What was the meaning of this movie?
To get dubs
to check 'em
Because pic related.
TRAITORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>63765806
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED TROOPER
>figure is only available as a set
Ffffffff
>>63765806
Why does this weapon even exist?
SOMEONE IS STEALING OUR MEMES!
that aint even a meme though
>martinez
>our memes
>a picture of a piggy that was found somewhere else
This should have been Luke
Luke turning evil would have ruined the whole point of Episode VI. Unless you just meant that Luke should have had a cool mask and a new metal hand...
>>63765623
But Luke did turn to the dark side
>>63765623
Except Luke walked the line between the dark and the light sides
>Straight up threatening to murder Jabba
Yeah, he's 100% good
discuss
fuck my wife
That underage girl was hot
Underage boobies
I think I found my new waifu....FEMALE EGON!
Who hyped for FEMALE EGON!
Wasn't Janine female Egon?
Female Egon is the only thing good about this abortion. I'd fuck the shit out of her.
>>63765335
She tried, but she doesn't come close to this new version.
So what are somedank memeswe can get outta this thing?
This is JUST what I expected, it's nothing but a glib facsimile etc
glib facsimile's as good as it gets
Glib facsimile is good, but I also like the idea of
>TAKE OFF THAT MASK
>What do you think you'll see if I do?
>THE FACE OF MY SON
>it's a black guy under the mask
Or something. It had that kind of campy CIA scene delivery /tv/ loves. I'm just not a jokester.
>Was promoted to be a badass female villain
>Kills a few villagers
>Then gets dumped in a trash dump.
>Fucking useless.
i feel like she should have been the one with the sword-and-shield that cucks finn
>>63765170
Don't worry, 20 years from now she'll be regarded as the coolest character in the new trilogy because she was mysterious and had a different armor
>>63765170
>>Kills a few villagers
she just orders her soldiers. all she did was walk around, bark orders, throw empty threats and got thrown in the trash by Finn and Han.
It arrived!!!!
>>63765120
>It comes with a wikipedia link
>>63765120
What is this?
>>63765120
I love you
So now that the dust has settled, can we agree that this was actually goat?
>>63764917
>the dust has settled
>it's been out for like 2 hours
The dust hasn't even risen yet.
No.
The original series was novel and surprising. It was totally unexpected.
Apparently now making a predictable remake that doesn't completely suck is "GOAT".
Just how the fuck did they recover Luke's blue lightsaber?
That's another story for another time :^)
"A story for another time."
>We haven't figured it out yet.
maz kanata said it was not the time to explain how she got it, 10 minutes after that the whole castle was blown the fuck out lol, btw did she manage to escape? that minion was a cool character
You know, when I first walked out of the cinema after the credits I left feeling pretty satisfied. Then when I looked at some of the criticisms online and thought about the movie some more I pondered on all of its flaws and decided that it was nowhere near as good as it could have been. Then the next day once I let all of the criticism soak in and think about it some more I realised that despite its flaws I still really enjoyed it and wanted to see it again. To me the whole thing is probably a 7.5/10 and I'm looking forward to the subsequent films.
What about you /tv/?
Decent but forgettable. Original had heart, this was ultimately soul-less like all of Abrams stuff.
>>63764535
the only bit that really stood out to me as a missed opportunity was having phasma duel finn instead of that random stormtrooper, and having her get wounded instead of killed. would have been a nice way to give her some more screentime and makes sense given her vendetta against him.
i loved kylo ren, the fact that he was hyped up to be intimidating and unstoppable and turned out to be an insecure manchild was great, and the acting was good. the final duel with him hitting his wound to anger himself was neat, and i liked his fighting style, no style or grace but pure rage.
anyone complaining that ren got beaten by rey is an idiot, he was wounded and quite visibly shaken by the fact that she was stronger with the force than he was
>>63764750
shit i mixed up the stormtrooper and phasma in the first paragraph but whatever you get the idea
Why do so many people watch this film and come away with the wrong lessons?
>>63764319
What's the lesson?
Black people aren't so bad because they know about women and basketball and white people can be violent rapists too?
The lesson is that in the end, even if you befriend the negro, they know nothing but violence.
The lesson is its perfectly legal to shoot and kill some niggers stealing your car but you can't curb stomp them.
Jerome has every right to the Star Wars universe that you do.
and 99% of critics love the flick
it's over we lost
>/pol/ is still complaining
You're worse than SJW's
>>63764355
how do you nerd faggots not realize nerd shit has always been dominated by faggy leftists all the way back to asimov
So what about these guys /tv/? Are they all force users, that used to be trained by Luke, but got turned? I hope not, but after seeing TFA, I'm sure JJ and his guys can handle the story, no matter what direction it takes.
And what about Rey's past? The flashback, implied some Abrams-LOST-tier complicated story. We didn't see much, so I think it can get kinda interesting.
What do you think?
>>63764200
theres nothing LOST tier about it at all
Luke was training a bunch of younglings. One youngling falls to the dark side, converts some m8s, who decide to show up to the party with cricket bats and shit and show the light siders how anakin rolls.
Luke flees with Rey, whos probably his daughter and takes a page out of Obiwan's book by dumping her on the nearest desert planet because Kylo will hate sand just like his grand daddy.
>>63764200
>>63764279
luke probably trained snoke. ren was never luke's apprentice, even leia said so
>>63764551
wtf I tought Leia said that they shouldn't have send Kylo with Luke.
