where can I watch a shitty cam version of the movie?
infoslash.net
scroll to the bottom where you see a link to stream
>>63744034
i can't wait to watch the shitty cam version so i can bash it all day on /tv/ without having paid to see it
Very soon there will be lot of torrents and if you wait a a week or two there will probably be a telesync
>guy tells Lucas they want to make episode 7 basically ANH 1.1
>So what did you think about the idea George?
>It's uh, it will please the fans...
How did George react when they told him they threw his ideas away to remake his thirty-year-old ideas instead?
>>63744087
but in this one there's a female and a dindu! completely different!
>>63744087
pic related
![un-boeing-en-cosplay-de-R2-D2-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/77WEofy.jpg "un-boeing-en-cosplay-de-R2-D2-2[1]")
What did trigger him to wake up ?
the patriarchy
The plot
eMidichlorians
alsodiggin your digits, check mine
V > VI > IV = VII >>>>>>>> III > I > II.
IV = V > VI > I > II > III > VII
Release order is the defining quality order.
New Hope introduced characters that were fresh and likable along with a solid hero's journey story. Could not have been improved upon.
Empire continued a perfect movie with a perfect sequel, all but unheard of at the time.
Return marked the first dip in quality with some glaring plot holes, recycled dangers (Death Star 2.0!) and dopey Ewoks. Still, good movie.
Phantom Menace dared to try something new. Explaining the science of the Force, delving into the Republic itself, exploring alternate forms of lightsabers... ultimately it was a clusterfuck of a failure, but it was still new direction. It benefits more from the crap that followed.
Clone Wars took all of the things that was wrong with Menace and just focused on them. The tedium of Republic bureaucracy, the raping of cherished childhood figures (le Yoda fite!), disposable low-threat villains with stupid names...
Sith was the ultimate achievement of shitty trilogy ends. Anakin's character arc turns abruptly and fakely. Yoda slips and falls momentarily in a duel and uninjured decides to go into hiding for 20 years and let the Galaxy be taken over. Younglings. Mace Dindu immediately being more powerful than the Emperor for no good reason. The whole movie is only remembered for the very long fight scene between Anakin and Obi Wan, and even that was pretty awful with half of the time them twirling lightsabers nowhere near one another, and ended in the most ludicrous memetacular way ever. Highground.
Awakens. As shit as the prequels were, at least Lucas tried something new. It was all the wrong direction, but it still was a NEW direction. Awakens is just New Hope only worse in every single way. It even tops the prequels for managing to shit on beloved parts of the franchise.
>>63743896
> I > II
V > IV > VII > III > VI > II > I
ITT: movies the critics got wrong
>pic related has a 68 rt score. Think about this for a second. Shit like jurrasic world and the Avengers was higher rated then this masterpiece
>this is worse than star wars: TFA according to IMDB and rottentomatoes
fuck em
>>63743915
>there are only 41 movies in the entire history of cinema that are better than TFA according to IMDB
>there are only 3 movies better than the Dark Knight
That website is a fucking joke
Go away you degenerate canuck homo
I think people are truly UNDERRATING this. I can see some of the rehash comments but the characters man, the characters...This movie is a fucking labor of love. I think it easily dethrones Return for me and I can see it being right at the top or interchangeable with the two at the top.
>>63743709
>A labor of love
Han Solo dying and falling down a shaft of a base that explodes later is not love, it's insulting and quite honestly tasteless. And leaving 30 years of events unexplained makes this movie more fanfiction than canon.
Was he right?
explain the plot to me i have no interest in seeing it because i'm not a big star wars fan
What are the saddest episodes of comedy shows?
Pic fucking related. This was a genuine 10/10 episode.
>>63743539
DATS NOT STAR WARS DELETE THIS
What is this from?
>>63744826
Scrubs S1E4, "My Old Lady"
It's on Netflix.
It's one of the best episodes of the 21st century. You won't regret checking it out.
Why is this allowed?
>>63743525
Jews
This is literally JUST the type of rehash I was expecting, it's nothing but a glib facsimile.
If Star Wars was all I had access to as a child in terms of sci-fi I probably would become one of those crazy fanboys, but thankfully I had access to anime from very early on in my youth years that my mental balance is very stable.
Seriously, if you have watched Akira, you'd realize just how sophisticated anime is and it blows away anything Star Wars would have to offer.
A lot of people mention Ghost In The Shell, which has just enough of sexuality in the mix to draw in the western audience I suppose but I must say that Ghost In The Shell is not even in my top 10 anime, not even close, that's just how deep the world of anime is.
Some anime is so disturbingly mature like Fractale that I wish it would challenge the system and submit it as a Drama category in the Oscars just to bitchslap the snotty Academy.
It's not just the level of maturity and sophistication anime has, it's also quite original, entertaining, and visually fantastic. I would regard anime as the highest form of cinema art-form.
But hey, me preaching about anime won't do you any good, you gotta go out and see it for yourself just how much you are missing.
The recent one I would recommend to check out is Sword Art Online which is light and easy to get into anime for the first time yet appreciate it as much, but if you want the heavy stuff right off the line check out Guilty Crown in which the plot is so complex and twisted that you'll need extra oxygen pumped into your brain in order to comprehend everything, and if you want amazing visuals and a gripping drama that also has awesome mecha battles Aldnoah.Zero is the shit.
Seriously, if you know anime like I do, Star Wars looks like it's something for kids.
>>63743525
Jews
>Kidnapped since early childhood and brainwashed/trained into a killing machine
>Has loads of charisma and knows what a boyfriend is
Shouldn't F1NN be a complete social retard devoid of emotion?Inb4 someone says that describes me
Nice projection faggot
Special Forces are killing machine weirdos, but most of them do have social skills.
He'd have to interact with officers, civvie staff and other Stormtroopers. Being in the army is a life without privacy.
Who knows what kind of training they had. Maybe it was great fun :^)
So let me get this straight, the new villains of Star Wars are
>Adolf Huxler
>Kylo 'Edgelord' Ren
>Captain 'I'm only in this movie for SJW purposes' Phasma
and
>Kim Jong Snoke?
Yes.
Honestly I liked Hux and Ren more than any other characters but that's not saying much.
>>63743465
>but thats not saying much
there's that meme again
Would you rather go see Star Wars tonight, or drink a big cup of cum?
>1 vote for cup of cum
I'd just watch the movie.
Depends if the cum was warm or not though, cold cum is awful.
already bought tickets
might trade them for a blowjob
just have to find someone who will let me blow them to get rid of the tix
Rather drink the cum straight from the big black source desu
Was he autistic?
Yes.
>>63743173
>this doubt
https://youtu.be/Jf-0O0TCwpg
this vidya is just same as what is he doing in this movie
>>63743173
Spoiler you images, asshole
Was coruscant one of the planets the starkiller blew up?Does that mean they actually killed off Jar Jar?
Jar Jar lives on Naboo now.
He even has the last like in RotJ when he yells out WESSA FREE.
Yeah they said it was the Republic capital
>>63743170
>buildings all over the place
>no continuity
>different architecture
this is what americans think of a futuristic city with no zoning laws or planning permission
Can we have a discussion on why they have completely just dropped in quality?
>>63743098
Wrong, BBC is always good.
>>63743113
/who/fags not welcome
they have top gear without the hammond/may/clarkson broship, fampai.
Hey /tv/ can you recommend me a nice documentary on the ottoman empire ?
Bonus points if it explains a bit about civilian life.
>>63743033
You dont need to know anything about them dirty turkmen other than they got their asses fucking handed to them
>>63743033
midnight express
![Trooper_helmet_EP7_02[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iOHpIHd.jpg "Trooper helmet EP7 02[1]")
