>go to Star Wars
>it ain't me starts playing
>>63735125
I'm no senator's son
It's Creedence then.
retarded redditfrog poster
Rey is a Miyazaki heroine
But she's not cute.
>>63735219
Now theres a meme I've not heard in a long time, lolwut was a good friend.
Who made the better movie/s, /tv/???
>>63734893
Jackson. He also made the worse movies though.
>>63734923
Hobbit are way better movies than the prequels
Yes, they are a way bigger let-down compared to the original than the SW prequels, but they are better movies overall
??
what are some movies where greedy jews get btfo?
Nothing made by a major studio in America.
>>63734654
schindler's list
>>63734654
Fuck that is good news.
The true land of the free.
is this still a meme?
Yes. It's the perfect, most concise evaluation of TFA.
>>63734588
checked and yes also check em
>>63734588
>Seriously, if you know anime like I do, Star Wars looks like it's something for little kids.
LEAK - MAZ KANATA Revealed!!! - Lupita Nyong'o
>>63734545
wait a moment
a LEAK on /tv/?
i thought I'd never see the day
>>63734545
was that in english
Where else does one post a leak?
>Darth Plagueis theme - Episode III
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL2XB1_yd14&list=PL4CBE8EC148A61E42&index=10
>Snoke theme - Episode VII
http://www.itemvn.com/song/?s=F7337C0DC8
Is this just a coincidence?
MUUN
DONT
HAVE
EARS
its important to note that it's supposed to be the mon calamari opera going on in the background for episode 3, to turn that into snoke's theme is just retarded. I didnt expect JJ to be this much of a hack, but he is jesus fucking christ
>>63734534
PLAGUEIS
BEING
A
MUUN
IS
NOT
CANON
Just came home from watching Episode VII with my big bro.So, I'm ok with Han dying, kinda saw that coming, I'm even willing to tolerate that Kylo Ren turns out to be a super huge unsufferable faggot, but nobody is going to say anything about the fact that Jew Jew literally shoehorned the black male / white female thing? I mean, everybody knew it was coming, but goddamn, he's literally a goddamn asshole who doesn't even wants to disguise it.
Phrases like
"wait till you sit on this"
You are just a cuck OP, don't be so mad.
It's 2015, drop it with the "lol niggers" meme.
>>63734554
alright. keep supporting jew jew.
Lol the sexual references were pretty obnoxious.
Since I'm going to sleep, I'm just gonna post my opinion on the movie in this thread. I loved it. Good job, JJ.
ITT: Post old /tv/ may mays
abatap
>>63734335
Was he being a perv when he told that to the little roach?
>>63734335
Crashing this thread, no survivors.
This was surprisingly good
What did /tv/ think of it?
>>63734267
It has a black guy in it so I didn't watch it
It would involve going outside so I didn't watch it
>>63734292
epic :D
My biggest issues with this filmeven though I liked itwas that it the events leading up to this story seems much bigger and more interesting than what we get in this movie
>Ben Solo training as Lukes apprentice
>is seduced tot he Dark side by the mysterious Snoke
>Joins the Knights of ren
>Destroys Lukes Jedi order
>Takes command of the first order
>Luke forced into hiding
All shit we will never see and we just have to take for granted that it happened.
>There's no explanation of who the Knights of Ren or Snoke are.
>We don't see Luke in his prime, or his new Jedi order.
> instead we see an aged depressed Luke looking completely lost and confused on some cliff top
>there's mention of a new republic but we never see anything of it since coruscant is blown up by star killer base 20 minutes into the film
It feels like we skipped episodes 7-9 and now we're at episodes 10
>my biggest issues with this film was that the events leading up to it seem more interesting than what's in the movie
NIGGA WE WENT DOWN THAT ROAD
NIGGA
NIGGA WE DO NOT WANT THAT TO HAPPEN AGAIN
>>63734165
Hiyl shit makes sense
I wish we could see what those Clone Wars were all about. They sound so cool.
>You fought in the Clone Wars?
>Yes. I was once a Jedi Knight, the same as your father.
>That reminds me. Luke, did I ever tell you that in our prime (which happened to be a mere 20 years ago), the Jedi had Dragon Ball Z powers and could destroy armies single-handedly, run at lightning fast speed, deflect blaster bolts with stunning precision, jump tens of thousands of feet in the air, and hover around for prolonged periods of time? "Crouching Jedi, Hidden Sith" sums up that era well.
>Now that I'm an old man, I can't do any of that anymore. Time is not a good friend.
>>63733995
>mace windu kicks and bunches droids so hard in that episode that they explode
>obi wan tries to kick grievous
>practically breaks his own leg
uhhhh dotards?
Real talk, the Genndy cartoon Clone Wars is fucking awesome.
THIS is what the prequels should have been. The OT was based on samurai flicks, the PT should have been Wuxia on steroids.
>>63733995
Where an I find more pasta like this? I remember reading one of the plot arcs "remembered" by Obi that emphasized how convoluted and retarded the prequels were. The one I'm talking about involved someone buying an assassin(Jango) who bought another assassin that bought a robot assassin that bought snakes(?) that bought poison to kill a senator. Then the Jedi gave chase to the second assassin. Instead of the first assassin killing the actual target, he followed the chase and killed the second assassin when he was captured. He also didn't bother to kill the Jedi while he was at it. He just blasted off. These make me kek so hard. Please tell there's more.
Fuck you guys. I'll see you in a few days.
Assholes.
>>63733954
enjoy your movie xD
no more joyriding jake
Is Jake breaking bad?
Holy fuck this faggot literally is a teenager who listens to Linkin Park rebelling against his parents. I enjoyed Episode VII but how the fuck did anyone think his existence was a good idea. Especially unmasking him.
this guy looks worse than vader when he was unmasked.
>>63733840
I feel like his unmasking is fan service in itself since they left the "Shroud of mystery" around it.
fucking bull twat
Why were the knights of ren in literally 1 scene doing shit all?
Who killed Laura Palmer?
Kylo Ren
her beauty
the yellow king
![iu[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wgQdL8U.jpg "iu[2]")
