No Apprentice thread? Come on now, Interview week = best week
Vana best grill
This can be closed, I see the other one
Threadly reminder that this is all part of Richard's plan.
>that sounds like an event for the Piers Morgan fan club
>Piers Morgan fan club
he couldn't resist could he
5th for Vana's feet
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Recycled hard
Lord sugar bringing the bantz
Corporates aren't fun ahahahaha
Good one Karen
Fuck tescos
Oh hey, my thread lives!
R I C H A R D
I really really really want to fuck vana
I can imagine she has a very dark brown pussy lips, that have a sweet scent and has big puffy nipples that look great on her b cup tits
NEIL
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>>63718393
Karen's probably so fucked off for not being an interviewer
Which thread do I use
>Claude wants to shag Vana
>possibly already has
Good lad
>Sugar reducing hours of emotional and intellectual gaming to "ugh what an ugbo"
Fucking dinosaur
>cute person
>take shit picture
>took 5 days to play a game to uncover a picture.
>>63718378
>tfw your neckbeard doesn't connect with your chest hair
I could totally get that app made for 10 times less
Vana and Charlene final 2.
only 2 with viable plans for growth
They are right, Vana's app will take way way way more than £250K to make, especially with gaming elements.
So can I challenge qts to 1v1 me mid in dota?
>>63718447
Karen would Sharron Stone the interviews.
Just sitting there across from Joseph in a miniskirt moving her legs constantly.
She won't get gamification of dating apps right, I'm not sure anyone will.
All these businesses are shit.
Only Joseph has a decent one and god that is saying something.
Is it just me or is lord sugar dumb as fuck and the other people in that room are smarter than he is?
>>63718475
She can use Kickstarter
>>63718475
Basic games aren't hard to make
>>63718451
>hours of emotional and intellectual gaming
wew
>>63718475
Not really, you could get one guy to make it. These things aren't that complicated
>>63718493
have you been reading fatsams twitter account?
>>63718503
it's not just you. He's like celebrity chefs, they're all crap but their name slapped onto stuff sells.
Who /jim/ here?
Reckon Big Al uses Tinder?
Does Vana not know the latest update killed Tinder?
>>63718579
Spoiler that!
>>63718475
Not really, as a software dev myself, the cost of the app is entirely proportional to how much your software devs cost.
The only other costs are your app store license,a back-end server, some kind of security team (Very important, see Ashley Madison) and whatever assets you're not making in house
>he actually said tinder
FUCKING BBC PRODUCT PLACEMENT
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE NEUTRAL
NO ADVERTS
SOMEONE SHOULD HANG FOR THIS
>>63718579
>Le Jedi mind tricks pikey man
He was literally the goat.
>>63718579
Now there was a GOAT
>>63718579
Oh my fuck
BASED
JIM
Topest of keks got any clips?
>>63718579
he is what it says on the tin
>>63718587
Grinder all over
>>63718579
Jim was fucking based, nobody like him since
>>63718579
I still remember the thread where he talked about the interviews being like a war zone and everyone was losing their shit because he was Northern Irish
Skype with holograms?
uhhh
>>63718579
The best
I wonder what he does now
>Virtual parties
>it's a bit better than Skype
Holy shit that fucking arrogance.
Richard
Gary
Charlene
OUT
tbqh lads
>>63718602
The second biggest mobile dating app will be absolutely livid
Richard is such a shifty cunt, he's playing a game and he knows it
This is literally the Xfactor for pseudo intellectuals
>i dont get it
>next
btfo
>I don't get it
Not that fucking complicated m8
anyone else think vana would be timid, quiet and qt in the bedroom? i can imagine her softly moaning. purring like a kitten.
Trickie Dickie's full of shit
gary is 15-20 years too early
>>63718579
I was thinking about this lad earlier but couldnt remember the name. He was based
Anyone noticed the cheap as hell phone his "secretary" uses, and the 15 inch monitor she has using windows 7?
>>63718684
Fuck off cuntmod
>>63718688
D A D D Y I S S U E S
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I really fucking hate Karen
Charlene to be fired with regret
>>63718734
fucking stop reee
She won't have any socks left desu
CHARLIENE BTFO!!!!!
these girls keep talking about working their socks off
>we never see their socks come off
GOOD BYE WELSHIE
CHARLENE BTFO
god help Charlenes husband on that night. I bet his balls are still mush
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WTF HAPPENED WITH CHARLENE?
FUCKING HARSH
RICHARD BTFO
Vana and Joe.
BOYCIE THAT'S WHO IT WAS THANK YOU BASED SUGAR.
>>63718820
>She fucks him all night begging for a new son
CHARLENE BLOWN THE MOTHERFUCKING-FUCK OUT
>>63718820
You joking?
She probabky went back and blamed him.
>>63718688
You know she would be shy at first,so you'd have to play it that way.then I'd lean in and say in a Alan Suger like voice '''owa 'bout wrapping them lips round this cock".her checks would go red and she would be shy at first but that's why she would love it in the end and purrr like a little cat,digging her nails into my back
Looking forward to seeing Vana looking glam on You're Fired, whether it's tonight or next week. It'd be nice to see a bit of chest or leg
GARY BTFO
GAZZA BTFO !!!
>>63718891
Sunday,m8. Final's on Sunday.
Sorry Gary fuck off back to tescos
>>63718688
Speaks six languages. That excites me for some reason.
>tfw all the business plans are shit
everyone forgot gary was still there
Richards going to go isnt he
>>63718946
God I hope so
RICHARDS GOING HOME
>>63718946
Richard has so much acumen that he will make the final no matter what.
>>63718891
She'll be on Your Hired.
Vana looks like she has a bit of an arse tbqh lads
>>63718929
I wonder what the business plans of the other contestants would have been.
>>63718929
What's wrong with the plumbing one?
what does he need to consult about?
richard is fucking gone
Vana through for the diversity
>>63718946
>>63718891
>not forgetting this ever happened
haven't opened my advent calendar in 4 days
I'm popping the kettle on
vana will be in the final. he wont have 2 blokes. so its joe or rich to go
>>63718925
>making a decent bit of dosh from party planning
how did he get accepted onto the show?
Joseph/Vana final, calling it now
>>63718975
Richard's business is quite realistic
>Tell Charlene her business plan is weak, that she should go and expand: Fired
>Tells Joseph his business plan is weak
>Joseph changes is mid-boardroom to him just expandin his tiny business
>Nobody calls him on this
What the fuck am I watching? This show is terrible for moving the goalposts for their favourites.
>>63718928
No she doesn't
She'll speak some rudimentally, babby-tier shit in 4 of those languages, 1 will be adequate, and 1 will be native
Fuck off back to your checkout Gaz.
>Yes, Lord Sugar?
>Yes, Lord Sugar.
How does she do it bros?
>25% of marriages in the UK meet online
There is no way that's true.
>>63718979
£25k capital and also 10% of all annual profit for being a plumber
>I understand how an app is built
Yeah you hire a guy to make it
>>63719000
Sugar will tell us that he's a bit of a Devil and say he wants to take a risk on Vanas business
>vana will never ease your qualms
>>63718579
He shows up an universities in Northern Ireland talking about business at graduations and things.
No idea if he's actually successful though.
>you now realise that vana has used dating apps before
>this has roots in her being single and looking for love
she wants a man in her life.
could it be you??
Why does Karen always have something to say shut up.
where can i find my own Vana
>>63719064
>vana will never slide a finger into your rectum while she tongues your balls
>>63719042
and 20% of them marriages end in divorce.
>>63719069
Only if you can beat her at her brain game
>tfw /v/ is literally her ideal man
>>63719068
>After The Apprentice, Eastwood set up his own business as a public speaker.[11] His nickname has also been featured on a t-shirt, one of which was given by Eastwood to host Dara Ó Briain on The Apprentice: You're Hired!.[12]
He is now[when?] the Regional Director of Groupon Ltd for Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland.[13]
>>63719093
wall street
>>63719042
its not. its 25% of people who were asked this question met online
VANA WINS
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>its a "candidate at the interview stage already has a business and sugar wants them to give it up" episode
>>63719069
I'm sure she's looking for a neckbeard baneposter
>>63719042
It seems very true.
Holy shit, what a dodgy cunt
Richard is like a slippery politician.
RICHARD FIRED
joe and van final
joe wins
too easy to predict this show
>>63718979
He wants people to give him money to be included in his brand. His brand is him and 3 other guys, its nothing.
Why would a plumber who can afford 25k + 10% of their earnings need to jump in with this slimy turk?
>>63719111
Richard is in the final
He would have outright fired him just now if he was going to
I hope Vana doesn't win this fucking thing
Stupid fucking yank cunt, fuck off
BASED JOSEPH
Joseph confirmed
>you will never give vana a eyewatering throatfuck
RICHARD BTFO
DICKY IS BARGAINING
THE DESPERATION IS REAL
Vana and Joe to go back and have sex in the house again
Any webms of vana's bum?
>FIRING RICHARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"I'm a gambler"
No you're not
TRICKY DICKY GOT DICK PUNCHED OUT!!
>Joey boy in the final
The 'tache was holding him back all along.
>muh waifu in the final
Good lass, based sugs the gambler
>>63719205
>again
IT'S OGRE
YES
FUCK YES
>bbc needing a woman in the final to not be sexist
DICKY GETS TRICKED
>no vana firing
>no vana tears to get my cock hard
Fuck off sugar
Fuck the apprentice
Richard is obviously the best
Noooooo
That qt smile :3
>Tfw you lack the determination and grit of joseph
How do i get motivated?
>>63719233
This desu
Sorry tricky dicky, but we needed a woman and a shitskin in the final. BBC rules, ya know.
>>63718836
>>63718968
>>63719185
Been calling this shit all thread
Well Joseph wins outright, Alan realises in the final week that Vana's proposal is shit and just gives the job to Joseph for free
RIP Richard, you were too good for this world.
>Firing the best candidate so you can have "muh gender equality" in the final
If the prize was still a 100k apprenticeship Richard would have steamrolled it.
Shame they didn't change the tasks to match the prize.
>>63719212
He's probably gambled more than you'll ever earn.
>>63719182
why live
>>63719264
Shit skin?
She's clearly white
Oh fuck I forgot there was another episode
It's absolute bullshit someone that low class is in the final.
I mean, a bloody American. What has this show come to?
joes gonna pound varnas cunt tonight
>fired contestants get to spend the episode fucking up the successful one's businesses
Final episode is best episode.
Someone check if there are apps that do gaming and dating in one, since if it is already stated it would be available now right?
>Vana gets Richard in her team next week
Well she's won then
>>63719289
>americans
>white
>vana picks richard for her team
See you on official britpol tomorrow for Question Time lads
the way he pointed, it's definitely joseph
GG
>>63719289
He's clearly fucking not.
CharlenexRichard OTP
>>63719279
The 100k apprentice didn't really work since Lord Sugar only kept some of them for a few weeks
Joseph is gonna shank that bitch in the final. Then bury is head in a mountain of coke.
Vana has excessive body hair
>>63719264
He has more European heritage than you
>>63719307
Disgrace to be honest
Fucking yank fucks need to fuck right the fuck off
Is the dating app really called Match?
I can see how Vanas idea would work, but what would stop other, bigger dating companies from copying it?
>>63719353
Playdate
I bet on Vana in the 3rd week.
:)
>>63719329
To my knowledge, the final boardroom is done just before the final actually airs, which is why it's never in the preview for the final
>>63719353
It was called Playdate during the interviews.
>>63719348
Good.
think gangrape will come back for the last episode?
>>63719348
I like a good solid bush on a woman
>>63719337
I always do this, then forget the finger the following week.
>>63719340
Blue eyes ,brown hair ,olive skin
How I that not white, what is she then?
>interest rates going up
shit's gonna hit the fan for a load of people lads, none of whom are me
>>63719357
These companies really don't care about doing that. The most successful apps do one thing and concentrate on just that.
But there may be some that create a new app to do it.
>>63719348
My penis just twitched reading this
>tfw you'll never push poor drunken Vana (not roofied her) hair to the side and smell her neck.
This is bullshit the last task Charlene will ruin it all and so will that ugly albanian.
>>63719428
Unlikely to make much difference
Why is the bloody Indian always on the YourFired panel?
>>63719498
He's the BBC's latest meme
>>63719498
He's a Sri Lankan you transphobic pig!
>inb4 dack jee gives her a pair of socks
>>63719498
Quotas
>>63719357
because its fundamentally a bad idea.
dating services have either one of two things: a niche (eg christian dating, high earners, gay hookups, married partners looking for affairs), or it has a massive userbase.
her plan wont be able to cultivate a userbase quickly enough, as it does not have a niche target audience. also, the idea of it being a blind date is shit, and some of the game ideas she proposed sound a bit shitty too. 'gamification' is a fun area of tech, but actually 'playing games' with a stranger is nothing that you cant already do...
ps PEEP SHOW TIME CHAPS
>>63719510
He is literally darker then any negro I've ever encountered.
He ain't funny either. Every week it's always
> I didn't think you should have been fired. I really liked you...
What the hell was Gary's business plan?
>>63719543
>he hasnt already seen peep show
>>63719498
Britain is diverse and multicultural you stupid goy
>>63719576
Remember the DJ at your cousin's wedding?
That, but somehow making the entire world want it
>>63719576
Garys voice was so boring that you literally couldn't focus on the plan.
Something about holograms
JOE'S TEAM WAS SHIT
SHIT
Confirmed for losing
>>63719543
It would have to be a call and not text. You can't game and type.
Not a bad idea as an icebreaker type thing desu,
>>63719576
2pac and Miku holograms for everyone
Charlene BTFO again.
Scrubs up well though
I wonder when JoeXVana started?
Maybe during these two days?
>>63719876
It did?
>>63719910
>he doesn't know
>>63719981
Did they play board games?
>>63720054
Monopoly and Risk: Star Wars edition
>>63718849
Jesus Christ
>>63720054
They made love.
For tge second time in an empty house
>>63720054
how do you think Vana got the idea?
>plays monopoly with joe
>falls in love
