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Is Amber Heard a good actress?
>>63786103
lolno
name one film she was good in
>>63786147
The one where she played a semen demon
No.
But she's hot, bisexual and drives a mustang meaning lonely guys will pretend that she is.
Now that Star Wars 7 confirmed for a flop, will BvS out do it?
>>63785879
lolno
>>63785879
>Flop
Do you understand what this word means?
>>63785879
batman looks fat as fuck
/co/ is retarded saying it looks good
Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens Stupid Questions Thread
Lots of stupid questions by OP within, with spoilers.
Why didn't they use the eagles to destroy the lightsaber?
who the fuck is sydow's character?
did they cut the part where han says "the legends are all true?"
did this movie get cut down a lot? it feels like it did
whose child is Rey?
Why is luke on that one planet at the end?
Was it Coruscant that was destroyed? Seems like it has to be, right?
How does the First Order, composed of remnants of the empire, have the resources to build something even more difficult to build than the second death star?
How does ball droid look so small next to R2D2 but fit in the same part...
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>>63785817
what eagles?
Is Tarantino done for in Hollywood?
Did they finally realize what a hack he is and blacklist him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=152&v=_pd6yO-jBRo
>Cuckelino is getting blacked listed
he probably enjoys it
He's gonna be directing theater from now on
>>63785770
Christ, HS is still pretty based
The music sucked ass in TFA. What the hell happened?
>JJ why are you telling me to compose the music first?
>>63785827
>its jj's fault!
>>63785843
>implying I implied that
PROS:>Finn is great
>BB8 is more likeable than R2D2 and C3P0 combined
>Chewbacca going beast mode
>They had the balls to kill Han Solo
>Great effects and visual design philosophy
>Lightsaber combat struck a good balance between the styles of the original trilogy and the prequel trilogy
>Quips are amusing enough to not be irritating
>'That's not how the force works!'
>Well shot and well acted for the most part
>Pilot guy is pretty cool, has potential
CONS:>Kylo Ren is a pathetic whiny faggot, but everyone still thinks he's hot shit for some reason
>Rey is the mother of all mary sues and isn't charismatic enough for that to be acceptable
>Movie was an almost beat-for-beat rip off of A New Hope
>New Death Star because original ideas are hard
>The rebels still being rebels even though they won the war, invalidating the entire struggle of the original trilogy
>Luke's dopey ass three minute stare at the end
>Played too safe
>Snoke is an absolutely retarded name for a big bad guy
>Rey more concerned about someone holding her hand than her imminent death
>Jakko is indistinguishable from Tattooine
>Rey closes her eyes for a solid 30 seconds during a lightsaber duel, Kylo Ren makes no attempt to capitalize on this and just stands there like a fucking pleb
>Distractingly formulaic
Overall, 7/10.
Bumped up to an 8 if Episodes VIII and IX are original stories that don't just retread the originals, bumped down to a 6 if not.
Agreed?
i didn't really like Driver's performance either but i kinda enjoy the idea of an angsty teen sith in training over a generic evil supervillain
Why would I agree with someone that doesn't even have his own opinion?
Dixie Ripley was my favorite character.
Is it pathetic to go to the movies by yourself? I want to see the new Star Wars movie but no one else wants to go.
Did it a few times but always during work days, afternoon when there are less people around.
>>63785609
Depends what you look like, the less neckbeard traits you have, the more OK it is
>>63785691
no. im gay with a little face-shadow.
can you came up with the better plot for Episode 7 rather than just rehashing ANH or forcing with muh nostalgia reference as the beginning of new trilogy?
>Luke takes an apprentice with his wife, Mara Jade
>except this apprentice, still named Kylo wouldn't be related to anyone
> starts looking for a faster way to get rid of the Empire that is threatening his home planet, instead of years of training
>finds out about Vader and the Emperor
>secrets Luke has been keeping from him
>gets seduced by the darkside and turns into Kylo Ren (starts...
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>>63785555
Its already been done.
>>63786090
It's too bad they waited until the original cast was too old to make a sequel trilogy. This trilogy would have been great to see on he big screen.
![kylo-ren-rey-s-connection-revealed-in-new-star-wars-episode-7-photos-rey-and-finn-pre-710348[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZMXU0sP.jpg "kylo-ren-rey-s-connection-revealed-in-new-star-wars-episode-7-photos-rey-and-finn-pre-710348[1].jpg")
SPOILER!
I can't wrap my head around this. Kylo seems to be this awesome OP sith, and suddenly, Finn and Rey (with absolutely no jedi training) can almost match him? Please provide me with an explanation or theory so I can stop thinking about it...
*spoilers* He's basically bleeding out from that bowcaster bolt. They showed you the whole movie how powerful it was. Kylo took that blast and walked it off. These aren't episode 1 jedi. We have no idea what Luke taught Kylo. How far in the training Kylo got nor how much Luke retained from the Jedi Order on courascant. Even still Kylo just killed his father and was obviously in his own head a little preoccupied.
>>63785546
it's called bullshit and it's what this movie suffers from, bullshit.
>>63786127
Lol ok
>Women deemed unfit to fight
>Women portrayed as mere objects of lust
>Women not taken seriously
>Mulan still not respected after she saves her commanding officer
>Mulan still lacks respect after she rescues the fucking emperror
The real villain of this flick was sexism, right?
>>63785541
>Women deemed unfit to fight
Not much has changed tbqh
http://www.seattletimes.com/life/wellness/why-most-female-marines-struggle-to-pass-pullup-test/
I always understood it as a portrayal of undying daughterly love, bravery and perseverance.
I never really thought about how she's a stronk womyn who needs no man while watching this as a kid and I don't think that today's kids think about it on their own, without some crazy fucking feminist shoving it down their throat.
anyways, mulan is still in my top 3 favorite disney movies and you can go suck a big dick if you disagree, OP
>There are plebs who think I'll make a man out of you isn't the GOAT Disney song
Like what if Rey had no conception and Luke gave birth to her...
>>63785528
Rey is a replicant
>>63785528
Just pissed her out of his T-16 back home.
rey is shmi's force ghost
What is this man's best work? Going through his filmography and so far The Tree of Life is my favorite.
>>63785517
has anyone ever heard him talk?
>>63785517
How does a former chad all American football player become such a visionary filmmaker?
>>63785572
He has a speaking cameo in Badlands
what did he mean by this?
In this film do they show the post-walk celebration sex he had with a random girl?
JGL can do anything. JGL is the greatest man of our time. JGL can seduce any woman, turn any man gay. JGL will conquer the world.
>>63785755
>>>/davey/
Has John Williams lost his touch? Why are there no threads about how he phoned this score in and that it's utterly forgettable.
Typically the music of Star Wars is almost like another character. The music from TFA is not the least bit memorable. The only music of note in it is that from previous SW films.
It was easily the worst SW music. Barely registered it was there.
Did the movie have that "epic" version of Han and Leia's theme from the trailers?
Yup. It was garbage. Nothing like Duel of the Fates, Battle of Heroes or General Grievous.
Just terrible.
>Not Noomi
D R O P P E D
(last thread deleted because it wasn't star wars I guess)
What do we think lads?
Also general ALIEN COVENANT discussion
i said it in the other thread, if they show her elder god tier nipples it will be the goatest alien movie
Yep, must witness her giving a topless foot job in space.
>>63785438
What the fuck is Ridley Scott doing. This doesn't even sound like a sequel to Prometheus anymore.
They should've just let Blomkamp do the Aliens sequel instead.
