Luke, did I ever tell you that to hide you from the Empire we made you live on this desert scumhole while your sister lived a life of royalty on Alderaan? We also didn't change your name and got you to live with your aunt and uncle who Darth Vader knows full well about. We used to think Vader never visited because he hates this planet but after reading the latest comic book it turns out he comes here all the time to kill sand people. He was a good friend.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Luuke, Luuuke and Luuuuke? They were glib facsimiles of you. And they were good friends.
>that episode where Darth Vader visits his family on Tatooine and they have to hide all evidence of Luke's presence with hilarious results
>>63706606
>Its an Anakin genocides the Sand People episode
Ausfag here from before,
It is time in half an hour.
What do
>>63705554
shout "KYLO REN KILLS HIS FATHER HAN"
btw where is that aussie who promised to do it
>>63705554
That is the most pathetic cinema i've ever seen. Perth?
>>63705582
Probably dead.
People of 4chan, There is no reason that film is a disappointment that 4chan trolls said, all of critics say that episode 7 is great film, the one film that you will really hate is Alvin 4.
All i want to say is there is no disapointments. so stop the bashing of episode 7, and start the bashing and flames of 4lvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (4 is a replacement to A)
Please spread the word.
>>63705362
I'm going to see Alvin and not Star Wars, and you can't do anything to stop me.
>>63705398
it's your money dude
JUST SPOIL MY SHIT UP
>>63705335
new death star is destroyed by dropping turd into open sewer hatch AGAIN
>>63705363
Who cares?
>>63705410
Lots of people.
So can anyone confirm is Finn and Rey actually show affection for eachother and hold hands in the movie?
I need to know beforehand because i wont pay for cuck propaganda.
Look at the sticky.
We literally can't answer without getting banned.
>>63705320
>>63705527
Come on, simple "Yes, hollywood supports cuckoldry" won't get you banned.
>>63705320
Dude you have a mental disorder if you won't see a movie because a black and a white show affection.
So how would you have dealt with the Prometheus?
>>63705191
Prometheus was the name of the ship
Not make the movie in the first place. What a load of shit.
>>63705242
Yeah right, there was a thread yesterday where a guy said why can't there be a fight between a Predator and a Prometheus
so who/what exactly this guy is?
is he an alien?
>>63704999
I dunno but he does remind if the Indian dude in Prey. I'll forever associate native Americans were ayyliums because of that fucking game.
were indians just doped up with psychedelics or were they onto something with that spiritual shit?
are all indians ancient aliens?
>>63704999
Pretty sure that's Jared Leto.
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Thought he had a long fucked up fingernail tbqh
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>63704808
damn he looks good
Ask a nerd who is paying a hooker to dress up as Princess Leia and going to see The Force Awakens with her tonight anything
I'm hoping she looks like pic related but she is a bit older and has bigger boobs
Will post pics later when I see her
>>63704707
how will you take it when your impossible expectations are not reached?
seriously. You need to know it wont be perfect
>>63704707
Im really happy for you you are doing this. I had the same idea but then I realized I dont even want to see the movie.
>>63704707
Are you going to kill her afterwards?
Do you think he fucking hates having to put on Stewie's/Peter's voice every time he's on an interview?
>I'm do more than Family Guy, guys!
>I was on the Oscars.
>W-watch Ted
>>63704669
Nah, I don't think he minds. Seems like a pretty normal, down-to-earth guy.
>>63704669
Muh-my name is Thuh-Theth McFarlane and I got rich from being a guy on cartoonth and th-th-thduff and waaaah waaaah people want me to voith cartoonth becauthe they ith funny and make me loth of money
Waaaah waaaah
He pretends to hate it, but really loves it.
The critics love TFA.
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we said it would be shit......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
were we wrong again?..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
2.5/5 is considered fresh
>/tv/ will prefer the prequel trilogy over the sequel trilogy just for the sake of seeming cultured
I'm calling it now.
>>63704545
>just for the sake of seeming cultured
You can't read my mind. And "contrarian" is the word you're looking for. If I wanted people to think I was cultured why the fuck would I make my opinions on Star Wars known?
Also George Lucas is a legitimate artist in the industry while JJ Abrams is an obedient worker who churns out products for his bosses and those products happen to be movies.
>>63704582
This guy right here won the internet.
Given a choice between bland and safe or hilarious trainwreck, sure I'll choose hilarious trainwreck.
This show sort of jumped the shark didn't it?
>>63704437
it was good when it was quietly good
as soon as the media hyped it up too much from around series 7 onwards it became a parody of itself
the snake thing was over the top but damn if it wasn't a candidate for the most uncomfortable situation in the entire show. I'm looking forward to see how they're gonna pull of the finale.
>>63704437
dude, years ago. yEARS, Yo...
ITT: child actors which have aged well
>>63704540
Just fuck my shit up
>>63704540
wow he's a bigger loser than i am
>we thought it would be PT-tier
>it's a fucking masterpiece
Why are we always wrong?
>we
its only >>63704312
star wars the force awakens more like star wars the clone wars cuz it's a clone of a new hope lmao
>>63704352
So it's ANH without all the shitty aged pracitcal effects, aged writing and acting, and shitty sci-fi themes?
Thank fuck.
