mfw 5>4>7>6>power gap>3>1>2
>There's a significant difference in quality between 6 and 3
I don't even know which is which and enjoy them all for what they are.
>>63744589
7>5>shit>>>>>>>>>4>>>>>>>3>2>1
How is she so perfect?
>>63744579
good genes
wait her fucking dad is bono
the world needs more eve hewson webms and not shitty tumbltier gifs like op
post youtube links or knick ep timecodes and i will make a few
Ok, seeing this tonightyeah I've seen the webm
How bad is it? Is it Into Darkness level bad? Battle of the Five Armies level bad?
ItsForce Awakensbad
Honestly it's not that bad.
As a SW movie, here is where I would rank it:
5 > 6 > 3 > 7 > 4 > 1 > 2
5 > 7 > 3 > 6 > 4 > 1 > 2
Take off your nostalgia goggles you pathetic fucks.
should i watch the entire movie series today before i go see the movie tonight?
Sure if you've got 12 hours to kill
>>63744552
No. Don't even watch the originals
That's like 15 hours including the new one but whatever go for it I guess
ITT: Really really under appreciated actors
why did you say really twice?
>>63744483
because he really really means it
>>63744471
I agree familia
Could literally work as Jigsaw to Frank Grillo's punisher
Best character in Episode 7?
This guy.For the whole fucking movie no one has a clear clue on Luke's location. Everyone is going insane.
Then this little fucker awakens and in like 2 minutes on-screen he saves everyone's shit.
Like he did in all 6 movies before btw.
"Oh you need a map? Well, here's your fucking map, shitty useless meatbags"
>>63744464
but why did he awaken? what triggered him waking up? if he had that map all along, why didn't they wake him up or extract his memory drives or something?
>>63744510
>there has been an awakening
r2d2 IS the force
>>63744655
The force of gravity in a sewer full of shit
All interest after the speculation has just gone now that it turned out the art book leak was genuine.
>>63744462
My point is, the is no speculation of the identity, history or nature of Snoke
>All them Plagueis fanboys BTFO
>>63744508
GOAT reaction image fellow member of anonymous.
>Post yfw your realize Sofia Vergara is married to the guy who fought Spider Man in the cafeteria during the first film.
That shot is more fun than anything in the reboot.
shut the fuck up star wars just came out faggot
>>63744408
Man, that guy threw a perfect punch.
What did you guys think of the Russian actor Pavel Pavlov?
Nothing! I said nothing
Bulgarian*
No respect for him.
ITT We fix the prequels
Episode I:
>Starts in a similar way
>only difference is that Qui-Gon plays the wise, orthodox master while Obi-Wan is the slightly edgy apprentice instead of the other way around
>Jar Jar stays but gets far less screen time after the submarine trip
>Anakin is about 14 instead of 9, same age as Padme, removing the annoying little kid factor
>Most of Tatooine progresses the same until the Darth Maul fight
>fight is dragged out more and ends with Qui-Gon being killed by Maul, Maul escapes, Sheev recalls him to go to Naboo and make sure that things go off without a hitch
>Obi-Wan decides to train Anakin without asking the council, eager to get revenge on Maul
>Obi-Wan stays on Tatooine to train Anakin while the rest of the entourage leaves for the Coruscant scenes because he knows the council would flip a shit on him if they knew what he was doing
>We see the beginning of Anakin's training under a slightly clumsy master who is still technically an apprentice himself, Anakin's a natural and learns fast though
>They get communications from Naboo that the Queen and Gungans are preparing for a final battle, Obi-Wan feels the Sith will be there and they take off
>most of this scene goes similarly except the space action is cut out as Anakin is now on the ground and it was superfluous anyways
>palace attack and gungan field battle go the same, except now Padme forces the space chink to turn off his army instead of bothering to destroy a droid control ship
>duel of the fates goes similarly, except at the end it's Obi-Wan behind the shield
>Maul injures him, starts taunting him, playing with him, about to execute him when the shields go back down
>Anakin chimps out on him and breaks his saber initially, Maul begins to fight back and Anakin is put on the back foot, Maul taunts him
>Obi-Wan sneak attacks Maul and kills him
>ending scene is similar, council is pissed at Obi-Wan for breaking a billion Jedi rules but accepts him training Anakin
Little weird, but would watch, even if Qui Gon is useless.
>>63744650
The key is making Anakin the main character, the movies are supposed to be about him, yet in the movie that introduces him he's just a little kid who doesn't really understand and making Obi-Wan less of an annoying little nerdy bitch. It made no sense to have the wise, wizardly character be the renegade while the young apprentice sucked Jedi council cock all day.
>>63744367
Explain what the fuck the trade federation army is and why the Jedi have to deal with it. It's been my issue with these prequels for ages
Thoughts on this flick?
>>63744313
cosmic
comfy
Decent flick, borderline movie.
Anyone else theater was full of guys clapping and shoutting at the end of the star wars movie premiere?
This was not even america
This is literally JUST the type of rehash I was expecting, it's nothing but a glib facsimile.
If Star Wars was all I had access to as a child in terms of sci-fi I probably would become one of those crazy fanboys, but thankfully I had access to anime from very early on in my youth years that my mental balance is very stable.
Seriously, if you have watched Akira, you'd realize just how sophisticated anime is and it blows away anything Star Wars would have to offer.
A lot of people mention Ghost In The Shell, which has just enough of sexuality in the mix to draw in the western audience I suppose but I must say that Ghost In The Shell is not even in my top 10 anime, not even close, that's just how deep the world of anime is.
Some anime is so disturbingly mature like Fractale that I wish it would challenge the system and submit it as a Drama category in the Oscars just to bitchslap the snotty Academy.
It's not just the level of maturity and sophistication anime has, it's also quite original, entertaining, and visually fantastic. I would regard anime as the highest form of cinema art-form.
But hey, me preaching about anime won't do you any good, you gotta go out and see it for yourself just how much you are missing.
The recent one I would recommend to check out is Sword Art Online which is light and easy to get into anime for the first time yet appreciate it as much, but if you want the heavy stuff right off the line check out Guilty Crown in which the plot is so complex and twisted that you'll need extra oxygen pumped into your brain in order to comprehend everything, and if you want amazing visuals and a gripping drama that also has awesome mecha battles Aldnoah.Zero is the shit.
Seriously, if you know anime like I do, Star Wars looks like it's something for kids.
Watched it in Paris.
There were clappings at the LucasFilm logo, the Falcon on Jakku, Han Solo first appearance, Luke scene and ending credits.
watched it in new york, there was thunderous clapping after every line uttered by the character
>Supes and Zod ends up fighting in space coming from metropolis
>few seconds later
>they land on metropolis
>from fucking space
did supes even try to keep Zod away from people? especially fucking metropolis? also what the fuck is up with that kissing scene at the end? who thought that was a good idea?
>>63744160
>BALD OFF, ZOD
>>63744160
It is a well known fact that this movie is shit
>>63744524
UUUU
First Star Wars movie with Luke Skywalker and Han Solo in over 30 years.They kill Han Solo off without the two characters having so much as a ten second reunion scene.
ARE YOU FUCKING GODDAMN KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW
Han isn't dead. Hes gonna land on a big pile of garbage and have to escape right before being incinerated kinda like Wall-E
>>63744157
its my movie now, gentile.
Look at my face. This is my face when I made the white girl kiss the monkey.
Enjoy your programming, filthy goy.
It's pottery
>REY, THE REDDITORS ARE EVI- UURRAAGGHHGGH
>>63744086
@threeseventeeno
but kylo is the ultimate fedora-tipping redditor
>>63744086
He kind of looks like Boyega there.
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