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John Cena is now the main actor of the last movie you watched. How is it?
Malcolm X
Throwback to 2004 Cena
I didn't really buy Cena as BB-8 but he looked like he had a ball.
>Cena as Snake Plissken
That... would actually be kinda cool, Vince Mcmahon in the Lee Van Cleef role?
Was never a fan of Roasts until I saw a compilation video on youtube of Greg Giraldo RIP a few years ago.
Genuine entertainer.
Now it seems Viacom have claimed copyright and everythings been taken down.
Just wondering if anyone knew anything about it or had a link to a compilation vid (approx 40-50mins+) of his roast work.
Pretty vague subject content I know, but am hoping someone else here appreciates his work.
glib facsimile of reddit
Liked the guy, only good for roasts though.
Appreciated his work and his growth in comedy unlike 'Roastmaster' Ross who just begs for the roast gigs.
I saw that comp but don't have it unfortunately. Bumping for support.
>>63704137
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>>63704170
Cheers dude. Only good for roasts, but he nailed the majority of them. Wish I'd fleeced the vid off when I'd had the chance
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So I started Veronica Mars yesterday and hot damn
>it's the veronica gets fucked over by her mother episode
>it's a veronica gets raped by beaver episode
>>63704111
>>63704265
so when does she get blacked?
>finally after all these years, Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens™
jesus christ, really?
>>63704021
What's up with that black dildo she carries everywhere?
>>63704021
>female jedi lead
dropped
>>63704021
>Big Boss
Supreme Leader
>Snake
Snoke
HOW IS THIS POTTERY POSSIBLE HOW
So this is American cinéma, I give star wars 4.1 one hon out of hon hon hon hon hon.
>>63703959
>6 Euros
why is cinema so cheap in France?
>>63703959
>6euros
Fuck you france, we pay double here for fucks sake
Ps. watching a finnish comedy film from 1962, this is true art lads
>>63703959
>le star wars
what the FUCK is going on with the face on this bitch? She ages like a jack o lantern
It's called being a white woman.
Another good reason why age of consent should be lowered.
JUST
That is a 9.5/10 in america
Good God this movie was mediocre. What I'm about to write will contain spoilers, so be warned.
First off, the movie was basically a rehash of the New Hope. Instead of blowing up a death star they blow up a BIG death star. By destroying one central weakness.
The Ren character is forgettable, has basically no character development, and took off his helmet to reveal his acne ridden face way too early.
Rey learns to use the force way too quickly, supposed to take years of training, even Luke and Anakin had to train for years.
It's also littered with plot holes, like how the new big death star was built by a new empire weaker and more poor than the old one, but able to build a weapon several times more expensive, without slave labor, when the old, richer empire nearly went bankrupt building the smaller one WITH slave labor.
The big death star also works by SUCKING IN THE STAR of the system, which first off would crush everyone on the planet as the insane mass would instantly cause fusion, no matter how many "heat oscillators" you got on there. Even so, it makes NO sense to build it at all. It's basically an EXTREMELY expensive project that takes YEARS AND YEARS, if not decades, and it can be fired ONCE. ONCE.
Also, why were all the commanders and generals so fucking young? Like no one even breached 35.
And why were they so surprised Finn decided to fuck off and desert? Surely he's not the first soldier to do so ever? They acted like it was a HUGE deal. They should be dealing with that a lot, or it's a MAJOR coincidence he just happens to do it on the planet with the main character.
Don't even get me started on all the bullshit deus ex machina and convenient shit that happened throughout either.
The whole movie is forgettable.
Overall 5/10.
>The big death star also works by SUCKING IN THE STAR of the system, which first off would crush everyone on the planet as the insane mass would instantly cause fusion, no matter how many "heat oscillators" you got on there. Even so, it makes NO sense to build it at all. It's basically an EXTREMELY expensive project that takes YEARS AND YEARS, if not decades, and it can be fired ONCE. ONCE.
Hadn't heard this one yet. That's way more late-EU-level bullshit than I expected out of that thing.
>>63703894
>Rey learns to use the force way too quickly, supposed to take years of training, even Luke and Anakin had to train for years.
But if she had to train for it how will the movie inspire stronk independent women?
>>63703894
>Rey learns to use the force way too quickly, supposed to take years of training, even Luke and Anakin had to train for years.
but she's an empowerful womyn, anon!
why are you oppressing her?!?!?!
Thoughts?
A glib facsimile of Vertical Limit
>>63703879
Absolutely boring and pointless. The least tense survival film ever made.
>>63703879
Was hyped. Came out disappointed. Way more worth it to watch one of the several documents on it or similar accidents. Also, Everest is babby's K2.
“Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. “Mankind.” That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom… Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should...
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>>63703762
>Mankind
Triggered.
>>63703783
>le ironic SJW outrage
Hey reddit!
Does his daughter get BLACKED in the sequel though?
This movie features Rey, the embodiment of feminist stronk woman, and her multicultural black boyfriend, Finn, as they take on the evil Nazi space empire, an empire filled with white oppressive men.
The main antagonist, Kylo Ren, is a white man with daddy and anger issues. Issues he developed while his privilege has being checked.
John Oliver, esteemed movie critic, rates the movie 2015/2015.
The multicultural movie of the century is coming to a movie theater near you this Christmas, courtesy of the Jew J.J. Abrams, who is spreading acceptance for diversity...
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>>63703627
>YFW an untrained nobody beats an experienced dark side user twice because the empowerful feminyst womyn can't be allowed to lose even a single battle to the evil white male
The OT wasn't a perfect but at least it told a story instead of just pushing an agenda
> 2015/2015.
kek
>>63703627
My wife's son loves playing with Finn and Rey toys
ugh, just go back to /pol/ shitlord
Is he capable of producing anything other than insincere photocopies of other people's work?
>>63703604
Are you capable of making anything other than Star Wars threads?
>>63703604
Abrams is probably autistic or something.
No, hence why he is asked to make this type of flicks. No risks involved, since it will still make money anyway.
Curious if anyone here has seen the Shining miniseries? I wanted to here people's perspectives on it if they have.
>>63703536
I liked it. It's much more faithful to the book than the Kubrick/Nicholson version.
>>63703780
Yeah it is although I didn't find it as chilling as Kubrick's version.
>>63703780
But the Kubrick/Nicholson version is 10x better than the book.
Just saw it, AMA.
>>63703388
Why didn't you film it? Fuck you.
How glib was the facsimile?
Spoilers please
/tv/ never made this "no spoiler" rule important for any other movie, don't see how its fair to heavily enforce it for this one.
When we getting a torrent of this yet?
if someone somehow managed to record the entire movie in the early screening, garbage camrip soon
if not, garbage camrip in a couple days
so...uhhh, the youknowwhatbay has this up already
Since my third world country doesn't get this in cinemas for another few weeks I will bite the bullet and download it. What kind of quality can one expect?
>>63704622
If its YIFY, you can expect A:10 and V:10
I cant vouch for anyone else
"He's an hero Hollywood deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our big guy. He's a silent enthusiast, a watchful critic. A dark agent."
Hitler approves this thread. Gas Abrams.
Taytay would never go see such hackfraud toy commercial....
Its shit isn't it? People are just going to eat da poopoo and lie to each other to save face?
