Is this the most underrated flick of all time?
>flick
It's Kino
>>63760851
I liked it, and was looking forward to a true sequel, but now Alien:Covenant sounds shitty.
>>63760897
>the crew of the colony ship Covenant, bound for a remote planet, who discover what they believe is an uncharted paradise but is, in fact, a dark, dangerous world, the only inhabitant of which is David (Michael Fassbender), the “synthetic” and survivor of the doomed Prometheus expedition
sounds pretty based desu
ITT: Worst movie(s) you've seen this year?
It's gotta this piece of fucking trash for me. I don't usually mind awful capeshit but this was too much for even me. Absolutely horrible.
>Inb4 meme answers
>>63760454
Hated every minute of it.
Even the credits had those awful shitty fucking garbage songs that made me want to kill someone.
>>63760552
Do you mind to elaborate?
>Another star wars thread
>>63760387
Dumb frogposter.
don't worry frogposter
based hiro is coming soon and we will get this cancer a quarantine board no matter how much the mods cry against it
>>63760387
dumb frogposter.
How will they fix his weakness?
Maybe they can inject him with melanin.
Finn will BLACK Rey and he will go mad over being cucked which pushes him further to the BLACK side.
>>63760364
Never
He ends up getting even more whiney and insane because he will never be as cool as vader.
Then he goes into depression and gets suicidal thoughts wje he has become top kek autists whiney psycopath sith lord that gets beaten by Luke's Daughter everytime they battle.
>>63760309
The fedora images are a nice touch, good job OP.
>>63760309
The Forbes guy thinks Revenge of the Sith is better than A New Hope.
Do you think he liked star wars 7? he looks like the type of person they were pandering to with it
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>you will never unjust yourself
>'tomorrow' you say
>'tomorrow ill unjust myself'
>but you dont
>you just keep decaying
>and now Mark Hamill is back on track and youre rotting like a corpse
He looks so fucking good, better than in Empire & Jedi imo
Hope he gets in some action scenes in 8, i was worried at first since i thought he would be a walking corpse but he should be great
So what's Carrie's excuse?
What kind of services did Shmi Skywalker perform under Watto?
Is Watto Anakin's father?
Wait. .
Is Snoke Watto??
>>63760167
Watto is Plagueis
Snoke is Jar Jar
sheev was his dad
>TV told me he would be an aggressively oversexualised black bull
>he's actually a beta literal virgin who gets friendzoned at the end
Finn and Poe Bros 4 Lyfe were great 2bh
>>63759913
*farts eternally*
>/tv/ actually did all the hypersexualizing of Finn
Turns out /tv/ were the cucks all along
>>63760131
MIND = BLOWN
so wheres the torrnt???
>>63759556
Ben Kenobi and Obi Wan are literally the same person
>>63759811
you took the bait.
enjoy.
>>63759811
fucking retard. go back to /b/ you cunt
Where were you when based JJ Abrams became the most recognized and influential director in Hollywood?
Masterpiece after masterpiece, he's consistently demonstrated his keen eye for cinematic perfection. This is no ordinary director. No, this kind of director only comes once in one hundred years. This century's Andrei Tarkovsky, JJ Abrams will usher in a new of age of film-making. Revolutionary in spirit, breathtaking in scope, JJ has his sights set on greatness. The bar has never been set so high.
Hold on to your hats, boys. This is only the beginning.
JJ can't become influential, because JJ doesn't have his own voice
>>63759537
>Where were you when based JJ Abrams became the most recognized and influential director in Hollywood?
Really? I was unaware that Steven Spielberg had died
Super 8 wasn't bad, but it was just a love letter to Spielberg. The only real reason i enjoyed it was because it made me remember how great Spielberg was in his prime.
I'm sure Star Wars is similar.
The rest of his shit is trash
Luke looked as though he'd been crying for the past decade
>>63759478
Luke looks as though he's my gay uncle Joe who is stuck in the 70s.
>>63759478
Is he really just wearing a white version of his ROTJ outfit?
JJ's Luke is a pussy anyway. He isn't the hero from my childhood. He's a faggot who runaway when life hit him hard
was he a gray jedi?
- tries to tell Obi-Wan the truth about the corruption in the senate
- unlike Vader to Luke who says "join me and together we *can rule the galaxy*, says "join me and together we can *end the senate in the corruption*"
- uses an army of DROIDS to separate from the undemocratic (Queen Amidala) Republic
- meanwhile republic uses an army of ENSLAVED HUMANS whose only purpose is to die to protect the republic
- also jedi order is like "don't marry or else dark side", like fuck that
no he was evil he had an evil voice
>>63759471
Clones aren't slaves, retard. They understood their purpose, hence why they were so much more powerful than normal humans or droids
Qui-Gon Jinn was a gray Jedi and Dooku is who trained him.Couple novels I believe about the two of them, pretty good reads from what I heard
LITTLE DIDDLE-DODDERS
Man-moths?
>>63759542
What were you picturing when you thought I said manmoth karl?
foodage
Are there any references to the prequels in Episode 7?
No. Abrams and co. only took the OT as inspiration for their flick.
>>63759466
thank god
Saw it tonight and no. Nothing. Not even a hint. The movie is a direct sequel to Return of the Jedi.
Name me a TV show as good as these films.
I'll wait.
Why don't you post some films instead of flicks first?
>>63759440
>flicks
More like kindergarden filmprojects made by down syndrome kids
>>63759440
Stfu, memeposter
>>63759418
True Detective
