Coruscant is kill.
This will be a day long remembered.
It has seen the end of Coruscant and soon it shall see the end of the prequels.
>>63776581
apparently people are saying it wasn't Coruscant OP, I definitely thought it was too since it looked exactly the same, but I guess super nerds have some way of knowing this shit
bumpity bump bump
>>63776581
That wasn't Coruscant it was the Hosnian system.
>didn't release episodes X, XI, and XII before VII
>>63776577
I miss good ol'Jorge
>>63776788
What is this from?
>>63776788
KEK
TAKE THAT MASK OFF
I guess it was painful for him if he took off the mask
He's a big guy
>>63776202
> C'mon do it, Kylo! Do it!
> I don't know if we wanna see..
> Yeah, yeah! I do wanna see it!
> All that speculating...
> Here it comes!
(Kylo removes mask)
> What is this
> Oh my god...
> What THE HELL IS THAT?!
> IS THAT A HUMAN?!?!
> Oh my god...
> GAH!!!
Is she a virgin?
>>63776153
aRE YOU
>>63776153
She is bad scavange hunter.
I assume she was spreading legs for insta-food.
>>63776153
no way that fat alien she sold parts to didn't get at that booty at least once, you gotta barter with what you got and scavenging doesn't always pay off
He's going to die within 10 years.
Let's celebrate his career.
>>63776058
in which field?
>weight lighting/Godly asthetics
>acting
>politics
>cigar smoking
>>63776058
was this his best movie
>>63777252
or this one
>character's first name is General
>is a general
>>63776053
dumb frogposter.
>>63776053
dumb frogposter
>general aint-me music starts playing
So did the SJWs get BTFO? Other than Fin
>Muh diversity characters end up being just background and useless
>BB-8 was never referred to as a female
>captain phasma went into the trash
>>63775892
Yeah, but I guarantee Phasma will be back/survived somehow.
>>63775892
Poe was boss tho
>>63775892
Yes, but I could have accepted the the cheers for diversity if Finn could have been a good character.
This is the most dangerous man in the Galaxy. Do you fear him?
that is a big nose
>>63775881
OUTER
>>63775881
He looks so fucking kikey that I am sure he must not be jewish. I mean, no jew can actually look this stereotypically jewish, right?
THIS IS IT CAPTAIN!
THIS IS WHERE THE FRONTIER PUSHES BACK!
>>63775817
G'kar?
>>63775817
darmok?
Is that really a Jem'hadar?
Why were there so many British characters in this Star Wars?
I'm British myself but I couldn't help but get thrown off with how many British characters were in big roles, even that space cowboy hunting down Hans SoloAlso, who was that big evil projected guy
preferred to hire unknowns and no one gives a fuck about british actors
>>63775842
Well that's not true because there are loads of huge British actors, just seemed odd
>>63775815
The evil projected guy was Snoke, played by Andy Serkis
Is she best Chanel?
Yes, the chubby one is second.
>>63775656
#5 is superior chanelfu. Much better actor too.
who is Snoke?who are Rey's parents and if it is Luke then who is the mom?why would Rey's parents leave her?how is Rey so good with the force?
>>63775627
>how is Rey so good with the force?
Because it's 2015
>>63775627
>plagueis
>dunno, probably killed by kylo ren
>no clue
>stronkindependent
>>63775627
luke is the father and leia the mother. that's why she is so strong.
I saw it. I saw it and I loved it, just like I loved everything else he's ever made (except Four Rooms.) I even somewhat enjoyed Death Proof.
Does this make you mad? Are you mad? Are you mad, widdle contwawian babbies? HE gets to make whatever the fuck he WANTS every few years, HE lives the DREAM and you... ohhhh, you must be mad. You must be so mad with your contwawianisms and your memes and your "uno farto all of a suddahhhh" and your "what's going on here?" coffee pictures and oh, don't forget the gifs and webms! One mustn't forget those! One is never truly memary if one doesn't have the animations, right?
I almost forgot the "warm black dingus" joke! Ha HA! Contwawibabbianism at its FINEST!
Stay mad. Stay so very MAD. Quentin gets to watch whatever he wants on an enormous screen (in 70mm!) with the finest stereo sound while he licks the feet of whatever aspiring actress wants to sell her soul to be a Hollywood starlet. What are YOU doing? Oh, that's right. You're still dreaming and sitting on your ASS. Did YOU bang Uma Thurman in her prime? Nope. Whoops! Did YOU bang Mira Sorvino in her prime! Nope. Whoops! Quentin did.
Now fuck off, contwawibabby.
>>63775507
Is this a copypasta?
>>63775507
this b8 is so awful, why can't reddit kiddies into good b8?
is their humour this mediocre?
I just watched this and I spent the entire movie repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my seat it was so painful.
>Ayy fever dream movie lmao
If you liked it you're in the wrong place
100% Serious Question not memeing. Vader needed the mask to keep him alive. But SPOILER (kylo takes his mask off during the film) and it doesn't appear necessary for any function. Do sith just like to wear masks sometimes for fun? Or is he trying to emulate his father?
>>63775445
Intimidation and protection. It's a full helmet.
for you
>>63775445
He took off his mask and got slashed in the face
think about it
What kind of shitty fucking film is Star Wars 7 if people cry about "spoilers"?
How often do you hear about spoiling Bergman, Tarkovsky, Bresson etc films? You don't, because they are not hack directors that rely on muh plot
>>63775430
nothing to spoil really, if you've watched IV you've essentially seen VII. JJ is a fucking hack.
>>63775430
this desu
anything with spoilers is for plebs
>>63775430
Can't believe I've waited til now for someone to notice and deplore this.
People's obsessive spoilophobia is really scary. If you go in a reddit thread it feels like you entered a mental asylum.
