RIGHT NOW ON HARDCORE PAWN!
>>63761498
> My kids coulda died!
whos the pawg wife? my dicks wants more
MY
applying for a job at first order.
>Hi my name is Kylo Ren
>I would like to work as a Sith leader at your company.
Can you tell us why you would be suited for this job?
>I used to fight and lead a powerful group called "Knights of Ren" and we--
Hold on kid, I don't care about your Folklore Metal Band from High-School.
Look kid, if you don't have at least 5 years of experience in this field we can't hire you, this position is only for the toughest. It's not a joke, it needs responsibility, great social skills, great fighting skills, organisation and high profile business skills, a strong and mentally stable mind, fast decision making and more. You have any papers that show any of these?
>I----I was the student of Luke Skywalker
Wait what?!
Did you graduate, I didn't knew he was teaching.
Ok show me your papers, what did you leanred from him?
>Actually I failed but I learned to appreciate the dark side and ---
Hold on,
cut this crap,
are you fucking kidding me?!
Get the ---
(whisper: sir, I think we should take him, he is a total loser but his mother and teacher are our main nemesis, someday it will be of good use...)
.......
OK KID
you got the job!
But don'tmake trouble, alright?
>Oh Thank you sir! I will make sure not to disapoint you and I will promise you that I will make Lord Vader notice me in his grave!
>>63761478
kek
good question though
I always wondered why they hired this whiney mental kid.
He is close to autism
>>63761702
I like his character but yea, he is not suited for the job.
>>63761478
I also think his resume is all about Luke Skywalker kek.
But he is actually quite strong if he doesn't go emo
Two and a Half Men
Push up bra
>Pre-clapped and pre-laughed American trash
babby -tier
I'm getting a half man right now if you know what I mean
Can we say best film of 2015?
>>63759580
The fact that Linkara would seriously consider saying yes is depressing.
The fact that he considers it a movie, or a film.
The fact it exists.
>>63760438
wait, I thought this was just a shitty anniversary film done for the lulz?
>>63759580
>2015
It would have been if we all were nasty little cock sluts
Can we discuss the rebirth of this network over the last year. The Expanse, Z Nation, Childhoods End, and The Killjoys are all superb.
>>63758372
Caught Z Nation on accident and was pleasantly surprised.
>>63758390
Would you rather have yet another Disney© thread?
>implying he won't be back in the next movie>implying he actually died
It would be extremely painful teebeeaich family
>>63758099
>Implying Harrison Ford doesn't want to stay away from the SW franchise as far as possible
Ask someone who just saw force awakens anything
how shit was it out of 10
We already know everything.
Fuck off.
>>63758064
Better than prequels
When will this guy get his own EU spinoff series?
He was the best thing in the film.
>>63756210
They're making a super sentai series about him and a team of other stormtroopers with attitude
>>63756210
That would be like making a Gundam series with a Zaku as the lead mech.
>>63756461
uhhh... 0080 war in the pocket
So haters just can't deal with the fact that a girl is going to be the greatest Jedi right?
There's literally nothing wrong with her being superior to every previous force user of her level of training other than the fact that you hate women and don't want one to be the real savior of the Galaxy and true hero of the Force. But you'll just have to deal with two more movies of her being better than shitty Luke and Obi-Wan ever were.
How is she better? Because she mind tricked a Stormtrooper? Stormtroopers have always been easy to mind trick.
I just want to watch cool shit happening in distant worlds with strange creatures.
Obi-Wan is a huge fucked up he deserves whatever shit people take on him, Luke is literally one of my favorite protagonists, so I hope they treat him with respect.
So does this pretty much confirm that Snoke is Darth Plagueis?
Their themes are nearly identical
http://www.itemvn.com/song/?s=C9EBCD857E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqpy8YYQ2-I
they did everything to avoid mentioning or referencing prequel shit
so i doubt it
>>63752824
>jab about the clones being better than stormtoopers by captain kylo ren
>they did everything to avoid mentioning or referencing prequel shit
What a fucking retard
>>63752751
I've been wondering about Snoke since watching it.
Since he seduced Kylo to the dark side, and taught him dark side shit, it seems reasonable to suggest he's some kind of sith Lord already.
So there's surely only 2 reasonable suggestions
>A) Sidious somehow survived the Death Star, and he is even more hideously fucked up in the face due to the scarring
>B) Plagueis
The Force Awakens.where and how did the first order manage to get the resources and manpower to build the starkiller when building the death star taxed the resources of the empire when it was at its peak in power?
How did they manage to hide the construction of such a weapon from the newly reformed republic, or anyone who would find such information valuable to sell?
How does the "shot" manage to reach other far away systems in such a short ammount of time without the use of hyperspace?
>>63750222
It was prequel level retarded.
>>63750222
Reminder that George was called a hack for this type of plot holes while JJ is praised for his creativity
>>63750222
dude just turn your brain off lmao
why couldn't he have been better. why did JJ make him so weak he lost to someone ho had never even used a lightsaber before, baka.
HE WAS JUST SHOT BY A FUCKING BOWCASTER MOMENTS BEFORE
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE DUMB
>>63770460
Because hes white.
>>63770582
>being a jedi woth your saber unsheathed
>getting hit by a single blaster shot
JJ Abrams lynching when?
>Actually had a story arc even if he wasn't fully polished and fleshed out
>Wasn't ridiculously successful at everything and seemed to be a normal guy in way over his head
>Well acted by John Boyega
>GOAT theme when he takes his helmet off
>bromance with Poe
He loses all his fights, but at least I actually gave a shit about them. Rey was near flawless in anything she tried.
>>63766333
This
I preferred seeing Finn struggle and grow as a character than see Rey do everything perfectly with zero training or experience.
>>63766271
>Damn!
>Hell of a guy!
>Hell no!
>Dammit!
>"Droid please"
>"Droid please"
>"Droid please"
>"Droid please"
>"Droid please"
>"Droid please"
That was a great movie, fuck you /tv/ for making me feel like itd be shit, i fucking hate this board.
>>63766205
It wasn't shit. It was just flawed and had a lot of retarded stuff in it.
Good, get the fuck out and never come back you plebian shitstain!
>>63766205
Stop coming here then
If you bought anyone Kylo Ren merchandise, I suggest you return that shit immediately because holy shit he is more unlikable than Judas.
He is a villain, you idiot. You aren't supposed to like him.
>>63764376
Are you 5?
I like him MORE now that I've gotten to know his character.
People who ran out and bought toys months ago just because he was Mr. Cool Red Lightsaber Man are still idiots, though.
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