Why do they look so weird and goofy? Literally couldn't tell if they were ayyliens or some shit.
One word: Millennials
ever since cumberbatch, weird is the new hot
>>63739541
That's just how britbongs look.
REDDIT BTFO
>>63739482
haah waaw
get fucked star wars lovers
Literal shit tier, considering paid reviews and everything
Actually it should be lower if reddit reviewers weren't retarded
>>63739482
more like disney btfo
6 billion dorraridos well spent
So is Rey a Skywalker confirmed?
>>63739370
she's a kenobi
The evidence I have put together is as follows:
-Trailer quote from Luke: The Force is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. My sister has it. You have that power, too.
-Rey is a natural with technology: Like Anakin building C3PO or Luke working on the moisture farm.
-Rey is a natural pilot: Like Luke was with Rouge Leader and Anakin was 'I'll try spinning that's a good trick."
-Rey is incredibly gifted with the force: More so than Kylo, a Skywalker.
-Rey's visions: Rey has visions when touching Anakin's lightsaber about the Skywalker's past.
-Rey being stranded: Rey being stranded on a desert planet craving adventure, a parallel with the two other Skywalkers.
-Maz Kanata: Maz Kanata says that she's seen Rey's eyes 'a thousand times' and Anakin's lightsaber was meant for her.
What do you think /tv/?
>>63739510
Kanata said that to Finn not to rey famm..
![Bigger%20Luke%20Logo%20[B-W]%20350x350[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/RHko42Q.png "Bigger%20Luke%20Logo%20[B-W]%20350x350[1]")
What does /tv/ think of the Bigger Luke Hypothesis?
>the theory that in the original Star Wars films there is a slightly larger version of Luke
Skywalker (or Mark Hamill as some Bigger Luke Theorists would posit) alongside regular Luke Skywalker.
http://biggerluke.wikidot.com/
>>63739368
Literally autism
He's Snoke.
The Bigger Luke became Snoke.
Or alternatively The Smaller Luke became Snoke and made his hologram big to compensate.
Would you watch a Filthy Frank movie?
MACANA DONARU
>let's just go to burger king
no
literally 2 hours of le ey boss meme
no because all he does now is dick around with his fuckass friends
i miss the old papa franku where it was purely a 3-5 minute rant video (with the occasional red dick cameo)
I didn't understand the point of this flick desu
>>63739323
Want sum fuk?
Do you have a BENNIS?
>>63739323
duty, honor, respect. you know, things women can't understand
Did your movie theater burst out laughing when they saw dumbo the flying elephant face /tv/?
>>63739249
No, I don't think they saw you at my theater
>>63739271
adam pls
wear solid snake headband but over your ears
he got an ear pinning right
I guarantee you he's the happiest guy in Hollywood right now.
Abrams brought back the fans, delivered a fun movie that both critics and the general audience can enjoy, but he also played it incredibly safe, leaving a large hole for a fresh narrative to fill. Now as long as Rian doesn't drop the ball and comes up with a decent new storyline FANS WILL EAT IT UP. He's set up perfectly to capitalize on the reaction to TFA.
I think you mean a glib fascimile
>>63739322
>Delivered a glib fascimilie that both critics and the general audience can enjoy
Better?
Except all the positive reviews are admitting its just a knockoff of ANH, but still going "positive" because "star wars ecksdee"
Miss me yet?
Not really.
>>63739177
DUBS
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I do
Is The Force Awakens possibly the most disappointing release in cinema history?
no it's not you contrarian faggot, it's a great star wars sequel
>>63739159
No, because I had zero expectations from JewJew.
>>63739172
>sequel
I don't think you know the meaning of that word.
post titles with your chart
Get some fucking taste.
Film is the highest form of art
>female friend messages me
>Hey Anon, do you like Star Wars? A friend of mine got sick and been wondering if you want her ticket
>immediately agree
>we meet at the theatre and make the exchange
>she starts to leave, ask her why
>Oh I dont have a ticket for myself, I don't even care about these movies, see ya
>sit through the mediocre movie while silently torturing myself
So how did you spend your TFA day?
cant even get friendzoned properly
totally alonezoned
>>63739018
she wanted you to buy her a ticket you giant faggot. you just missed your chance to get major ass during a shitty movie. go fuck yourself.
>>63739043
>buy her a ticket when it has been sold out for two months
What if he wasn't the the Chosen One?
He meant to be the strongest Jedi in the Universe yet his own Master beat him
He never had any incredible Jedi ability that made him stand out.
>>63738829
He was the chosen one. He only lost because Obi Wan had the high ground.
I always found that weird too, especially considering he was able to slaughter hundreds of jedi at the temple yet couldn't stand against his master (who couldn't even best Dooku on two outings).
I kekd when Rey told her cousin he'll never be as powerful as Darth Vader couldn't help but think of the high ground
With all the Star Wars hype and trolls, i didn't saw anyone talking about the season 2 final of MOTHERFUCKIN FARGO. So guys, what do you think about it, and the whole season ?
Is that meth damon
>>63738942
he's fat damon now
>>63738942
Yup.
>>63738813
Finale was pretty poor. Whole lot of nothing.
Season as a whole was fucking great, everything through episode 9 was great. Despite the weak ending I liked it more than S1, though S1's finale was much more impressive.
The full-blown reveal of aliens was pretty stupid. I liked the not-so-subtlety where you knew there was something weird happening but never saw them. Also,Bear died far too quick, he was my favorite of the brothers as he seemed pretty level-headed and rational, but all he does is get hit, fuck up at the police station, and then hit brains sent flying.
I hope S3 keeps this season's pace but does a finale right like S1.
Tell me /tv/, how did we go from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAfusw-FyTw ...
...to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XMy9WeI_fw
...to THIS https://youtu.be/4ESOrF_u1hg?t=42s
To this?
