Luke, did I ever tell you about Dexter Jettser? He ran a retro style diner yet had more extensive knowledge of the outer galaxy and mysterious weaponry than the 1000 year old Jedi order. He was a good friend.
When are we getting the Dexter Jettser spinoff movie?
>I did tell you about him
>from a certain point of view
>>63722130
>"Young Luke, I'm home!"
To start off I realize SNL has been on many declines with their content varying. Culturally, I can't help but like it because up until the late 00s it was renown as being a grassroots show for aspiring actors and writers to be given a shot; some make it some don't.
Tina Fey takes it over and turns into a "shoe-horn pop culture in sketches" show exactly like Mad TV. When people criticize her she literally just shrugs and makes a poop joke, or some nonsensical point like, "You're not upset the show is doing bad, you're upset because you think a woman made it bad" -actively admitting that she's failing but it's okay because sexism.
How does she get work? I'm a pleb and I don't understand Hollywood at all? How do you produce shit and still get work?
>thirtyrock
Baldwin and Morgan made that show, all of Feys parts were cringeworthy.
Wow...
you're retarded
She's funny brah. And SNL has never been good.
>it's a joe rogan talks about the singularity, aliens, monkeys, and how weird humans are episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
I like Joe. I'm looking forward to listening to his Lance Armstrong episode after my break.
Holy fuck is he a retard. Just have contaminated fruit trees everywhere in the city?
molly is cute. CUUUTE.
If you like this channel, you're mentally retarded Redditor who can't handle real cinema
>you're mentally retarded
Good one OP.
>>63721992
>> 2015
>> Not torrenting all your tv
Right-o, topkek faggo!
>>63722109
Everything from HBO is psuedo-cinema shit, so why even watch any shows from them
What is your favorite Bobcat Goldthwait movie /tv/? I recently learned of how based he is, and am curious what you guys think of his work.
I've only seen Pic Related thud far and it wasseveral orders of magnitude better than expected
Thus* far
>>63721935
Shakes the Clown is underrated, World's Greatest Dad is great, God Bless America was too on the nose for me, and I loved Willow Creek.
Still want to see his new documentary.
>>63722222
What's Bobcat's new doc called? Will watch it solely based on these sweet, sweet quints
>So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause.
Gotta crank em out like Marvel.
>>63721803
seriously f/am the only thing that I'm excited on that is Rogue One just for Donnie Chen
I'm actually really excited for VIII right now. Saw the new movie today.
I just saw this movie, and I was pleasantly surprised to see how competently it was made. The actors, the direction, the stylistic choices, the cinematography, and the story. Everything about it was just so good.
What are some other good movies that have come out of the middle-east, /tv/?
Anything Abbas Kiarostami made while he was still working in Iran
>>63721778
>the stylistic choices
Like what?
>the cinematography
What was so special about it? Seemed like a completely bland style suited to the popular genre of Iranian realism.
taxi
turtles can fly
kandisha
Behold perfection! Thy name is Alex!
>>63721762
agreed
where do you think she keeps the souls she collects?
imagine coming home to that. Imagine looking down as she's sucking you off and looking up at you. Imagine the feeling in your balls as you empty your load right into her mouth while she moans.
>people on /tv/ are now defending this hot garbage
When will it be safe to come back?
at least it didn't have a fucking death star
>>63721784
but it fucking did you shitter
>>63721784
It also didn't have pottery.
Now that we have heard the Snoke theme, and it's almost identical to the Theme played in Episode 3 when Palpatine tells Anakin about Darth Plagueis. It's pretty obvious Snoke is Plagueis' real name Just like how Darth Sidious used Palpatine.
>>63721699
Pretty sure his name was Sheev
This is JUST the type of rehash I was expecting, it's nothing but a glib facsimile.
If Star Wars was all I had access to as a child in terms of sci-fi I probably would become one of those crazy fanboys, but thankfully I had access to anime from very early on in my youth years that my mental balance is very stable.
Seriously, if you have watched Akira, you'd realize just how sophisticated anime is and it blows away anything Star Wars would have to offer.
A lot of people mention Ghost In The Shell, which has just enough of sexuality in the mix to draw in the western audience I suppose but I must say that Ghost In The Shell is not even in my top 10 anime, not even close, that's just how deep the world of anime is.
Some anime is so disturbingly mature like Fractale that I wish it would challenge the system and submit it as a Drama category in the Oscars just to bitchslap the snotty Academy.
It's not just the level of maturity and sophistication anime has, it's also quite original, entertaining, and visually fantastic. I would regard anime as the highest form of cinema art-form.
But hey, me preaching about anime won't do you any good, you gotta go out and see it for yourself just how much you are missing.
The recent one I would recommend to check out is Sword Art Online which is light and easy to get into anime for the first time yet appreciate it as much, but if you want the heavy stuff right off the line check out Guilty Crown in which the plot is so complex and twisted that you'll need extra oxygen pumped into your brain in order to comprehend everything, and if you want amazing visuals and a gripping drama that also has awesome mecha battles Aldnoah.Zero is the shit.
Seriously, if you know anime like I do, Star Wars looks like it's something for little kids.
>>63721756
A fine post and opinion sir
Tis wondrous to see another like mind in this fine forum
I tip my fedora to you sir
Guys I'm crying right now.
Is this what love feels like?
No. It's just your balls full of sperm.
cute. CUUUTE.
ITT we piece try to piece together the plot of TFA from what we know.
What does /tv/ know about the movie so far?
>>63721519
everything?
luke is han solos dad and han kills leah
>>63721519
there's bestiality in it.
>sends planes to fight during final battle
>no submarines launching tomahawks or anything from missile silos
surely the aliens didnt destroy the whole navy?
Almost thought this was /k/ for a second due to the autism in your post OP.
It's just a shitty movie that equates knowledge of flying a duster as being equal to fly modern jet fighter. As well as being able to upload a virus from an earth computer to a completely alien technology. It's a shit movie who cares?
>>63721584
>a completely alien technology
The aliens used Macs?
>>63721495
I believe the president had a monitor with 4x5 airplane icons.
The whole world got screwed when those 20 airplanes were shot down. apparently.
Is Precious a good movie?
Not really.
>>63721359
yeah
>>63721359
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUAUAUAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Who's your favorite character on Gotham?
Alfred and Riddler is the only correct answer
>>63721313
Balloonman.
>>63721313
Tbf, I've liked them all. Everyone's been great.
