Disappointment of the century, so fucking mediocre and bland. Literally a cheesier, more rushed, clone of Episode 4.
>>63774453
>Disappointment of the century
FOR YOU
>>63774504
Nothing fucking happened. A bigger death star gets blown up thrice in a shitty sequence, Han Solo dies suddenly and LITERALLY NO ONE CARES, not in the movie, and not in the theater, and Luke shows up for 10 seconds, and doesn't say shit.
>>63774542
>Nothing happened
Were you asleep half the movie?
>NO ONE CARES
Clearly you were asleep. Chewie went berserker, Finn and Rey freaked out, Leia felt it from miles away. Dude sitting to my right gasped out loud (as did several other folks in my theater).
Childhood crushes.
Eddie Redmayne pls go.
>>63774401
>gonna fuck that pussy
>>63774401
she's a slutty little lion
Friendly reminder
I don't get it
>>63774397It won't break Avatar
>>63774346
these cameron gifs are immense
TRAITOR
I love it when random henchmen step up like that
>>63774243
Nigga gets shot in the chest when he was about to win
>>63774259
Same. He deserves to be the Boba Fett of the franchise as much as Phasma.
>I'm acting
Why was his performance so shitty?
>>63774167
It was so bad. A better question is why did they keep it in the film.
>>63774300
Good question.Nice dubs
There was nothing wrong with his performance.
Gay ass movie
>>63774147
I bet you couldn't wait to get home to post this shit thread.
>>63774147
>wrist tattoo
Nice tat brah.
Captain Solo, I'm Rey.
BANE?
>>63773866
Was getting caught part of her plan?
My flight plan lists me, Finn, Captain Solo here but ONLY ONE OF YOU!
Honestly best performance in the whole flick. I can see him becoming the next Denzel Washington.
inb4 /pol/ butthurts sperging
Hang on, "I DON'T. KNOW WHAT. TO DO." wasn't in the movie
>>63773696
Why do you think the producers have chosen a British Negro instead of an American Negro?
>>63773696
It was like two people that didn't talk to each other were writing his character. He changes interchangeably from coward to brave to coward to brave to coward to brave then comatose.
GET IN HERE
SAVE YOUR TASTE
24/151 in the entire catalogue are non SW threads.
that means 85% of all /tv/ threads are currently star wars threads.
>>63773526
w-will it ever be safe again out there?
There literally isn't a single catalog page without a sw thread on it heh
>They nuked Jacen/Caedus for some Sithboo cosplaying Nu Metal faggot who kicks puppies and asks Vader's skull to help him be darker and edgier.
JUST FUCK MY FRANCHISE UP, SENPAI
>>63773469
Jaden was an edgelord but at least he had some kind of motivation. This new punk was a completely flat character, devoid of any reason.
>>63774155
Another thing about Jacen is how much material there was for him. We know who he is and how he fell and why. We don't know anything about Kylo but we're supposed to believe he's "conflicted" because he says so? Are we supposed to feel sorry for him after he uses his father's love for him to get him into a position where he can stab him?
>>63773469
kylo is literally
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!!!: the person
Rey did I ever tell you about the time I used my force powers to make these little bear people on the forest moon of Endor think C-3PO was their god so that they would help us defeat the Empire. They were good friends
>>63773468
this looked better, too bad they reshot it
>>63773567
Yeah there was a bunch of different shots from the trailers, kind of bothered me when I heard/saw them in the movie
>>63773567
Wasn't this confirmed to be fake?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ5tWMdoQdg
Why were the late 90's and early 2000's such an innocent time?
Because rape wasn't a thing back then.
>>63773411
Honestly because crime was down, the economy had been growing for 2 decades, the west didn't have any international enemies , and the growth in technology and media had been astronomical
Now only one of those things is true
every new gen of highschooler has to out-edge the previous
>"Dad, who's posting on 4chan past midnight?"
>"Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners..."
Well, which one are you, /tv/?
Jokes on you fag I'm at work right now
Unenployable and angry loner, the very few times h have went to parties and drank i woke up with my vomit all over me and a hangover from hell tho
Angry loner/unemployable
I don't drink though
Best villian or best villian ever?
How does Kylo rank now? And how will he rank as the saga progresses?
>>63773232
http://torrentbyte.net/movies-torrents/star-wars-episode-vii-the-force-awakens-2015-720p-brrip-xvid-ac3-yify_94169.html
is this real or fake
>>63773232
OP can't even grammar
More interesting than the prequal introduced villains, him and Hux where two of the very few things about this film I liked.
If I was a studying historian, specialising in English and British history, how likely is this movie to rustle my jimmies?
Do you often place emotional investment in what you study? If not, then it won't rustle any jimmies at all because it's based on fact.
>>63773090
Well considering the main battle they won happened on a bridge, the majority of fighters survived and actually died of dehydration, starvation, pneumonia; the fact the princess he screws later was a baby when Wallace was leading his rebellion, and the fact that the Scottish nobles were really the heroes and Wallace got alot of Scots killed, if that jimmies your whistles and all.
>>63773171
He fucked a baby!?
