>skinny, pale, autistic kid
>every girl in town wants his dick
Am I supposed to believe this?
we were born too soon brutha
>>63716965
He's handsome though. You might be skinny autistic and pale too, but I bet you're not handsome.
>>63716965
He has a cute face. The girls don't care about anything else.
How bad is she?
She might be one of the worst actresses ever allowed on cable tv
>>63716887
She's not that bad
It wasawesome
>>63716704
Ok shill.
hello reddit
>>63716704
Just because mommy told you that you are special, doesn't mean that your opinion matters.
He's actually pretty good, best character in the movie definitely and driver delivered a great performance
>Very conflicted about dark and light sides
>Has a short temper and loses control of his rage when things go wrong
>Extremely arrogant and cocky about his force abilities when he's an absolute amateur
>Goes insane during the final fight and starts inflicting self harm, goes full RoTJ luke and starts swinging like a mad man
He's Edgelord F'edora - the character but It works really well
pretty much. Adam was great.
that whole scene on the bridge starting with Han yelling out his name was fucking A+
remember how annoying anakin was when he tried to convey those confliciting feelings? Kylo didn't come off as annoying at all.
Does he really say "I am so conflicted'" out loud?
What did she mean by this?
This part was overly dramatic.
>>63716475
How does sex cause a car to get steamy?
>>63716552
All of the hot, moist gas escaping from their asses
In OT Jabba is gangster who lives in his hidden castle but in Phantom Menace he is a public person like a mayor or something what the fuck George?
george is an absolute madman
its like poetry, anon
they rhyme
>>63716411
What makes you think it was hidden?
If Ricky and Karl where still on air today, what shite would they be talking about?
they wouldn't be talking about the hilarious shit they talked about on the radio days.
Even back then Karl was terrified of saying anything that could offend, imagine them on the air now with all the Social justice warriors prancing about.
>Chinese people don't age well
they'll be off the air in weeks
I had a dream that they had this conversation was real but I don't think it was because I haven't heard it since. It was just like this.
Karl: So, do you know why we call Breakfast, lunch and dinner, breakfast, lunch and dinner?
Ricky: go on..
Karl: Right so I'll
Ricky: Well I know where breakfast comes from
Karl: Yeah, yeah, we'll start with breakfast, which comes from meaning to break your fast right? Because it's your first food of the day
Ricky: That's correct
Karl: yeah, yeah
Ricky: So that's it is it? That's you educating me
Karl: Well what about lunch...y...you know why they call it that?
Ricky: Lunch? Go on then
Karl: So I was reading up on it, right, and from back in the olden days
Ricky: way back?
Karl: yep, yep, back when they all spoke a bit funny with old fashioned, like, accents an' that
Ricky: The 70's?
Steve: The 1870's?
Karl: Just y'know, back in time a bit, they used to say things with weird accents an' that, an they used to pronounce lunch like lau...launch, like launch, because it was the meal that launched them into the rest of the day
Ricky: ....
Karl: alright?
Ricky: no....that's rubbish
Karl: I read it
Steve: Where did you read it?
Karl: Just on the internet an that
Ricky: Well it's absolute rubbish Karl, don't talk shit, people did not use to call lunch, launch.
Karl: It was just their accents tho
Ricky: It's twaddle, absolute crap, play a record
And then it took off the stormtrooper helmet. Turns out a lil' monkey.
Weird, innit?
Why didn't Obi Wan kill Anakin?
>>63716276
He didn't Wan to
He couldn't bring himself to deliver the finishing blow, so he hoped the lava/fire would kill Anakin for him.
>>63716276
It's not the Jedi wah
What's next for him?
>>63716221
Alcoholism
Intergalactic breeding grounds
>93%
How.
He was stranded ON MARS, and there was barely any mewningful setbacks to his rescue. Every single part was played by someone distractingly famous. The rescue sequence was video game retarded.
HOW.
>>63716125
How to spot a Redditor ex. OP
>doesnt understand 4chan memes
>recycles outdated 4chan memes
>everything needs to be a safespace
>golden mean fallacies
>appeal to popularity fallacy
>contrarian
>tripfag
>fedoratipper
>enjoys redditcore unironically (Cliche'd to shit fedora tipper pandering 90's kid media)
>thinks reddit is 'anything I don't like!! xDD'
>>63716125
Gonna meme this thread up xD
>movie is called The Martian
>the guy is clearly from Earth
Im mad snoke isnt a snake.
hiss hisssss
this is snok
>>63715928
Snake+Smoke=Snoke
Poetry
>>63715928
if you're not trolling be aware this sucks
Just came back from the theatre.
Solid 9/10
So did i
Solid 0/10
>>63715806
Cuck
>>63715806
>Admits paying to watch cuckwars
Itt, traitorous scum
The Empire literally did nothing wrong.
Thats what you get for hiring a coon
>>63715772
The Empire is kaput but somehow the ISIS styled "New Order" managed to develop the Death Star V3 capable of blowing sun systems without anyone bothering them.
>Africa... cradle of civilization
What did he mean by this?
DONT DROP THAT SHIT, DONT DROP THAT SHIT!
>>63715706
Spent his Christmas prepping bulls in the heartland of c-uckoldry
>>63715706
egypt
>star wars performing "well" but not in any way record-breaking in every major market it's been released in
When will JC get some actual competition? It's almost getting boring how ridiculously dominant he is over everyone and everything in the film industry.
>>63715599
never ever
cry more redditors
>>63715599
I hated how Titanic for years before Avatar was the highest selling movie but at least now Avatar gives sci-fi the number one spot instead of a love story. Though Titanic does have it's moments I hardly think it deserved being number one when it was.
Only JC can beat JC.
