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Anyone keen?
Its the Interviews episode
Always the best episode
>>63716298
Definitely, famalam
he cut his pedo stache off.
>>63715469
So what happens? Vana and Richard go through to the next episode and what? Is it just a full episode of IN THE BOARD ROOM action?
>btw mr valentino's business plan gets rekt tonight
Did anyone watch the last episode?
The one about the final 5 candidates?
Charleine's husband is punching so far above his weight
bumpin dis
>>63716477
yeah but Charlene is a complete nutcase who settled with a man who would give in to her every nutcase demand
I'll stay in this thread, but /tv/ is such dangerous territory to be in right now.
Posting some Selina.
>you will never fuck selina's high test ass
I'm hoping for sailboats
It comes once a year. I look forward to today like Christmas Day. I'll be sad when Gary gets fired.
Richardwinslol
>it begins
Who's replacing Claude as interviewer?
who /gary/ here??
IT BEGINS
One more for the road.
>>63716937
Claude
Vana 2 win desu
is claude still doing the interviews?
hopefully he shuts down someone like he did to solomon last year
Alan Sugar is a cunt
>>63716937
Claude 2.0
weekly reminder that selina is the worst kind of person in every way
>>63716937
Claude.
>>63716856
apprentice is a safe haven from pleb wars
>>63716937
Pretty sure he was in the preview
>yfw joseph somehow makes the final
>>63716959
>>63716937
>not paying attention...
Has there been regular apprentice threads this season? Haven't been able to post here much this year
Anyone wanna tell me what happens in Star Wars?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7-_34NcDTc
Fucking love Claude even if he is a bit of a tool.
>>63717007
Yes
Get rid of the fucking women.
Vana's gained a lot of support this season, I genuinely want her to win and not just because she's the least ugly.
If she fucks it up Soloman-tier today by being all style and no substance I'm going to be furious.
>>63717028
Intergalactic warefare I think
Richard is so based
brummie gary will win it, heard it here first
Who /chaleane/ here?
Vana is the best.
>Tesco Tesco Tesco
How shit is that business now? Didn't they get in some tax fraud shit recently?
Hope Richard wins desu
VANA FEET
>>63717063
muh ready meals
vana getting her feet out a couple of times already
good girl
Oh. goodie
ANOTHER dating site
Women are fucking useless
>>63716941
Greasy slag
>Vana uses dating websites
>Vana is making a dating website
Richard is a massive fucking twatface
>dating site
well she's finished already
>>63717084
Had to get a refund on my hoverboard m8 ;_;
>>63717109
>>63717121
>>63717126
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
as long as he has a solid business plan, there is literally no reason not to hire richard
How did you guys forget about me!
>tfw your apprenticefu is a macfag
Vana isn't doing a dating site for normie you idiots.
Pedo stasch status: GONE
>joseph loses the moustache
>looks fairly normal now
who knew
>woman wants to make a business
>it's a hair salon/dating website/fashion range/beauty business
Why the fuck do they always do this?
>>63717158
King Sugar doesn't like him
>>63717179
link me senpai
>>63717184
Oh, a gimmick one then
Even worse idea
Looks much better without the paedo tash.
>>63717176
>how she looked in apprentice: youre fired
fuck me
Where is Sugar a Lord of?
>>63717176
Easily the hottest candidate this year (Selina is would smash tier, but otherwise a bit of a cunt)
Shame she didn't do anything
>>63717176
Charleane is the new best girl, thats why
You know how the deals on the tasks aren't real.
Does Suggs actually put up his own money out of his own pocket? Or is it paid by the BBC / all a scam?
Gurning Gary to win
>>63717189
he was playing the fucking long con what a massive wanker!
>anything he has done during the rest of the process is subconsciously associated with the moustache instead of him
>Claude doing the interviews
THANK FUCKING GOD! He's the best.
>>63717179
what the fuck is that thing on the right.
>>63717184
For autists?
>>63717200
>why do women venture into business in areas they are knowledgeable and passionate about
Who knows?
>>63717176
if you're the same guy that posts jenny every week i love you
Here comes 20 minutes of fake, scripted, blatantly "put on" reactions from interviews
Literally American reality TV standard
>>63717208
https://twitter.com/vana_cristina/media
stereotypical arrogant rude scottish cunt for no reason
>>63717184
Normies are the biggest market though
>sara jay doing an interview
>>63717263
Reminder that he doesn't know what ISP stands for
>Claudine
Would tap that thickness 24/7would be pegged by it also
>>63717211
It's for accountants and shit. Her business seems very possible and she's already got two successful ones.
>>63717227
rings
flies
dance
CLAUDE
Duncan Bannantyne?
>>63717227
The Right Honourable Alan Michael Sugar, Baron Sugar, of Clapton in the London Borough of Hackney
Where's Ricky Martin?
where are the pics of lanas feet
how can anyone find vana attractive?
she looks weird as fuck, she looks like a squid.
THIS NEW WOMAN IS PURE EVIL
>>63717227
The Gays
>>63717309
Voice like a cheese grater as well
>>63717309
>a squid
Or does she look like a kid?
>>63717309
Yerh. She looks like a fish imo.
>>63717255
I'd say it's more effectively creating an entirely new conversation through editing. But that's the whole show, it's why there seems to be so many twists in the tasks, nothing new here
>did you exaggerate?
"No"
>your references said you did
"eeerrrrrrr"
>>63717281
Jurassic park!
getting BTFO
What a fucking nitpicker
>>63717265time for me to download some sara jay scenes
>Tesco dickheads
Fiver for a fucking Tesco brand pizza. They're an absolute joke.
>south west
KERNOW?
>>63717353
being a lord is the best of boast worlds.
>>63717362
Almost like the producers told him to be for the purposes of TV
last digit is how many times Charlene cries
Interview week is the fucking best, I love it.
>>63717384
Their fresh ones are like £1.85. Frozen ones are about £2.
>>63717384
Where the fucks that? London?
Charlene is literally mental
>>63717384
>not getting the ones for £1.87 on special offer
>>63717297
>The Right Honourable Alan Michael Sugar, Baron Sugar, of Clapton in the London Borough of Hackney, Kt.
He's still a knight, even if he doesn't use the title anymore
gonna cry in a minute, she's gonna cry in a minute
>I'm not convinced.
Fuck that's a tough one to take. Gary got it much easier.
Is this bitch interviewing Claudine human?
>>63717417
Probably got PTSD from the navy
"work my socks off"please do, i wanna see those feet
AWWWW FUCK
VALENTE IS SHITTING
>>63717444
m-more?
>tinder for autistics
Oh my god Vana, what are you doing?
Why does Vana need to go on the Apprentice to make a fucking app
Joseph wins.
Vanas idea is fucking terrible
Will women be turned on by me blowing them the fuck out?
>>63717463
AWWWW FUCK
VALENTE BOSSED IT
Shit idea Vana
Shit idea Charlene
If either of them win it's bollocks
This Sugar quiz, top kek
Vana's app is the worst shit possible
What the fuck is Vana thinking?
Oh no, Vana's idea is shit. She's gone lads
>dating apps
Never fucking work.
So it's Tinder + one of those shitty Newgrounds """games""" that gradually reveals a naked woman while you clear Tetris lines?
TINDER
Claude's face
>>63717481
Lord shuggs investment
Why do they wait till this stage to look at the candidate's business plans?
Isn't that like the most important factor in who Alan sugar should partner with?
Based Richard
>>63717481
Marketing money
>one of these people is going to be given 0.25 million quid
Fucked up world
JOE TO WIN
>marketing speak
whoops
bye richard
>>63717464
Vana. My App is like Tinder and Steam.
Wait, this could work. But you should make the picture matchup before the game starts because she's right, otherwise it's just wasting time on autists.
This Scottish guy is such a prick.
>>63717526
i remember those my dad caught my playing them when i was 9
>>63717501
>>63717504
>>63717507
pls no ;__;
Bye Richard
>>63717552
It's a gimmick dating app m8, absolute dogshit
>>63717528
>I could show you the science behind having a good time
Nathan? Is that you?
>>63717493
Rosian unzipping my fly
>>63717534
they changed the prize but not the format so the whole thing is even more retarded than before.
This is not news.
>>63717552
You did hear her insane idea right?
>>63717546
:D:D:D
Vana should take her shoes off during these interviews
not watched for weeks has it been good?
>>63717309
RICHARD'S NOT STRAIGHT
Vana and Joseph final 2
>>63717534
>he most important factor
whats the most important factor of a good tv show though?
like bakeoff, they select people who can talk to camera while working, not the best cooks
Really want Joseph to win lads
Its only a 5k loss in the first year
>>63717508
Thing is with apps, you get a minority that are massive hits, but when corporations try to replicate the results they can't recreate that formula for success
Unless you're one of them companies that shits out ads for pay2win mobile games, and simply force it through sheer numbers of apps
>>63717569
She actually already joint owns a dating website, it wouldn't be that far fetched
>>63717546
Why are they all such shitty pics?
>yfw Charlene makes it into the final
>>63717547
I do like the idea that you can bond with your match over a game, sometimes conversations are hard to starr
>Get a girls number off tinder
>Too scared/unsure of what to do next
Has this series been any good lads? Steered clear of it after the first one.
charlene is desperate to remove socks
Charleine you can't just skip straight to the top. Nobody opens 500 stores nationwide at the same time, shit not even Starbucks.
The world needs more Salons and Dating apps, that's for sure.
Female candidates only ever come up with business plans that relate to, or are for, women.
>>63717645
What if you meet your dream girl but are shit at Sudoku and never get her phone number?
That would be devastating.
what do you guys suppose is in these rooms usually?
no way that is an office
fucking london cunts
Have any of the Apprentice winners business plans become actual successful business plans?
>>63717655
The second you got that number you should have rung her up and moved the conversation to the phone.
>>63717619
This one is for you Anon
What the fuck is Richard's business
Richard has been caught in yet another lie.
>>63717686
Define: Successful
>>63717686
Toms
>Vana
Sorry, but not for me. Im out.
Fuck, this dude was my favourite to win
Will we ever have a decent PMC on the apprentice...?
An ex SAS man could make millions if he could get some other decent lads involved.
.t my friend is a former royal marine and is making 6 figures guarding a ship off somalia
>>63717686
Have any of lord sugars business plans become actual successful business plans?
>>63717672
Get gud
>>63717704
Outsourcing marketing. Literally millions of those companies.
>>63716966
Why is she so perfect?
>>63717673
That is literal London office space. Except nobody uses it full time. Foreign companies and tv/movie producers rent them by the day.
>>63717723
Miller and/or Snake please go. Noone cares about The Boss' will.
OUTED DAVID BRENT
>>63717691
>moved the conversation to the phone.
Fuck that I hate talking on the phone.
>>63717704
Marketing Agency #23287328732
What the fuck is this "tricky dicky" meme
>tfw you swiped everything already on tinder
what do
>there are loads of people watching this around the country, mainly women, that are enjoying seeing richard struggle and "get his comeuppance" even though in reality he's an alright bloke
>This blonde interviewer
>>63717749
Then you've already lost.
Richard is such a bullshitter but his David Brent shtick makes him so likeable
>>63717753
get plastic surgery.
Valentino to win
Joseph goes FULL SCARFACE
>Quoting Scarface.
Mate.
Is this Linda bitch human? She doesn't look it.
>tfw live in a rural as fuck area so can't use tinder
Joseph to win lads
>>63717672
You could just talk to her, there would be a chat feature anyway, the game is just to help things get going
Just started watching now, did I miss anything good?
Dooby Duck's mobile disco. Its a winner!
This botoxed orange bitch is trying way too hard
joseph fucker her, she looks like the type
>mobile disco in the midlands
>global brand
This guy is fucking insane. This is a multi-million dollar party planning industry in the USA, what the fuck is this arsehole expecting to bring to it?
I never thought Joseph would be looking the strongest at this stage.
>>63717782
>>63717787
Fuck I missed it what did he say
>>63717805
All the plans are total shit
Damn, this series has hit rock fucking bottom
Literally mobile discos as a business proposal
>>63717793
>when you match with your sister
>>63717805
varna quit
>we get good quality men
literally dead.
MOBILE DISCO?
WHAT FUCKING YEAR IS IT
>>63717774
Nope. Even in uni people seem to like communicating by imessage or whatsapp better than phone calls. Phone calls are almost always from companies or parents.
>first time this year I'm around for a live thread
>internet suddenly too shitty to stream
Thanks Virgin Media
>>63717752
dont mess with the trickster dickster mate
>>63717843
He wants the world and everything in it
>tfw the world isn't yours
>>63717850
>who also happens to be your mother
>>63717751
>>63717735
Still can make you fuckloads of money
vana's eyes are so qt
What do you think Vana does in her free time?
>>63717805
Vana revealed her lust for Richard and ravaged him on Lord Sugar's desk, while crying about her dad
His business will charge you money to use skype at at wedding
>>63717791
So we've got a salon. dating app, karaoke man, marketing company and? What's the kids company?
Either way, Sugar is fucked in his choices.
>>63717866
ITS 2015
>>63717898
Buy scarfs
just wanna sniff one of Vana's scarves 2bh
Vana got a nice ass
>>63717898
I reckon she's alright in the kitchen y'know
also footjobs
>>63717898
Fucks greek men and architects who remind her of her dad
>>63717896
Didn't the Aussie guy do the same thing last year?
>>63717876
where about are you? i'm struggling to refresh fucking 4chin
I know they intentionally pick idiots and edit it to make them look idiot.
But still, this is bottom of the barrel shit/
>Vana running
hmm
>>63717921
saw this already, enjoy your ban lololol
Gary's Midlands Mobile Disco.
I have no words for this shit.
>implying Sugar didn't make up his mind weeks ago about partnering up with Tony Montana
Ricky Martin's mouth sides are brown, what the fuck does he eat?
>>63717877
Cheeky cunt
>>63717937
Probably
>>63717921
Lel
>>63717876
virgin usually top shit mate
>take refuge in an apprentice thread to avoid SW spoilers
>this happensGo ahead and respond to my post with all those spoilers faggots I'm bouncing
>I'll take all this feedback on board, Claude
lol
Literally nothing "tricky" about Richard baka
>>63717956
Based mod
Also Rickie Dickie is fighting E.T. now....
>>63717942
London
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Joseph is based.
Love his energy. He's the only logical choice. Anyone else is a farce
I'd say all these guys except Richard are dong quite well.
>Richard's buzzwords have buried him
loooooooooooooooooooool
>>63717876
Virgin always been shit where I leave
>Richard getting BTFO
i was wondering why anne robinson wasn't on watchdog anymore
>tfw have werk tyme on on 4chan x
>have a filter with everything related to Star Wars
>no spoilers at all
Feels good man.
>project X
>Project X
is that seriously the best he could come up with?
>are you really joseph?
>am i really joseph?
Existential af m8s
>Tfw they are making joseph look so good you know he isn't going to make it through.
>Richard only makes 17k
these interviews have become judging character more so their actual business plan
Hehe
https://twitter.com/bbcapprentice/status/677237104187990016
>swearing
>on the BBC
I don't not pay my license fee to hear this sort of language
>>63718005
fucking scotland m8
what a shitty network
>>63718062
Broken Britain innit
TRICKY DICKY
DESTROYED
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Feel bad for richard now desu :(
Whose this blonde tanned leather handbag doing the interviews?
>Richard doubting himself
FUCK. COME ON MATE!!!!!
Luuuuuuke killz Laya
BOTTLED IT
>>63718075whereabouts, mine's is fine
STUMPED
>>63718073
After the watershed, old man. Get with the times.
>>63718073
I pay my license fee to hear this sort of language
None of them are doing well tbf
Imagine being so unconfident in your business plan, that you agree with the interviewer
You're supposed to fucking DEFEND IT
>>63718073
>he pays the licence fee
DAVID
BRENT
Reminder that if a film relies on not being spoilt to be enjoyable then it's shit. Relying on plot is unacceptable.
>>63718124
Are boy Joe is <3
how do i become a success in life /tv/?
>>63718124
Apart from Joseph who is literally guaranteed to be in the final
HERE COMES THE SOB STORY
MUH DEAD KID
>>63718148
Make a dating app
for fucks sake Charlene why?
this is not x factor
>sob stories
This isn't ITV or some shitty US show, get that shit about your dead kid out of here
> I will work my absolute socks off
>>63718127
She wasn't even attacking the plan, she was attacking him and he agreed with her.
At that point there really is no point in continuing the interview.
>>63718148
Win the apprentice and buy 250,000 lottery tickets
MUH SOB STORY
MUH CHILD GIB JOB PLS
>>63718128
>Reading comprehension
I bet you're a fucking Northener
>>63718143
People who whine about spoilers are the fucking worst
Especially for glorified childrens films where anyone with even a modicum of movie experience knows exactly how it's going to play it
sympathy vote ere we go
joseph charlene final
>>63718103
MODS
What the fuck is Richard doing?
Remember that year where one person won literally every task but had a shit business plan?
where were you when richard gave up???
>>63718148
Theres no quick fix. You've got to slowly but surely change your current lifestyle and get your confidence boosted through small but meaningful successes.
Richard has just had a fucking revelation
He's going to win the whole thing
Fucking based Richard saves the day again
>I wouldn't blame Lord Sugar for not investing in me
>muh sob story
A new low. This isn't fucking X Factor.
>>63718161
>>63718168
>>63718170
>Asked about why you want to set up a business
>Explain why
>MUH SUB STORIES
If it was Richard who had a sob story you'd all be posting ";_;7" and talking about how great he is
>>63718188
She didn't tell you that it was her who killed the kid
>>63718212
Wasn't she beaten by the whacky inventor who lost most of tasks?
>>63718197
>southern "men"
>>63718210
This is Richard's ruse cruise in effect. He made a shit plan on purpose so he could pull the "I understand where I fucked up" card so he actually appears human.
Never ever doubt tricky Dicky
>>63718185
>What's your business plan?
>Got a great horse in the 1:50 at Cheltenham
>>63718148
>learn how to make mobile apps
>make some game that is mad popular
>sell out to advertisers for millions
>go back to browsing 4chins in your mansion
>>63718212
Was that the guy who got beaten to the final by the irish girl with the cosmetic surgery place and the slaggy jew girl?
>>63718212
It wasn't so much Helen's business plan, it was just that Sugar had a hardon for Tom's nail file.
>>63718203
Everyone who likes Star Wars is a manchild though. No serious fans of the medium think the series is good.
Vana mentioning tinder in her business plan.
SLAG
>>63718231
Because Richard is love
Richard is life
So I've applied for next year's apprentice.
I will be the first NEET to appear on it. That's my unique selling point.
>implying tricky ricky didn't plan on the bullshit being ripped up all along
>implying his true business plan isn't the simple gem underneath
What a man
>>63718231
stop getting so defensive, son, your waifu got over it and so can you
>>63718212
Yeah, Last year.
>Roisin
>>63718231
I'll blame bbc then for keeping it in their edits
firing order
Gary
Vana
Richard
Charlene Joseph final
How come nobody ever gives me a job when I tell them my child died... because I stabbed it in the head
Vana's biggest criticism was people saying she's thinking too big and not enough about the risk.
Richard biggest criticism was that he a complete scamjob hack fraudulent character.
>Sugar and Linda have fucked
>>63718273
Whats your business plan?
>>63718251
>tfw won £145 using arbitrage betting on the Joshua/Whyte fight last Saturday
considering taking up professional gambling desu
>>63718251
>got a guaranteed fix on a lithuanian football match tomorrow
>guaranteed over 3.5 goals
>>63718252
It's not 2007 m8
Mobile app development is dead except for rich companies
Move over?
>>63717002
>>63717002
>>63717002
>>63718310
black people stole my child so I thought I need to open up a vinyard
>>63718313
My aunt's bf used to do that. He had about a dozen screens in his office and was watching sports for 12 hours a day.
>>63717713
His plan was shit. He won from a product he had already invented prior to the show
>>63718212
Helen's weird fucking slavery for hire was never going to take off.
>this sycophantic laughter
>problematic
>all the sycophants guffawing at Suggs' jokes
>>63718264
It's literally capeshit.
>>63718156
>Gibs me 25k + 10% coz I was on telly
Absolute moron. Wants people to give him money just because. He's a padawan plumber with a van and an ego as big as a fucking bungalow.
NEIL
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>>63718347
That's the dream.
>>63718378
I never trust people with eyes that dark
>>63718400
The only advice I've got from him is that horse racing is the way to go. Biggest profits and that. This was a decade ago though.
If Richard wins i'm gonna freak
>>63717937
His was search engine optimization. Similar and shit but better than niggertights
>>63718450
Harder to cover all possibilities on horse racing.
There's an opportunity on an NFL game on Sunday but it only offers a 1% return... so I'm going to keep an eye on the boxing, and see if the way I nailed the market was a one-off or not
anyone else think vana would be timid, quiet and qt in the bedroom? i can imagine her softly moaning. purring like a kitten
>>63718627
Nah, she's a New Yorker, it would be "fuck me, fuck me!"
Sob Story btfo
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