Disney's shitty ORIGINAL CHARACTERS DO NOT STEAL
I hope he just asks Rey to deal with Kylo becausehe can't kill his nephewand sits it out. We don't need to see every OT character killed.
>>63780443
If Luke does die it won't be Kylo that kills him. There's no way a guy who got rekt by an untrained girl is going to defeat the man who defeated Darth Vader.
>>63780443
Ain't happening. He will survive.
There will be a new breed of sith and Ren finishing his training confronted by Luke, Rey and Finn in exoskeleton.
What's with Feminism and creating Mary Sues?
Why can't we have believable female leads and sides in 2015?
Look at Sarah Connor, Princess Leia, Trinity and other female characters of the past. They were empowered and all that anti-tumblr-trigger stuff, yet they were completely believable.
Now look at Rey. She isn't part of the movie's internal reality, she exists as a character only to fulfill her role as the empowered female in a movie, she is above and away from the actual universe where the other characters live.
Why must this...
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If you want to be sure you can't attack your female character, she has to be perfect.
If you attack a perfect character, you then dislike the one thing that can be disliked, which is the fact that said character is a woman.
>>63780326
Are you on drugs?
>>63780253
i think what happened is that moviemakers have become too scared to make badass female characters with some masculine traits because MASCULINITY IS BAD
seriously, compare sarah connor in T2 and in Genisys
What do you want to see in SW8?
Don't care how much unlikely it is.
Would like to see some kind of badass guy, creating a new clone army, and what he wants is bringing peace to the universe by wiping out all active force users. I mean Sith and Jedi will always fight, better take care of that. Some kind of plot within the Order to kill Kylo Ren and Darth Snoooky, the 1rst Order become the 2nd Galactic Empire, it's not some kind of Nazi shit, so no more resistance, Poe join the Empire. Romance with Rey and Poe, but Rey goes into exile with her father.
>>63780231
I wanna see Luke fuck up some knights of Ren.
>>63780231
I want to luke to go all nazi to bring down kylo and first order and rey hating and doubting luke.
And then luke redeeming himself in sw9
IG-88
I'll start, pic related.
>>63780195
Kylo Ren had a much better voice than Darth Vader but Ren felt weak. Vader you could sense his true dark power
>>63780195
>>63780224
>Vader you could sense his true dark power
lolno
If you actually think Vader had more depth than Kylo, please rewatch the original trilogy.
