what's he thinking about in the picture?
uno
The black male thing
>>63699148
> and then i grabbed Uma's foot and put the whole thing in my mouth.
I'd just like to thank Metacritic for giving JJ the B- he deserves.
>Metacritic
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
DAMAGE CONTROL
>memeacritic
fuck off, reddit
>>63699067
>>63699011
>RT cucks
Just saw this movie today (finally), and I was pleasantly surprised. It wasn't exactly a horror-comedy masterpiece, but it was a great little movie with a lot of awesome practical effects, a handful of genuinely scary/stressful moments, and just a lot of fun to watch.
Thoughts? Also, FUCK pic related
>>63698949
nice try you shill
>>63698949
>posting about a movie instead of joining the reddit star wars circlejerk
reeeeeeeeee
Just kidding. It was pretty good, with the exception of the weakass ending.
I would've liked them to end it right whenhe's next to the truck and the krampus gives him the bell
Just have him look up and suddenly its gone, and his family is gone ect. But nah.. gotta keep it lighthearted for the kids I guess.
Also the krampus himself looked pretty awesome. Loved that flesh mask he was wearing
clown snake legit scared the shit out of me. but i have voreaphobia so idk if it was scary by anyone elses standards. Other than it was ok. Enjoyable watch
>we thought it would be shit
>has a 100% on RT
why are we ALWAYS WRONG?
>>63698907
It wasn't a matter of being shit, it was all "HURR DURR BLACK MAN WHITE WOMAN KEK CONFIRMED"
>>63698907
Because you hang out on 4chan where the dregs of intelligence go to die?
>RedditTomatoes
No thanks friend
RAYMOND, RAYMOND WHERE ARRRRREEEE YOU?
>>63698889Test
>>63698889
LEAVE ME ALONE MAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>63698889
>this shit will be waiting for you in the dark next to your bed tonight
Fuck
Who else is crying tears of joy right now. We did it /tv/, all our constant complaints caused them to make a good SW.
>>63698833
>implying critics are objective about a movie produced by a company so rich and hell bent on breaking every record in cinema history that it buys out ever IMAX screen in the US and markets it on everything from makeup to food
It's a carbon copy of A New Hope
Abrams has no balls. It's going to do well on RT and be gutted on Metacritic because every critic will say "it was fine, but formulaic as fuck and no risks were taken"
say what you will of the prequels, Lucas was clearly trying to do something ambitious. Abrams has not.
that's hilarious you feel apart of something. good life you've lived
Who hype for season 3 here
>>63698828Butt Pirates
>/tv/ warns me away from this since it's 'gay'
>Watch first two seasons, has one fucking kiss scene
>It's still the most MANLY show on fucking tv full stop
You see Flints relationship with that guy was homosexual
They weren't faggots, they weren't even queers
Learn the difference. Modern day fags could learn a thing or two, about how homos conducted themselves back in those days.
Also that season finale where they escape the port/execution was great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBMW3y86cpo
Is he fanboying? or is the movie that good?
the questions continue to pile...
>skit before review
I hope this meme has a quick and painful death.
>Stuckmann joins TGWTG
>Suddenly skitshit
>>63698812
Angry Joe was capable of creating come laugh worthy intro's. but now they all seem overdone and lifeless.....
>FRESH: 38
>ROTTEN: 0
>8.6/10
IT
JUST
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K
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>>63698798
>8.6/10
>100%
Something there... just doesn't add up..
>>63698798
I don't know where Feldberg learned to write, but let me adJUST his lede a bit.
>Star Wars: The Force Awakens is a miracle. It works on every possible level.
>>63698798
>Isaac Feldberg
>Feldberg
>berg
What did you think of The Lobster /tv/?
>>63698760
watching it right now
seems like it reflects life pretty actually
she was so hot in this film
>>63699158
vapid cunt
What were your thoughts when A Real Hero started playing at this moment?
I'm pirating this soundtrack
Also I need more rum
That he was a true adventurer and a bona fide person.
>What were your thoughts when A Real Hero started playing at this moment?
Beans
/tv/ BTFO!!!!!!!!!
THE BBC AWAKENS!!!!!!!! we /BASEDBOYEGA/ now?????
/pol/ BTFO!!!!!
GET FUCKED!! MOVIE OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Based. Lets sit and watch all these racists get boxed the fuck out
>>63698810
this
#BASEDBOYEGA
Why did Palpatine explode?
>>63698613
the dark side of the force is a combustible gas living in the abdomen of its users
>>63698613
because the death star runs on UNLIMITED POOOOOOWEER
>Ko-nee nan-kee chong noy khan chay-chee-kum, oooh. Chee ka koo-ja oo pa-pa chee-ka-nang kee hey
what did she mean by this?
Why does he say he'll only make 10 films ever in his life?
>>63698486
it's a black male thing
>>63698486
The rest will be flicks.
Because he usually makes movies
IT'S REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING
>>63698422
>1 Shekel has been added to your account
>George Lucas on suicide watch.
>>63698422
I feel bad for the first critic to write a rotten review
