WHAT A COINCIDENCE: THE MOVIE:
>Hey, its just happens that I want to go Rouge after who knows how many years of Service
>Hey Its just happens that I could free a Rebel scum
>Hey it just happens that I land next to a Jedi Girl
>Oh shit, the New Order is coming
>Oh its the Millennium Falcon
>Oh we escaped but damn, Han and Chewie just tracked down this ship. What a COINCIDENCE
>Oh we just landed on a planet with a Bar-thingy. Oh hey its that Luke lightsaber in the basement
>Oh we reached the rebels. Oh look, a New Death Star. Good thing it has the same weakness as the other 2
>Oh R2D2 Just woke up. Good thing he knows where is Luke
Its not as bad as Phantom Menace, but it has so many flaws
>phantom menace was bad
>>63762643
Star wars are always like this.
>>63762643
Finn says this was his first combat mission.
The rebel scum was captured on this same mission.
Considering the First Order were on that planet to find more details on Luke's location, it was not so surprising his daughter was there, too.
Yes, they were chasing after Finn and Poe
I will give you that, the Falcon was kind of an odd thing to have there.
It is the Falcon, I am not surprised Han and Chewie cared to track it.
They were taken there by Han who knew the leader there could help.
The new death star was dumb.
R2D2 waking up was dumb.
Overall - it did have a lot of head-scratching moments, but I am not surprised considering it is a Star Wars movie. They never were genius pieces of art. They are fun space-adventures and I felt like the movie delivered on that front.
How did Ray and Lea knew each other again? They never meet until the end and they are hugging like they know each other from years.
>>63762431
What is a timeskip?
>that pic
eww
>>63762431
the whole ending was so weird. They did some kind of montage until the end, with little to no dialogue, so literally nothing is explained. It's one thing to keep some mysteries for later, but here they just completely ignored every mysteries left.
Think about it, from the moment Rey find the force in her and beat Kylo to the moment she meets Luke, NOTHING is said. We just have this awkward hug, people cheering her for some reasons as she leaves, and that's it. Why is she the one leaving to meet Luke? did Leia know she had the force in her? And what about Jakku and her family? It's not even adressed
>"CHECK THIS RIFT IS FUCKING TASTY"
what did he mean by this?
>>63762305
Well, it was fucking tasty
You should do what he said and checkem
>>63762305
he says riff dude
guitar riff
like a sequence of notes
and the riff is pretty tasty t b h f a m
>ywn fill kage with your hot demon gel
What went wrong?
who even is that?
Nothing if you ask me, I love him. But I bet he hoped to be doing bigger things than he did.
>>63762004
wasted potential. relegated to doing "safe" comedy for old white people. basically the black jay leno.
What is this expression supposed to convey?
hes imagining
>>63761910
I can only imagine
Why is it taking so long?
Is there any man as based as Rich Evans?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBqPkMQ2ToU
He's like a good version Philip Seymour Hoffman
>>63761829
>>63761755
>>63761643
GEN X ETHOS
>friendly reminder that if you don't rate this movie to be at least a fucking 10/10 you shouldn't even be browsing this board
>>63761629
it's overrated
I've actually never have seen Momento
>>63761629
Babby's first non-linear flick.
ITT: Movies men will never understand.
>>63761256
Post more Lacey
Mean girls? More like MEME girls am I right?
Any good movie tbqh
I saw it. I saw it and I loved it, just like I loved everything else he's ever made (except Four Rooms.) I even somewhat enjoyed Death Proof.
Does this make you mad? Are you mad? Are you mad, widdle contwawian babbies? HE gets to make whatever the fuck he WANTS every few years, HE lives the DREAM and you... ohhhh, you must be mad. You must be so mad with your contwawianisms and your memes and your "uno farto all of a suddahhhh" and your "what's going on here?" coffee pictures and oh, don't forget the gifs and webms! One mustn't forget those! One is never truly memary if one doesn't have the animations, right?
I almost forgot the "warm black dingus" joke! Ha HA! Contwawibabbianism at its FINEST!
Stay mad. Stay so very MAD. Quentin gets to watch whatever he wants on an enormous screen (in 70mm!) with the finest stereo sound while he licks the feet of whatever aspiring actress wants to sell her soul to be a Hollywood starlet. What are YOU doing? Oh, that's right. You're still dreaming and sitting on your ASS. Did YOU bang Uma Thurman in her prime? Nope. Whoops! Did YOU bang Mira Sorvino in her prime! Nope. Whoops! Quentin did.
Now fuck off, contwawibabby.
ok.
What's going on here?
new copy pasta?
I'm on episode 4 right now, are seasons 3-5 going to be this shitty too?
>>63761124
Yes, just delete it and download The Sopranos.
>>63761124
Season two is the best season
>>63761124
Three is unmemorable
4 is lauded by many fans and most critics as the best
5 is just off the rails batshit, there's a certain storyline that jumps the shark and is literally wtf, but thank God it's over soon
Why are comediennes less funny than normal women?
But I like Tina Fey
I would let her sit on my face, if only she let me lick her feet
>>63761096
Because they look at male comedians and try to fit into the boy's club. They take all the worst parts of male humor--the lewd, the crass--and amp it up times 10.
The only one I can think of who doesn't do that is Maria Bamford, and her shtick is cutesy ditzy girl. But at least she's not talking about her pussy or fucking constantly.
Sheldon and Amy are gonna do it, I cannot wait till the ep reaches cali.
>>63761061
Hello reddit
>trying to turn Sheldon into a normie
WHAT'S THE POINT!?
>Sheldon has had coitus and you haven't
>that damage control
>It was very action-packed. I didn’t… Yeah. It was surprising. I find it to be kind of the marketing people saying, “Everybody come and see this film, it’s full of action and fun,” when there’s a lot more to it than that. I didn’t love it because I know there’s a lot more to the film. There’s a lot more story and a lot more character stuff, and a lot more what I would call Star Trek stuff. But you know, they’ve got to bring a big audience in. They’ve got to bang the drum. To the Star Trek fans, I’d say be patient.
http://www.slashfilm.com/simon-pegg-star-trek-beyond-trailer/
>>63760933
I CANT STAND OIT
I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT
>>63760933
You think he posted spoilers from the premier?
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>63760900
JUST
>>63760900 THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!
>>63760900
What went wrong?
So, how was it?
Were you satisfied wit the ending? Are you sad it's gone?
>>63760866
Won't watch it til it hits Netflix unfortunately.
I am sad it's gone, but the last season being average made it easier.
HHHEEeee HEEEeee
anyone else putting off watching the last season because you can't deal with the inevitable feels once it's over
