What does /tv/ think? Can you add to this?
>>63707956
if you can control the length of the light why not the width or even shape?
therefore I suggest a lightsaber which is literally a forcefield around you where you can run into your enemy
>>63707990
genius
>>63708125
>you have to constantly hold yourself up with your arms or you falls and melt
>Hamill is now better looking than Ford
UNJUST
The guy has a great hairline for his age. Lucky bastard.
>>63707876
He must have gone through the trash compactor without Carrie Fisher, cause she sure didn't get a lot thinner.
Can we have a funny female comedian thread going on?
I'll start: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHpEIDpLg0g
you first op
>>63707782
Fuck off you cunt
>>63707782
Would have sex with her, but she isn't funny.
Spoil it for me, faggots. Are there any old EU references in Episode 7? Will my nigga Revan ever make a comeback?
who is in that image, op?
He won't, he didn't have the high ground.
>>63707582
Darth Bane tvh
OK, /tv/. There's apparently spoilers all around from people who have actually seen it, or from sources who know someone who has seen it.
Those who know, what I want you to do is to SPOIL THIS SHIT for me right now!
>>63707479
That look...you just know.
Han Solo dies.
>>63707528
I figured that. Luke kills him??
>leave Rey to me
>>63707466
So ya sayin
*smacks lips*
Dees droids
*eats watermelon*
Ain't
*shucks and jives*
Even
*shoots hoops*
Dah muthafukas weed looking for!?
>>63707569
simply epic reddit
>>63707466
he needs to dual wield blasters and hold them gangsta style
![Married With Children - 0406 - Fair Exchange.mp4_snapshot_06.48_[2015.12.16_13.18.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DnRxthL.jpg "Married With Children - 0406 - Fair Exchange.mp4 snapshot 06.48 [2015.12.16 13.18.01]")
What are some shows with mostly smug main characters other than Married with Children and 30 Rock? I'm tired of pity parties in my comedy.
problem child 2: the animated series
>>63707201
shut up and post more of her
>>63707201
Always Sunny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI2j1FHCjtM
How come none of them are in the trailer? I thought it was starring Goose and Haley Bennett.
That's Malicks other project that we know nothing about yet.
>>63707363
Why would he reuse 1/3 of the same cast?
>ripping off la dolce vita in hollywood
BRAVO MALICK
>muh reskinned TIE Fighter
>muh reskinned X-Wing
Why are there no new ships in The Force Awakens? It's like Disney doesn't want even more toy money.
They changed the engines, are you blind?
>>63707090
x wings, tie fighters and the millenium falcon haven't been in a movie for 30 years, they are effectively 100% new as far as the 5-10 year old boys who are going to buy the toys are concerned.
>let's cut a turbine engine in half
most retarded shit ive ever seen
and yes I know this was the original design
it was scrapped for a good reason
Iv never seen a more red pilled show.
Thought it was going to be stupid but after watching a few episodes this show is gold.
Thoughts?
It's pure unadulterated smarmyness for dilettantes who want to feel like they're more knowledgeable than the general public, but find reading, studying and 'giving a care' about anything that isn't spoonfed to them to be off-putting.
A cracked.com article in show form.
>>63706995
But isn't that the point? To inform the public who doesn't bother to read. I mean even I read alot and research information but iv learned alot from the show itself. Besides it's pretty comical
>>63707053
>I read alot and research information
Let's get real. No you dont.
ITT: points in movies that made you stand up and clap in the theatre.
>>63706832
context?
>>63706832
who else has the unrated version where he says
>Adapt to this you black cunt!
>>63706879
Mutant that can "adapt to anything" called darwin gets killed by the villain as he says "adapt to this".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sml23ogwy4w
>motorcycle stunts
>cliff-hanging
>Beastie Boys
>swarms of alien ships shredding the Enterprise
>swarms of alien ships attacking earth
>martial arts
>bodies flying everywhere
>Justin fucking Lin
Is this supposed to be a joke?
Are they really doing this?
Are they actually trying to get the Fast and Furious AND Guardians of the Galaxy audiences?
Is this actually fucking happening?
Star Trek is a dead franchise. It will never ever be the same as it once was.
>>63706725
JewJew is to blame.
>produced by jew jew lens flares
>directed by JUSTin "gear shift" lin
to what end?
WHAT DOES HE THINK OF THE NEW FILM?
bamp
>>63706375
He's probably in utter shock. He basically watched a remake of his best film.
>>63706688
>He basically watched a remake of his best film.
POETRY
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I just came from the theater.
The movie is better than the prequel trilogy (not that the bar is high) and is better than episode VI. I place it just below episode IV and V.
Short version: They played this movie safe, and what you expect is what you get.
SPOILERS:
Our main nigga Finn is a great character and I'm happy they didn't go down the stereotypical 'badass black guy with street knowledge' or 'super genius model minority' tropes that usually apply to the token black characters. Instead he was written as being clumsy, awkward with a great sense of moral duty.
The main female protagonist Rey is also very well written. Arguably better than any of the other jedi potentials in the other movies. She's pretty much a Luke Skywalker, coming from the same desert background and with the same aspirations for adventure and escaping the shithole she is in. The differences being she is female, and more importantly, she isn't a whiney shithead like Luke and Anakin often were. She has great chemistry on-screen with Finn and I think the love plot develops nicely (If you are /pol/ tier it's still going to annoy you, trigger warning :^) )
Ben (Our new Darth Vader) is my favorite new character. It's refreshing to see a badguy who is inexperienced and struggles to control his emotions. The villains in Star Wars haven't really done the human angle very well, it mostly boils down to "HURR DURR DARK SIDE, I'M EVIL". But with Ben it's him applying hero worship to Vader conflicting with his family ties, and this works well. His swordplay was novice and his lightsaber is stupid as hell (Everyone went on about this after seeing the trailer). But considering the character this makes sense, because he really is an edgelord teenager.
Carrie Fisher (princess leia) brought the film down. You don't feel nostalgia for her character at all. She was just a generic princess and with her being old she's not the same like Harrison Ford is. Her voice has aged, she has aged, she is bland and emotionless and overall she serves no real purpose. She could've been swapped out for a new Rebellion/Republic general and the story would've flowed the same.
Harrison Ford (Han Solo) is the same character, falling back into smuggling and dealing with criminal gangs. He doesn't have the same chemistry with the new cast as he did with the old, which hampers his performance a bit. His death at the hands of Ben was predictable but satisfying. Chewie is the same old Chewie, nothing really different. The action scenes are where these guys really shine, when they are running around blasting away stormtroopers it looks and feels great.
Is it true that nothing is actually explained? No backstories, no motives, no details, just a shallow copy of A New Hope with improved CGI and a cliffhanger?
>>63706546
Yes... sadly.
Thoughts?
No Mike, Bill, or Kevin? Trash.
also biggest scam
also not star wars >>>//
Jonah Ray is one of the most untalented fucking hacks I've ever seen. Somehow being Chris Hardwick's friend gets you residual geek cred I guess(the worst kind of comedy)
Felicia Day made a mediocre internet show and somehow gotten involved with Joss Wheedon that transported her to geek goddess because...."almost attractiveness girl make show reference to star wars and video game she be my waifu"
And I used to be a fan of Patton Oswalt until he became the ultimate cuckold SJW and his comedy went from actually fun alternative to just referencing star wars for laughs.
So bottom line:
Can't wait to hear how these old movies are so white and how "wow that's how they treated that woman?" I'll pass. Also, I think the track record of kickstarted projects by ing actually good is 3%
