so this meant nothing? 30 years later, and we're back to square 1? why did they even have the last scene be all hopeful and shit?all those space teddy bears, dead, for nothing?
>>63726009
we've been to square 1 and back again.
now we're where we were at the end of ANH, or more correctly, we're just when Luke (Rey) meets Yoda (Luke) on Degobah.
>>63726100
>Dagobah
You mean not-Dagobah, like Jakku was not-Tatooine
>>63726100
see, this is not ok. the series should be moving forwards, not backwards
Ausfag who has seen the Force Awakens AMA
did the dingo ate your baby?
>>63725949
Were the spoilers from the TFA_Spoilerboard.pdf spot on?
>>63726005
So I went this afternoon with some friends, and even though they all thought it was incredible, I'm way more reserved, so I decided to write some little things that bothered me, and I would like the opinion of other people that have seen it. Spoilers ahead.
>Into Star Wars : A New Force Awakens>J.Just fuck my franchise up
You can feel the greesy palm of J.J on the movie. Even though I really found the movie overall gorgeous and "Star Wars-y", there were so many shots or moments that were straight out J.J's...
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>A Tale of Marie-Sues
I think Finn is the best character of the movie. Why ? Because he's the only one that isn't fucking perfect. He's kind of a coward, he knows how to shoot but he's not going to take on the army by himself, and as a Stormtrooper he was in charge of the garbage. Rey and Poe on the other hand ? They both have one single scene of weakness (Poe tells Kylo Ren where the rebells are, and Rey don't want to renounce her past), but after that? They do everything! Best pilots in the galaxy, can fix everything, can master the Force...
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>Dude where's my plot?
So this random guy in a random settlement on Tato- Jakku has a map to Luke. Ok. How did he get him? Did Luke gave it to him when they left Rey out of the ocean planet with an island? (GET IT??). Why is she at the other side of the planet and not with the guy then?
And about this "road to Skywalker map", what the fuck? First it looks like a road, even though you can apparently get from one point of the galaxy to any other in 12 seconds. It's in an "incharted part of the galaxy". Again, when everybody can go to any...
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>>63725111
>Rip off of A New Hope
Do you not no the word "homage"?
How many people have now had the movie destroyed thanks to all the big mouthed assholes who love sperm on their face?
Even when the mods made a sticky to not do it those miscreants still can't resist being cock suckers and doing it anyway. Fucking no good stupid pieces of shit.
You were stupid enough to come here and expect no spoilers?
Congratulations on your first visit. Welcome to /tv/
>>63724383
Hey slick, you see that site in your URL address? It's fucking 4chan - people have been doing this shit for over a decade now.
>>63724515
FUCK YOU BITCH
>>63724516
FUCK YOU BITCH
Dum, da-dum, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dum
>>63723657
WHY HAVEN'T I TOLD YOU
I love that song.
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. bum bum bum bum bum.
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. bum bum bum bum bum.
>>63723657
I love how Lynch has singing women in many of his movies and Twin Peaks. It always fits and it's always great.
This just showed up on Netflix, is it any good?
It's brilliant, even better if you understand a word of what anyone says!
aye
...but steel is heavier then feathers
Is WB intentionally sabotaging this movie?
>>63716763
they are getting ready to sell the film rights to Marvel if this bombs.
>>63716763
That's a terrible poster
>>63716763
Poor mans Iron Man.
>"look! we have iron man too!"
You can tell how scared DC is.
I've got a ton of hipster faggot friends that have never mentioned star wars in their lives, until now. What are some basic trivia questions I could ask that any casual fan should know? So I can call them on their shit?
what is the name of the only other member of yoda's species featured in the films?
>>63715879
Who is the leader of the Rebel Alliance.
What planet does Leia come from?
What is Obi Wan Kenobi's nickname?
What planet do the Empire attack in Episode V?
>When you can't get Danny DeVito
>When you spend the budget on hookers and coke and only have $50 and some Subway coupons left
>When you want to make a Godzilla movie but your director is an idiot hack
>when you can't afford Paul Walker
Anyone keen?
Its the Interviews episode
Always the best episode
>>63716298
Definitely, famalam
he cut his pedo stache off.
Google has released its Year In Search 2015 video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7o7R5BgWDY
>>63711070
I don't watch Internet
>mfw I have a mustache
>mfw people automatically assume I'm a hipster
>tfw I only have one because my beard i patchy but my mustache is godly
>>63711070
>why cant women be marines?
>shows footage of downys on ice and sailing boats
my fucking sides
Fuck Rehash Wars. Who's going to see The Hateful Eight instead?
>seeing something instead of something else
True mark of a pleb.
the best part is both these movies have interracial rape!
I've been more excited for this than I have been for Star Wars
How many innocent people would still be alive if Jessica Jones killed the bad guy when she had him and just let this bitch stay in jail?
>>63691677
You tell me.
>>63691719
Quite a lot probably
>>63691677
nine
Revenge of the Sith is the best movie of the prequel trilogy.
And we're watching it at vaughnlive tv SLASH mgstream.
WAR!
Heroes on both sides!
A desperate mission!
>>63690499
you're the biggest failure of a troll since this guy
>>63690634
>implying he's wrong
>Go to akinator
>If it asks if you are real say no
>If it asks if your charachter is from an tv series say yes
>Answer honestly about yourself
>Say "dont know" if it asks specifically about a series
You will then find the television charachter that most resembles you.
pic related
>Phil Miller
>The Last Man on Earth
close enough
t-thanks, ankinator
I got Steve from Blue's Clues