Anyone else think it is fucking pathetic that Cuckmaster didn't get his way so he goes crying to the media like a baby to force them to give in to his demands?
I'm eagerly waiting for h8ful 8's box office
Cucked by the mouse
cant wait for him to lash out and make a pro nazi holocaust movie where the jews are the enemy
or a walt disney biopic where he constantly complains about kikes
Sooooo,did they just kill her offscreen?
>ghoulish slit as a special stormtrooper
>nigger as a stormtrooper
>the empire is more progressive than the rebels
Why does she use the standard issue blaster? What a hack.
>>63738652
Not to say female stormtroopers.
Can someone recommend me some good British shows so I don't have to buy a region-free DVD player for just Peep Show alone?
The Thick of It and Alan Partridge u nonce
>good
>British
>shows
pick 2 you hipster fuck
the mighty boosh is alright if you like that kinda thing. i used to love that shit when i was younger...doesn't hold up too well now, although i think if it's your first time watching it, it should be a fun watch.
black mirror is pretty good
i've heard utopia is pretty good too!
What the heck was he doing on that rocky island thingy? just doing depressive shit? what did he eat? it all seemed so strange
>>63738446
He was working out and shit.
>>63738446
He ate midichlorians
>>63738446
furiously masturbating to the force and eating midichlorians
What the fuck?
Star wars ending shots ALWAYS end on a centered, somewhat zoomed on scene with the bars on the top and bottom and on a final shot of several characters in the film.
What the fuck happened this time? Why did abrams killed a tradition?
>>63738368
>Why did abrams killed a tradition
the movie was basically a reimagining of a new hope (only i guess timestream shenanigans to explain old luke/han/leia, just like his timestream shenanigans in neo-trek 1). you should be mad that he was so slavishly bound to honoring "tradition"
>with the bars on the top and bottom
Well yeah, just imagine if widescreen was vertical lol
>somewhat zoomed on scene
thats called a medium shot you fucking retard
>>63738467
it is 30 years after jedi you mouth breather
>A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away
>Ends with them looking at a galaxy from the outside
I always assumed Star Wars was set in one galaxy but they ended up waaay out there after like a days travel.
Are these guys Jar Jar/Jake Lloyd tier?
Lupita nyongo and daisy ridley cant fucking act for shit.
>>63738360
Lupita Nyongo was fine, Daisy Ridley was another story...
>>63738360
>nigger and a woman can't act
stop the fucking presses
Rey isn't bad. The ayy lmao isn't cringeworthy either but not good either, she just exists
So normies are destroying TFA in IMDB so far:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2488496/reviews?filter=best
Maybe we can still evade the wave on starshit after all
>>63738245
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2488496/reviews?filter=best
the fall out is so glorious though.
Everyone's saying the same thing too; Rehash, plot holes, Rey suddenly has girl power all power all knowing everything for no reason at all.
>>63739164
>waste ton of money on acquiring franchise
>the very first movie fizzles and can only be carried on by power of marketing
>don't know what to do with this franchise anymore, nostalgia power gone, novelty gone, nerds raging
Glorious, thanks you mr JJ
>>63739212
If he killed it on purpose, he truly is the hero we deserve.
Nice view Luke, but did I ever tell you about Rey? She's never been trained in the force at all, but knows every Jedi trick anyway. I guess all us Jedi with Padawan were just wasting our time! Speaking of wasted Padawans, Kylo Ren helped the First Order blow up a solar system and killed that charismatic smuggler Han Solo (who was also his father!), but he's still sympathetic because he's conflicted. He joined the dark side in a quest for greater power, but I guess that didn't work out, because he was beaten by a random girl with no Jedi training at all, who was wielding a lightsaber for the first time in her life! Lucky for him, the ground split apart just between them, and Rey couldn't finish him off. Speaking of, looks like your self-imposed exile is over, she's coming up the hill now! Don't worry,she is a good friend.
>>63738233
> Luke has spent the last decade talking to force ghosts of Obi Wan, Yoda, and Anakin
That must have been pretty awkward.
>>63738303
poor fucker cant even masturbate without yoda's ghost tittering behind him
>>63738233
The movie was bad but the memes are top fucking notch
Keep up the great work /tv/
Can you guys recommend a good movie where the protagonist is often faced with loneliness?
I'm looking for things along the lines of Ex Machina, Lost in Translation and Her.
Would really appreciate it. Thanks guys.
>127 hours
>castaway
>the martian
>into the wild
>worlds greatest dad
>the weather man
Mr Robot
>>63738268
why are you giving yourself recommendations you faggot
>"No."
>"The Supreme Leader is wise."
What did he mean by this? And why was this catastrophically bad writing allowed? And why does the way he says "No." piss me off?
>your son is GONE
>he was weak and foolish LIKE HIS FATHER
>so I destroyed HIM
Why is this ugly cunt allowed to be an actor
Look at those ears he looka like a trophy
>>63737986
>>63738011
Is he native american?
Brooklyn Screener
Brooklyn Screener
does she say the mword in the movie?
>>63738010
masturbate?
>>63738010
Mugabe ?
I really like this show
Am I a pleb?
>>63737941
yeah
No, it's wacky.
you're a pleb, but the show is pretty good
Amidst the battle over TFA's quality, lets take a moment to recognize the quality job of John Boyega in this film. Unsurprisingly, /pol/ was wrong about this one.
>>63737838
When ISN'T /pol/ wrong?
>>63737838
my nigggaaa
>>63737874
If /pol/ said the sky was blue, I'd look up.
How come no one ever made a big uproar when meg raped tom in the leftovers?
>>63737709
woman can't rape men
they also can't have intercourse with each other
these are scientific facts since they lack a penis
>>63737709
Women can't rape men
>>63737709
that shit was hot. loved her landing strip pubes.
thought she wouldve been a more full bush chick
I miss the prequels already.
TFA felt like a soulless copy of the OT without any of the good things and all of the cringe cranked up.
Gdamn I love that scene
hold me brah :~(
>> Autism: the post.
haha
no
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