>millions of words of plot speculation, get hype bullshit, fan theories and autismal line by line analyses of every interview given about the film from the latte boy to the director
>hundreds of hours of hysterical shrieking trailer reactions, trailer reviews, frame by frame breakdowns, stilted round-table discussions manned by fat nerds and the one token Star Wars "fangirl" who could cut the sexual tension in the room with a butter knife
>hundreds of man hours lost because of all the fanboys waiting until past midnight for the release of a 2 minutes of footage expertly assembled by a marketing team that can play its fanbase's emotional reactions like a harp
>all for 2 hours of admittedly entertaining pew pew shit and WE HAVE TO DESTROY THE OSCILLATORS video game tier garbage
>nerds literally crying talking about how they've waited 20 years for 120 minutes of film like they saw family relatives off to war or something
Are you faggots for real with this shit?
>>63780156
white people don't have any culture so they attach themselves to movies
>>63780175
Nerds are literally nigger-tier
>>63780175
movies are our culture
Allow me to clarify.
I liked Idris Elba in Prometheus.
Will Smith movies aren't great, but they're fun movies and he works as an actor.
Boyega looks like they just picked a random black kid from Atlanta, to play a random black kid sent back a long time ago far away. He just sticks out and it doesn't look right. There's some random southern US young dindu running around Star Wars.
Same as if in The Godfather some main character was randomly an Australian aborigine or something.
It's so bad it breaks immersion. It's not because he's black in general, Lando was a great character.
I thought Rey's accent was more distracting than Boyega's skin color.
>>63780171
But again it ISNT his skin color.
Imagine some typical Eminem type white trailer trash "acting" in Star Wars.
It just doesn't work.
I don't know enough about filmmaking to know if this has a technical term (some sort of blank slate requirement to be a good actor) but I know my gut.
>>63780150
Whoops, you're racist. Finn was a good character.
What do shitposters mean by this?
>>63780140
>ERWACHEN
he's the only decent actor in the schlock now that Ford's diseased
>>63780181
Ford has never been a good actor.
Oscar Isaac is the only capable actor in the cast.
Poe is the only half-decent character and actually seems like he belongs to the star wars universe.
Hope he gets more space in the next movies otherwise the trilogy is fucked.
Was it autism?
>>63780037
he was going senile.
>>63780037
He was starving. He ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days.
Good moaning
I was pissing by your imagebeard when I heard a lot of shitting
Wot seems to be the priblim?
>Youuu stoopid womarnnnn
>>63779995
OooOOooww, Butler. Late again.Is this now a britcom thread?
>>63779995
I have the wire wrapped around my log is the greatest line ever
So this was a pretty good year. What did /tv/ think?
i've only seen six on yourchart
>>63779966
no thank you
Star Wars Episode VII: 8/10
Jurassic World: 6.5/10
Avengers: Age of Ultron: 7/10
Mad Max: Fury Road: 9.5/10
The Martian: 8.5/10
Didn't see the rest.
New webm thread, old one here >>63748807
>So, do you talk first, do I talk first? What do we do here you're a little hard to understand with the-
You thought it was going to turn into a quipfest after this, didn't you?
Damn Poe is handsome
No homo
Yeah, I'm glad they didn't give Kylo something fucking clever to say.
>>63779840
In the OT they would've but this isn't a 20th Century film.
What was up with the heavy breathing in this movie? I thought everyone had an asthma.
>>63779785
b-but how will the audience feel the tension??
>His friend or atleast a peer gets killed by the resistance
>'Fuck this evil first order im joining the resistance'
what
It shows ACTION and STRUGGLE and BREATHING DIFFICULTIES
This scene wasn't in the film?
when rei flashbacks when she touches the lifesaber senpai
>>63779689
Yeah it was
It was in the flashback castle scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhInIOKwGXU
House looks sterile as fuck.
Atrocious song.
>Didnt show the actors all grown up
0/10 teaser, would not hype again
>>63779683
Feels more like a Party of Five sequel with that shitty music
Will both sisters play michelle like the old times?
What is the cinematic equivalent of a drum solo?
>>63779614
One-shot take
Dolly zoom
>>63779614
Slowmotion
>everybody on /tv/ is jizzing about Star Warz hurr durr
>meanwhile, Laina makes this video pointing out how the main reason Star Wars is so big right now is that many people who claim to like it are just following a group trend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AtL4A56CKM
Now that you have been BTFO by Laina's video, /tv/, will you admit you don't really care about Star Wars and just wanted to be part of the fanfare and actually have something to talk about with people?
>>63779547
>girl on youtube with excess makeup has opinions
wow
never seen this before
I want to lick her pits while she makes fun of me
>>63779547
Meh
Why wasn't he choose to direct a STar Wars movie?
Because he prefers capeshit
>>63779475
Cuz he's not a cuck
>>63779475
Cause they wanted the hack behind Jurassic World instead. Probably much easier for the studio to control someone like that than Miller
>"tighten those restraints, scavenger scum."
Yup that was mr. bond himself. Based
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/12/17/daniel-craig-makes-cameo-star-wars-force-awakens
who gives a shit
>>63779413
probably the one with the big stick
waste of money anyway
>>63779437
it literally tells you which one moron. Rey used her mind control powers on him. Learn to read
