is the Star Wars Machete Order the definitive way to watch the series?
A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Attack Of The Clones, Revenge Of The Sith, Return Of The Jedi.
This introduces you to the universe through the original trilogy, but cuts it off after the cliffhanger in Empire Strikes Back—at which point you “flash back” to the prequels to see how Darth Vader came to be Darth Vader, before returning to the final chapter of the original trilogy for a nice, neat ending.
What about that new movie everybody is talking about?
order of release is always the best. episode 1 is worth watching as well btw.
>>63721434
>episode 1 is worth watching
NOPE
SCREENER SEASON HAS STARTED
>Room 2015 DVDSCR XviD-EVO
>Brooklyn 2015 DVDSCR x264 BTCHKEK
>White Irish girl racemixing with a filthy, thieving dago
YES
now Spotlight please, that shit is gonna win the Oscar
>>63721887
Hopefully not.
ITT: movies that /tv/ unironically think are great.
who is /tv/?
>>63721019
>avatar
>good
I think you meant reddit.
>>63721053
You.
>antagonist randomly kills some of his own men
Why is this the worst damn trope to ever exist in history?
>>63720761
>antagonist kills his own father
>>63720761
Its stupid but it shows him to be a really bad guy who doesn't give a shit about his own people.
>>63720819
I hope he tries to bang his mom next.
Over 9000!
>>63720741
over 9000 billion
bout tree fiddy
I just saw the movie in Italy, ask me anything.
Obviously if you don't want spoilers avoid this thread.
Does Rey kiss Finn
Post major plot points in spoiler tags pls
Where do you live?
TFA is just copy pasta poetry of NH
So in this thread we post our ideas for our Episode VII
Let's show that literally everybody can made better ideas than Hackbrams
There is only one condition:
No EU stuff allowed
>No EU stuff allowed
>Litteraly post a picture of Thrawn
Are you retarded
>>63720532
Relax autist it's just for a joke geez
Luke kills himself in order to avoid getting corrupted, and goes as a force ghost looking for people around the galaxy to come together, and kill off an ancient race of aliens that likes to fuck around with the dark side, and has come into game in the galaxy recently, with some ancient technology or whatever. Lando Clarissan son and Han's son are in charge of visiting the potential candidates to reform the Jedi Order, under the guidance of Luke, and carry them to some whatever the fuck planet which was used by ancient jedis or some shit.
Where's my millions of dollars?
What went wrong?
No Sheev
the worst of the leaks ended up being true
Nothing at all
So what's his motivation, why is he a bad buy?
His retarded as fuck lightsaber made him do it.
He thinks he's caring out the wishes of his grandfather Vader.
>>63720178
luke molested him
The true patrician has spoken.
>The hearty sentiment and the breathlessly clever plotting of “The Force Awakens” are delights, but narrowly limited delights. There’s pleasure within measure, but no uninhibited joy or terror, no ecstasy, no unmanaged passion. The secrets of the movie are the secrets of its plot; the mysteries are purely narrative, not at all visual, symbolic, metaphorical, or experiential. Nothing of the true force of the cinema.
http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/the-pre-fab-star-wars-the-force-awakens
>Even the mightiest of catastrophes and most clamorous of battles never reach the actual thrill of experience; they stand outside themselves and await the feedback of admiration, like the cinematic equivalent of a flashing applause sign.
>The movie is fast-moving—featuring rapid action within the frame, rapid camera movements, and rapid cutting from shot to shot—yet it feels sluggish throughout, because the speed of thought is slow.
>The result is a movie that’s awestruck, warmhearted, good-humored—and conspicuously prefabricated, without a jolt of spontaneity or reckless impulse anywhere in its sealed-up universe.
Hey /tv/. I've played a good deal of detective videogames recently, but right now I want to get into more film Noir. I recently watched the Maltese Falcon, and thought it was pretty cool. I enjoy that time period and setting. What are some other classics I should see just getting into the genre?
Jessica Jones!!!!!
Check out Chinatown, LA Confidential, and The Long Goodbye to get a taste of the genre.
>>63720022
Watch Double indemnity, The big sleep and Out of the past
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/star-wars-force-awakens-lands-849517
Tarantino&Inarritu getting shut out
>American Film Institute
>literally run by marxists
>>63719784
So few people on /tv/ have even seen The Revenant or Hateful Eight, why are people pretending like it's amazing?
>>63719823
>marxists
Did babby just learn this word?
Anyone on here want to see a StarCraft movie made?
>>63719745
they're making a warcraft movie, so I doubt there will be a starcraft one
Yes, but nothing from sc2. Original and brood war only. The story of sc2 is total shit the only good stuff is in wings of liberty, it gets full retard after that. I love sc2 as a game but damn does it's campaign suck
>>63720163
>Yes, but nothing from sc2.
Word
Is it really bad, or is the negativity /tv/ contrarian bullshit?
When the worst complaint is that its a rehash of a good movie...
MOM
Go ask someone in one of the other 50 threads instead of creating a new one you literal waste of cum
HOLY FUCK THIS IS AWFUL
https://vidDOTme/wMPh
>>63719320
>take off the mask
>>63719320
>people will defend this
tomorrow will be a sweet day, all the denial. all demtears.
>>63719320
Mooom, look! Im acting!
