This is how Japanese watch Star Wars.
https://twitter.com/mishinaaan/status/677830219806314496
Did they rike it?
How did they react to Finn?
>>63782031
yeah japs love the star war
Ranking list for Star Wars movies.
5>4>6>7>3>1>2
This list is objective and the result of countless hours of brainstorming and discussion between the top Star Wars experts worldwide.
Thank you for your attention.
>>63781993
5>4>7>6>3>1>2
>>63782011
It seems you've accidentally put a mistake in there.
Return of the Jedi is better than The Force Awakens.
5>4>6>3>7>1>2
Just posting the best director of all time.
>>63781835
This isnĀ“t the best place to talk about films or directors. /tv/ is for shitposting about MemeWars, anon.
>>63781918
Kubrick made flicks
>>63781918
Could you redirect me to the worthwhile board, then?
Who is the best Late Night host?
you should rename it to favorite jewish late night hosts
why not include the black guys? you racist?
> all these plebs
Greetings from /co/
None of them. Not a single one is good.
Literally Richard Harrow: Indian version.
>>63781758
If you've never watched anything other than Baordwalk Empire, sure.
>>63781868
>black sheep
>disrespected by everyone
>comically good at killing people
>veteran
>had a crush on a fat chick
Missing anything?
>>63781902
>>black sheep
I don't think you know what that means
>>disrespected by everyone
Harrow wasn't disrespected at all.
>had a crush on a fat chick
Jimmy's wife wasn't fat, neither was the other girl he fell for.
you're a fucking idiot.
Reminder that Snoke is Darth Plagueis possessing Anakin's dead body.
>>63781669
That would be some shit.
>>63781669
It's Plagueis with Voldemort's story.
>"killed" by Sheev
>Spirit/last spark of life is wandering around looking for hosts
>New temporary body is given
>Looks weak and deformed , but it'll do
>Episode VII will have Snoke thrown into a cauldron by his weak-willed follower and he'll grow to full strength again by using the blood of...
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>>63782562
>Snoke will be played by Hayden Christensen
ITT: Ex Machina.
>Full Definition of DEUS EX MACHINA. 1. : a god introduced by means of a crane in ancient Greek and Roman drama to decide the final outcome. 2. : a person or thing (as in fiction or drama) that appears or is introduced suddenly and unexpectedly and provides a contrived solution to an apparently insoluble difficulty.
>>63781608
Fish Rain.
But it wasn't insoluble. It wasn't deus ex machina.
0/10, get off my /tv/ you troublemaking kids
>>63781608
>introduced suddenly
And there's your problem.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/markets/2015/12/18/star-wars-compares-dollars/77508190/
ITS OVER STAR WARS IS DONE
>>63781465
Did they really think they could beat Jim?
>Anyone gives a shit about turdworlders
It will be number 1 in the US and most of Western Yurop
>>63781465
It will pass the 3 billion (current dollars) mark.
Screenshot this so you can remember how wrong you were later on.
what will he have to say about the movie?
They'll make fun of both sides and then say it was okay but not great. "It had some nice action."
i like to put chunky's chicken drumstricks up my rectum
I like to cum on my cat
What the FAAAAACK!
>comedian
>successful and popular one at that
>not Jewish
what's his secret?
>>63781382
>successful
he's friends with the jewish comedy cabal
>>63781382
Pandering to the lowest common denominator
>still no CAM torrent
wtf guys
I feel your pain brother.
I too await shitty blurry footage of this movie.
>>63781377
People actually watch cam rips?
What the hell? Do people actually like this movie?
>>63781369
Yes, not everybody is a jaded retard who went in wanting to hate everything so they could show how smart they are on the internet
>>63781369
most people have shit taste
>>63781409
Shit taste and paid reviewers to give it good scores :^)
So we can all agree that Poe 'The Space Spic' Dameron is confirmed for this trilogy's only hope, right?
Nope.
Kylo "Ben" Ren is the sickest villain Star Wars has ever had.
>>63781473
Aka Darth Vader fanboy.
>>63781473
ThatĀØs a bit far fetched, but i do kind of like him.
I do like that he's edgy angsty faggot. Sure classical villain migth have been better but its still decent choice.
>Two children, both extremely force sensitive, both basically abandoned by their parents, both take complete opposite sides of the force.
>Rey's parents left her on some planet. She spends her entire life waiting for them to return, never losing hope. Further showing her goodness of heart.
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It's like slam poetry, it doesn't rhyme and it's not good
>>63781359
The reason that people think Rey is too strong is the scene whereThe two of them are using the force to get the blue lightsaber and then it goes over to her rather then him. That whole scene is nonsensical as the lightsaber even goes to her when he is closer to it and she is behind him so he dodges out of the way of the lightsaber when it goes to her. But okay she is a Mary Sue with force powers but then she beats him utterly in the lightsaber fight when shes never used a lightsaber? WTF? And don't even...
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>>63781459
Kylo was shot by a weapon that blows people up. He was in a bad spot. Besides, it was clear by the way Rey handled her staff that she had experience with melee weapons. Add to that Kylo was not fully trained and that he couldn't focus his power Rey due to his emotional problems and the last piece clicks into place.
>Tarsem Singh will direct a Book of the New Sun movie adaptation
What would be your reaction?
>>63781336
Tarsem Singh kind of sucks, so ambivalence?
Tarsem's sense of visual flair seems to have died with Ishioka desu.
>>63781336
It's either Jodorowski or no adaptation at all