Hope you faggots liked your remake of A New Hope
>tfw they destroyed the EU and replaced it with this shitty rehash
>>63726819
GEORGE COME BACK
>>63726819
WE'RE SORRY GEORGE
The first part was okay then they totally fucked up the second part. Now let's see how they fuck up the Overmind.
Come on /tv/, it's starting. We should see this crap to the end.
>>63725129
I'm gonna binge this how unfaithful has it been
I'm here
Where were you when TFA was spoiled for you?
>>63724862
shitposting on /tv/. felt indifferent.
Some fag posted a very spoilery pic in a ylyl thread, and I didn't see it coming. Still fucking salty about it
>>63724862
In the cinema, watching it
source video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xP3fI7yn5s
heard people want for better sound mix(some lines being too loud and stuff)
so I will spend more time balancing volumes
FAQ
Q:some lines are taken can I still send link?
A:OF COURSH...funniest one always appears on many
Q:what youtube channel will it be uploaded to?
A:same as /tv/ dubs The Senate Dub
tip: dont try to be TOO funny
How to Contribute
1.choose line
2.use vocaroo.com
present in good fashion(this saves A LOT of time)
for example:
Vocaroo.com/link
“its over anakin I have a high ground”
will contribute a bunch
>YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qDofhwltcR
>I have the high ground as bane
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rMHUo9YypE
>i hate you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i4w3XWQvec
>you have done that yourself
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F4n8TT251K
>you are going down a path i cannot follow
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18ZbktQPQkq
>your new empire
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xx5DRKDDMw
>you're with him! you brought him here to kill me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i12T7PoCkO
>my allegiance is to the republic to democracy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gBO77c0pvA
>reposting my stuff
I already prerecorded all of Anakin's dialogue. I'm not going to make this the me show, but here's a few lines for you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y4HX0e2iax
(I Hate You)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0drQgPlRNRg
(On Fire Scream / Burning Alive)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aRzBINrh8J
(You Turned Her Against Me)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f5ARJxuSTJ
(You Will Not Take Her From Me)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JQDUbvoaaX
(If You're Not With Me Then You're My Enemy)
I'm not trying to be an asshole and take multiple parts, but I think these came out okay.
If someone does one of these lines better, use it.
I have every other line done already so if we come up short I've got it covered.
>>63724123
i forgot that the padme one is too early so sorry about that
So, he is basically Jacen Solo from EU. Am I right? JJ just took him and put him in his rehash of the New Hope as the "original character".
What say you now, EU haters?
Don't forget his name is Ben, so they recycled Luke's son
>>63724043
Jacen is not a retard. Unlike Kylo, his descent to madness was more fleshed out
>>63724043
How is this skinny monkey supposed to be taken seriously as a villain. Vader was a fucking bodybuilder and authoritarian. Christensen at least looked good and angry. This is like an edgy emo/goth Snape Edward Scissorhands. What an unlikeable character.
Thisis really fucking bugging me, The Expanse Spoilers aheadWhy the fuck is the supposid "flagship" of the martian navy out in such a troubled region by itself? Where the fuck was it's cruisers or it's escorts? why was it alone? why did it's CIWS suddenly stop working? the CIWS never got taken out, whoever boarded them should never have even gotten near it; and it never would have gotten taken out if it had a battle group with it, what the fuck
>>63721390How do you know ships even have escorts in this universe?
The crew seemed pretty confident that they could handle anything with ease.
>the CIWS never got taken out
Didn't it? Are you sure?
>>63722003
I'm pretty sure, I could check again, I dont remember any scene about them loseing weapons
>>63722338
Check again. They didn't "lose" the CIWS, the CIWS was having trouble engaging their targets because of the tech level difference. If you want to get nitpicky, riddle me this: the enemy lost 2/3rds of their ships in the attack, ships much smaller than the Martian ship, yet had enough personnel to successfully board and defeat the Martian crew. They should have lost the numbers game once they'd lost 2 of their 6 ships, making a boarding action virtually impossible to successfully complete. It'd be like having a pair of Zodiacs' worth of pirates board and defeat the crew of an Aegis cruiser.
Every Review for the exception of 3 plus, opinions of the people who saw the movie say the same about how awesome this new movies is. Do you actually gain something from shitposting about a movie?
( you probably haven't even see it) Just admit you want it to fail just because is popular.
Have you ever based an opinion on a desire to be different than the mainstream even if it was contrary to how you actually felt? Or is it just something you think other people (whose opinions you disagree with) do?
I suspect that rarely if ever happens, and is nothing more than an easy way to dismiss opinions you don't like or can't argue against effectively.
>>63720511
paid reviews
>“It was real bad news and it fucking pissed me off,” Tarantino told Stern. “They are going out of their way to fuck me.”
FUCK DISNEY YO
UNO
ARTO
@
ITT: actors and actresses that you hate for no apparent reason
Can't stand this bitch and I can't put my finger on why. Its probably because shes an ugly, terrible actress
That was weird senpai, I was literally just thinking of that scene in The Brown Bunny when I hit the catalog button. And this is the top post.
>Mind-blown
>>63716616
She seems girl next door cute except she gobbles cock on screen because her boyfriend director convinces her it's edgy art. In other words, she's a dumbass who doesn't know what art actually is. She might be on /tv/
fuck you
This is now a secret waifu thread
fuck Star Wars edition
>>63707938
sweet jesus
Is this just gonna be another thread that turns into looking at Lynda Carter bounce around?
Will we ever get anything this original and iconic again in Hollywood?
>original
okay ill give you iconic, but fuck off with original.
nothing is original. nothing. ever. fuck off.
>> ROTJ
>> ORIGINAL
LOL
>>63736938
Once the fucking bottom finally drops out of Hollywood, yes.
But that would mean people would have to stop giving them their fucking money first.
senpai where do i sit? havent been to the movies in ages
>>63736598
isnt that too close? the screen is huge if i remember correctly and i rather not have people directly in front of me (or next to me)
>>63736627
Does Bildwand mean screen?
TFA: Not a single iconic line of dialogue. ANH & TESB were full of iconic dialogue.
>>63736263
dialogue isnt written to be iconic, it just becomes iconic over time
Well you see the point was not to make iconic dialogue but to milk two billion dollars out of retard fans of a long dead franchise
>Writing room according to OP
George: Uh- uh y-yeah w-were m-making tons of n-ne-ew iconi-c dialog, it's gonna be r-r-emebered for 40 years for sure, I can see the future. I-I know this sort of thing.
Will the right wing boycott effect THE's box office?
Absolutely. Even Disney is pissed at his anti law enforcement stance.
>>63735754
Disney's just doing business, not totino's fault he can't roll with the punches
torr when?
>>63735591
already exists provided korean runes don't bother you
It's available attheaters everywhere starting at midnight tonight. Buy a ticket and support great films
>>63735601
Link senpai?
