ITT ask /tv/ questions that don't deserve their own thread
I'll start. Why does my wife's son keep calling me monica?
My wife's son turn out to be a black baby, what happened?
sounds like my mom's husband OP
>>63733431
Why did you trick me into watching Anitchrist?
I love long drawn out cinematography as much as anyone else, but I thought I was going to get disturbed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pd6yO-jBRo [Embed]
>Disney secures Cinerama Dome (one of most illustrious movie theaters in L.A.) to show Star Wars for first two weeks
>Deadniggeruno (already) has two other weeks showing Hateful 8 in the same location
>Disney buys their two weeks directly before Niggeruno
>Disney then demands that the theater company allow them to use their screens for the entire holiday period, including entire two weeks Tarantino contracted for Hateful 8
>Management company is the dominant theater chain operating in Los Angeles, rejects dishonoring agreement already in place with TarantinyWHITEPENOS
>Disney demands that Tarantino lose all of his screens, all of his days, and they be given the slot or the theater company will be blacklisted from showing Star Wars on any screen of their 300+ theaters
The mega kikes at Disney are literally racketeering the entire city of Los Angeles into putting KEK WARS on virtually every profitably located screen and showtime in the city from now until Jesus rises on Easter day. They are trying to mob tarantino's movie into a grave entirely, and probably his entire career. They are willing to BLACKLIST the city of Los Angeles, withholding their Shilling-Vehicle of jewish tricks to surpass Metal Gear from a majority of theaters until they are allowed absolute and exclusive access to the all of the finest venues in the city, on demand.
The unoposting is fucking astroturf, and that has been obvious since the Unknown elder forces of Disney began pushing a clip from the tyra banks show as a l'epic chan meme for all the l3370rz.
I hope the neo/pol/sters don't think ironic forum-sliding for Disney and no financial compensation is so cool that they prefer to actively assist billionaire Kikelords in their quest to achieve a monolithic distribution of high-grossing, blanket turbo-cucking of the entire nation.
>>63733105
What's going on here?
>>63733105
Why they doing this? The film was going to be MASSIVE either way with all the uncontrolled hype lately, it seems kinda pointless.
Maybe Quentin Tarantino should have moved his move up or pushed it back like literally every other studio in all of Hollywood.
Literally the biggest movie launch in history and he tries to compete with it using some shit tier western spoof.
What the fuck /tv/
Nearly everyone who died deserved it.
She's cute, but that penis is a little masculine for my tastes.
>>63732944
Not the kid who was into Angela
Will anyone ever be this based?
>>63732864
Yes, there is someone else this based.
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!
>>63732864
>/tv/ will never go back to Jersey Shore days
The board was legitimately the funniest place on the internet in those times
based on degenerates?
Is this the best physique an actor (that didn't start as an athlete/bodybuilder) has ever achieved for a role?
>>63732861
MY NAME
>>63732861
Not the best but it's good enough for people to like.
Hugh Jackman and Brad Pitt were more fit
Can we talk about the best sitcom ever made?
What was your favorite episode?
Why don't they make shows like this anymore?
>>63732767
That isnt Star Wars
>>63732767
seasons with francis in the academy are best. then half the show is rubbish.
the show is red-pilled on women
-Lois admits that she was fucked by four men at the same time
-Kitty acknowledged her nature and once she understood that she has no longer the means to sustain her hedonism and histrionism, she went back to her husband
-all men are complete betas
-the various gf of malcolm and reese are just waiting to be sluts
-other girls in the show are callous and just want to hurt other girls
-the blonde whore in malcom's class loves to be fucked by her chinese lover
-staceys want to make their QB bfs puke in kissing reese
-promotion of BBC in the episode with the Netherlands girls
-Lois also admits that she loves sex and that sex is what keeps any marriage going.
and like any woman, she does not like to be called a whore
-Alison and some other girl were shared by the two brothers
>> best family sitcom
>> NOT all in the family
pepe.jpg
I don't have a phone.
>>63732644
holy shit that is awful, can the real ghostbusters show up now.
Hollywood....So they can reboot more classic movies
what does /tv/ think of the speed racer movie?
Its honestly really good imo
The visuals are fantastic too, final race is GOAT
>>63732479
what ps3 game is this
The physics kind of pissed me off and then the quality of the rip I had wasn't very good so I dropped it because the story was a bit cheap feeling on top of those two problems I already had. It does look beautiful though and I'll give it another shot some day.
>movie starts
>this guy shows up
>holy fucking shit
>that charisma
>that charm
>feels like the perfect star wars character
>steals every scene he's in
>...
>suddenly disappears
>doesn't come back until the very end of the movie where he shows up to fly a plane and shoot a thing and not say or do anything
Did he even fucking meet Rey? What the fuck why didn't we get the three of them interacting as a team? Rey is going to be offtraining with Lukein Ep VIII so she'll never interact with him
What about the force even awoke except forRey knowing every force trick in the book despite NO TRAINING
>>63731896
Because they really want to push daisy Ridley and Boyega. What the flick did a review and talked about Daisy being a star and in the middle of the convo, the guy couldn't even remember her name.
>>63731955
But why did Rey reject all his advances then?
How many characters were in this movie?
Two? Less?
Say what you want about him, but at least he had a creative imagination and was able to come up with new interesting and unique concepts. People trashed things like midichlorians, jar jar, and podracing, but at least they were completely new ideas, not just the exact same plot rehashed. Basically Lucas is the ultimate "ideas guy", he is a factory that pumps out ideas, some great, some terrible. He just sucks at filtering out the bad ideas from the good ones, and is bad in execution. When he has someone to tell him which ideas are good and which are bad, as well as assist in directing, he can produce a masterpiece. When he's all alone with no assistance, is a confused mess. Nevertheless, its still more talent than someone who just rehashes the LITERAL EXACT SAME CONCEPT.
I agree. Lucas is an inconsistent visionary, and Abrams is a talentless hack.
>2 days after release of TFA I actually unironically start missing Lucas
And I thought it was just a meme.
>>63731433
Tbh whatever horseshit he shit out would've been 1000 times more creative and interesting than a new hope reboot w/ cameos
So what did you think of the Peep Show finale?
>>63730669
Guess I'll post this again tomorrow when Brits aren't asleep.
shit desu senpai and why are people still making xvid avi encodes in the year twenty fifteen?
>>63730963
I dunno, I just wanted a screencap of the final shot for the thread.
HE FUCKING DID IT, HE REALLY FUCKING DID IT
HE KEKED THE WHITE RACE
/tv/ BTFO LIKE WE HAVE NEVER SEEN
>>63728949
I've never and will never give a dime to him. And who is he to discuss the perversion of the American Dream when he already got his and made millions off of awful movies?
We know it was real, they did a fucking reading of the script on stage.
WARM
New episode of American Horror Story tonight.
>old people shooting themselves in the head
kek
Absolutely beautiful
Holy fuck the Tranny is so boring. Can we please just focus on Kathy Bates?
This guy is more based and can easily BTFO literally everyone in the whole SW franchise
prove me wrong
It's getting cold, isn't it?
Bump
come on, you fuckin SW manchildren
Now that the dust has settled can we all agree that it was shit?
The dust is far from settled, but god yes.
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>>63727917
whats wrong with you faggots? does it hurt that much to agree with a popular opinion? why so contrarian?
It was alright.