Did spider man kill his career?
Isn't that the question of the day?
>>63775424
Isn't that the question of the day?
isn't that the question of the day?
Aren't your hips a little too wide to be a Stormtrooper?
Is this real
>>63775361
He wasn't stormtrooper. He was janitor.
I'm sorry, we don't allow intersexed people into the corps.
So is Coruscant kill or what?
There is no confirmation that it was Coruscant.
Apparently it wasn't Coruscant
I don't know why they made it look like Coruscant if it wasn't
The other thing is that it supposedly wiped out the Republic Fleet but it would have been nice if we could have seen said fleet decimated so we know what the Republic lost
>>63775199
>an entire, literally entire planet is covered in nothing by 100% urbanised areas and cities and buildings
>people live perfectly fine
God star wars is fucking retarded
holy fuck you guys, anybody else thinks that Poe is Lukes son as well, think about it.. he is like a bad ass pilot, just like darth and luke. why else would they get a bad ass actor to play him?
>>63774445
Luke's not a stinky curry tho.
>>63774474
he is latino, and his mom could be though.
That would be neat, but so far everything is pointing to Rey being his daughter
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/box-office-star-wars-force-849854
>Force Awakens, directed by Abrams, began showing at 7 p.m. in thousands of theaters, drawing a heavily male audience (71 percent)
>71% male audience
But how? The media has been telling us for years that women love "nerd culture" just as much as men.
>>63773916
I'd stab her with my lightsaber
>>63773916
They lied.
That percentage should go down a bit over the next week. I don't think anyone has ever disputed that most of the "hardcore" nerds are guys (specifically, white virgins).
It's been 15 long years and now we can finally put these behind us.
/tv/ you don't know how happy I am that Star Wars is alive again.
It's crazy how bad 7 made the prequels look, sure it has flaws but fuck me it has everything 1-3 lacked... Humanity.
THE PREQUELS WERE BETTER THAN EPISODE 7
>>63773825
>contrarian: the opinion
As somebody who actually likes the prequels better then the originals, is 7 worth seeing?
Does it try to do it's own thing or is it just pandering to original trilogy fans? Go ahead and spoil me if you have to to explain, I don't care.
Why does he have such a personality despite growing up as a brainwashed child soldier?
I don't know but it made fuck all sense
>>63773663
Becuz he was a king and shit
It's nothing but plotholes, OP. Just buy more tickets.
>BB8 puts his thumb up
>Whole theater loses their shit
The fuck? I didn't get it
DUDE DROID BEING ANTHRO LMAO
>>63773155
Its because you are a sad contrarian faggot.
Back to r9k with you scum.
>>63773155
Well Anon, that's primarily due to the fact that you are a jaded, cynical faggot incapable of having fun.
>Who authorized you to take off that helmet?
>>63773141
>HUMAN 1
But I don't see any humans
>>63773141
Is this game any good t/v/?
I don't like battlefield.
I don't like Star Wars.
Something about the two of them together appeals to me though.
>>63774551
Then play the second one with mods.
Masterpiece or Reddit flick?
Shit
xd
Are you joking? It's a action movie for kids and normies.
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYsKDaQIX54
We can change, please come home
BABY COME BACK, ANY KIND OF FOOL COULD SEE
THERE WAS SOMETHING IN EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
BABY COME BACK, YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME
I WAS WRONG, AND I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU
>>63772763
I'm sorry George.
Make Star Wars great again, plz
>>63772763
Sorry for it all, the memes, the poetry... You were just trying to be a good friend
Laugh at her.
>she gets cast
>bunch of articles about how this character is so important for women and feminism
>barely in the movie
What a glorious bait and switch
>>63772297
>overpowered by an old man and a janitor
>>63772297
>She actually gets thrown in the trash.
I smile at the thought of the angst that caused, Phasma will likely return next movie to provide more comedic relief.
Why are all the fucking posts here in support of the movie did we all see the same fucking movie? This was nothing but a retelling of like episodes 4 and 5 in one shit film. Nothing new or exciting was attempted and nostalgia played a big part in this. Fuck this movie and fuck you all for supporting this.
>>63771495
oh stawp it, go back to reddit child.
>>63771495
They'll come to their senses once the hype wears off.
>>63771495
I really enjoyed it but the people unable to accept any criticism of it are getting really irritating.
>tfw our heroes who we grew up with never live happy lives as is depicted in ROTJ>Han and Leia divorce because they had an autistic kid who wants to be a mass murderer and eventually kills his own father>Luke fucks up being a Jedi, somehow unleashes evil onto the universe again and runs away like a pussy>R2-D2 gets depressed and decides to not work anymore>Lando gets shot 20 times by a galactic cop
FUCK YOU JJ FOR RAPING MY CHILDHOOD! THEY'VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH SHIT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE THEM ALL MISERABLE!
>>63770950
your childhood is over.
it's supposed to make you feel like you've been betrayed, goy.
its for the little kids to get hype over and buy toys.
Now go watch Star Trek Beyond directed by Justin lin
Love, Hollywood
PS: Fuck you.
>>63770950
>that last one
are you fucking kidding me?
>>63771088
Watch the movie
For a 2015 blockbuster it was okay. I'm sure the hardcore fans will think this movies is the second coming of christ because it isn't absolute garbage but the movie really isn't too bad.
The problems with the movie are numerous however.
-It relies far too heavily on callbacks to the original trilogy. This really makes the film feel like a product but not as blatantly as Jurassic World.
-The FN-2187 character is useless which doesn't technically have to be a bad thing (luke was essentially useless in the original) but with Rey being the self insert/hero's journey figure, BB-8 as comic relief and Poe playing the carefree cool Han Solo role, FN seems to be playing a completely unnecessary love interest.
-The main villain is weak and has an extremely poorly defined motivation. The Darth Vader character worked because you knew little about him other than that he was exacting and decisive. The Ren character is neither, he's literally just a Vader fan boy and he has an emotional fit when someone brings this up to him. His motivation for the slaughter of people is that he thinks Darth Vader was cool. That motivation sucks. Driver's acting surprisingly isn't terrible but the temperamental teen villian seems an incredibly dumb and uninteresting way to take the story. Also, no way in hell should the film have decided to have him defeated but not killed in the first movie.
-JJ didn't watch enough Kurosawa and Ford or rather, he didn't pay attention to the right things while watching. He seems to have primarily payed attention to things like composition and camera movement, which is good but not enough to story/character presentation and pacing. To be fair to him though, I know he didn't edit or write the film. He's literally just the director and I;m sure disney can take most of the blame for that.
I'll talk with whoever more about this. I didn't hate it but there's going to be a lot of absurd gushing that will come out over the next few weeks over this and everyone just needs to calm down. It has flaws and strengths, it isn't perfect and it isn't exceptionally good. It's a 2015 blockbuster and it has a lot of the same problems that 2015 blockbusters have.
PS: I used the word "patrician" to guarantee replies. Don't get too autistic about it.
>>63769603
>thinking you're special
kek
>>63769603
To be honest, family, I thought is was MOTY and I think you're just a pretentious faggot.
