Proof that old people hate new things
>>63741065
The older you are, the more you've seen. With every passing year you become less easily impressed and It's harder and harder to sell you derivative garbage disguised as le new and le hip. This doesn't need "proofs", it's just how it is.
Or maybe it's because old people acknowledge that they saw this movie before, it was called Star Wars: A New Hope
>Males 18370
>Females 1499
And I thought women liked Star Wars as much as men do...
ITT: we come up with a meme to end baneposting
I rate the movie a solid 5 out of 7
When kylo ren started fucking up the control panels i cringed so hard
>>63741104
that's not a meme
So let me get this straight,The newcomer protagonist kicks the main antagonist's butt on the very first installation of the trilogy?
Where the fuck can we go from here? That's retarded amateur level of screenwriting. It's like ifLuck would have almost killed Vader in ANH.
Fuck I miss George.
>>63741020
He was wounded
>>63741039
And she's a literal nobody from planet shithole
Kylo Ren is not Darth Vader.
He's supposed to be a different kind of villain.
For one thing that isnt a direct copy of A New Hope (but is of Revan and Jaycen Solo, but whatever) he's pretty hated.
It's like you bitch about how TFA was a direct clone but when something isnt a direct copy you critizise that also.
I'm starting to side with the film and the normies that like it after reading all of you faggots posts ranting about anything.
I just finished it 10 minutes ago at the cinema.it was fucking atrocious and I am so mad
Now what?
>>63740906
now... we shitpost
why didn't you like it?
I personally enjoyed it but hated the script - terrible forced humour and memes that sounded like modern day humans talking rather than the grand epic and romantic style of the others.
>>63740906
>He actually paid JJ in cash.
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
IT WAS SAID YOU'D DESTROY THE PREQUELS, NOT JOIN THEM. BRING BALANCE TO THE SAGA, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS
YOU WERE MY CHILDHOOD DISNEY, I LOVED YOU
>>63740841
LE haha!
Upvoated!
FUCKING back to >>>/r/eddit
I want reddit to leave
>>63740867
Stop being so glib
>>63740841
Anakin brought balance to the force by destroying the close-minded, elitist, orphan-children-brainwashing Jedi. He was the true hero of the series, a real human bing, and a good friend.
Daily reminder that 45 years old dying Darth Vader was played by 78 years old actor
Darth was a smoker
>>63740829
he was an old guy
Is there something wrong with that?
Better than using cgi or some shit to get the point across.
This is comfy as fuck, why is no one ever mentioning this?
wonderballs haha
>>63740703
Where can I watch? Need a comf ass show.
>>63740731
it's on kickass
"DID TOLKEIN WRITE JUVENILE TRASH?"
http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20151215-did-tolkien-write-juvenile-trash
Judging by some of the fanboys I've seen here (mainly from Australia), Tolkien did not not write juvenile trash.
I guess the Tolkien fanboys are too busy shitposting about Star Wars.
There is literally not a single well written character in the whole series. Of course it's trash.
>>63740912
I love Tolkien and can't stand Star Wars.
The article you posted actually defends Tolkien's work, so I don't see what your point is or what you expect to happen in this thread.
Prepare your anuses folks.
You all are fucking retarded contrarian manchildren go fuck a hooker and you'll feel better. At the very least go ask your mum for a hug because autistic people convinced you that the prequel trilogy was actually good and you hate the new Star Wars. Implying she'd give you one because you smell like piss and are living in the basement and you dropped out of HS and you are 28.
There are people on /tv/ RIGHT NOW who unironically are starting to MISS the prequels. This will further intensify until we go full dubs, and people will start LOVING the prequels just like they started HATING them after the RDL thingy.
Prepare yourself, idiot contrarian manchildren are coming.
Literally go to reddit if this site triggers you this badly
sage
>>63740645
These are the kind of replies I want. I can't even tell if you are actually serious posting this, or if this is just some thing you do to entertain yourself.
>>63740759
Shut up and go back to Reddit
At what point did you walk out of the screening?
WhenHan died
When that ape came on screen
>>63740601
when i noticed i was watching an episode iv remake, demanded my money back and went home to watch the actual Star Wars
No.
Nothing in common.
Big Guy Star
>>63740614
Force You
>>63740594
Its not a new death star because its a base built into a portion of a living planet.
85% of the planet is still planet and not base.
F L O P
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>>63740584
Blunder of the century
>>63740584
people ACTUALLY thought it could beat avatar LOL
>>63740584
And that 1.97 million doesnt even account for taxes LOL
I can make more money managing a Subway.
Was it just me or does Finn get knocked over on his ass an inordinate amount of times in the movie? He seemingly spends half his screen time getting up off the ground.
I can think of six nonconsecutive occasions (probably missing some) he had to pick himself up, or have someone pick him up, after getting knocked down.
They should call him Chumbawamba.
>>63740483
It's a poetic device telling us that no matter how much African-Americans try, the system knocks them on their ass and stop them from succeeding
>>63740483
To bad nobody finnishes him off
Haven't seen the movie yet but, by chance, does he sag his pants like most young blacks?
If so, there's your answer. I mean, them niggas can hardly walk normal with their pants like that so it wouldn't surprise me that they would fall on the ground regularly.
No one ever said it would be a 10/10 film
and they were right
i think it's a decent 7. it's flawed, but it's good.
It's like a 7/10
Empire 9/10
Jedi 9/10
ANH 8.5/10
TFA 7/10
Rots 7/10
TPM 6/10
AOTC 5.5/10
>AWESOMETACULAR
haters completely BTFO, the most important YT movie critic just gave TFA his highest possible score. How does this make you feel /tv/ ?
>>63740406
wow reddit:the critic liked the ultimate reddit flick i cant believe it!
>>63740406
>YT movie critic
I like Jahns but he isn't trustworthy when it comes to blockbusters, he gave Ultron the same grade.
He did kinda shit on JW though so he's not all bad.
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