So this has been bothering me for months and I kinda just want to let it out.
In Jurassic Park, everything looks like it is from 1993, and they managed that shit with the technology they had.
In Jurassic World, which supposedly takes place 22 years after the first movie, 2015, everything looks like it's from fuckin' 2100 or some shit.
So either there is some inexplicably rapid advance in technology in a mere 22 years in the Jurassic World universe, or it's the year 2078 in Jurassic Park and they cloned dinosaurs using extremely obsolete technology.
I realize if I'm able to suspend my disbelief enough to watch dinosaurs eating people, I should be able to do so with the technology, but I just can't man. Maybe I'm autistic.
>>63753953
I was too busy fantasizing about the redhead to notice tbqh
>>63753985
think about what her father looks like, that'll kill any erection you've got
>>63753953
Jurassic Park is based on Chrichton's novel, and most of his stuff had enough of a ground in reality for you to suspend your disbelief
You will never see these three actors together,portraying their most iconic roles ever again.
Out of everything we got from ep 7, good or bad, this was the worst part of it all.
They even screwed us out of everything seeing I happen in the future.
>>63753915
Episode VIII will have flashbacks of the past 30 years with all three interacting with each other again.
>They even screwed us out of everything seeing I happen in the future.
wat
why is this a bad thing?
Everybody seems to like TFA except for this board. Why is it so hard to say "I liked it"?
get out
>>63753752
just open up, you piece of shit.
say it with you
"it... was... good"
"I don't...have...to...shitfest...on...the...internet...to...make...up...for my mom...being a whore"
Partly contrarianism.
But also partly because this is the first stage of the classic hype cycle, where all the fans and normies go nuts about a movie before coming down off of their sugar high and realize it kind of sucked. Critics used to be immune to this but even they've started doing it en masse in the last few years, as more of the "nerd crowd" has elevated to positions of criticdom. They overstate the quality of everything.
TFA was okay. It was just... there. It wasn't as bad as the /tv/ anti-hype meme was building it up to me, but 95% on rotten tomatoes? Come on man, I'm a massive pleb and even my taste isn't that pedestrian. It's like a 6.5. Way too many callbacks and references, no time to breathe, not a single original scene in the film.
worth getting into?
>>63753658
It's pretty good. But this isn't the kind of show that offers a lot of answers or explanations.
>>63753714
Think I'll just let the mystery be
no. it's trash.
ITT: Ebin The Force Awakens MayMays
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What kind of Sith do you want senpai?
>"Bring her to me!"
What did he mean by this?
>those reviews
are they right? Is the flick really that bad?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2488496/reviews?ref_=tt_ov_rt
>>63753554
Go watch it yourself and form your own damn opinion
have fun cause its a ride
>>63753608
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So she'sLuke's daughter, right? It was never stated explicitly. But what else could she be?
>>63753553
she's mara jane's first children, and luke had to raise his wife's kid
rey, your the focre.[spoiler/]
*rey cry*
>>63753737
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Did they invite him to the premier?
Was McGregor there? Anybody from the prequels?
They're just pretending they didn't happen?
>>63753509
isnt he still in jail?
>>63753509
is that Anthony Soprano?
>>63753577
He's a person and his name is Anakin
>>63753502
Harrison is such a manlet
>>63753502
thought the trashman deteriorated further from the thumbnail
Did she JUST yet, /tv/ ?
What is she doing nowadays
>>63753469
lady we all know you're gay but that's no reason to stop putting any effort in
>>63753619
what happened to her legs?
>>63753656She's a cutter
Great TierPoe Dameron
Surprisingly Good TierFinn
Maz Kanata
Snoke
Could be Worse TierOld Han
Irrelevant TierOld Leia
Punished Luke
Bad TierHux
Kylo Ren
ShitMary Sue Rey
>Great Tier
BB8
Han Solo
>Good Tier
Finn
Poe
>Okay Tier
Ben Solo
Snoke
>Shit Tier
Rey
Orange Yoda
Leila
>>63753443
>Hux
>bad
>le wise orange ayylmao
>good
no m8
They were all shit especially finn
even a white finn would have been retarded if they kept it the same way and just changed the actor
Well, at least Hotel finally got good
ending wasgreat,did not expect it at all.Also why nobody did it earlier, the countess had some aura of invulnerability.
>>63753711
Truth be told it makes no sense the Hotel is even inhabitable at this point considering 99% of people murdered there are bound to have unfinished business and most were killed in pretty sadistic ways which would only make them tormented and mad ghosts
At least it was done by best charaters
>>63753711
ending? it has 13 episodes
Gay ass lightsaber fight leaked: http://kt.tn/e0 (legit)
Nobody bothered to show those dumbfucks how it's really done: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSwy412nttI
Someone check the link.
it's vidme russian rip
cringeworthy
Will she get another Oscar?
>>63753133
;_; her jew is showing
noo
dat finger action
>>63753133
Those fingers...
is she thinking of her lesbian lover?
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER?
Who is hyped for the new Baywatch film? A future contender for an Oscar, I'm sure you'll agree.
is there a full cast list yet?
DUDE LOOM AT HER BIIIG TITS XD ALSO WTF HER SMILE SHES A SEMEN DEMON LOL
DUDE BIG KNOCKERS LMAO
