STAR WARS BTFO
I'm willing to bet TFA, for all it's glibness, is a more entertaining movie than Mad Max
seems accurate. Both are great but Fury Road is a technically superior movie, especially in the storytelling and pacing department
What was the point of this character?
Pandering for the Boba Fett autists.
>boba fett with a vagina
>>63742894
whats the point of the movie?
>tfw bazinga got sex
>tfw snoke is his actual name
>>63742880
Did he really? Link to deflowering scene pls
>>63742930
I can't find a video yet but here's one of him cucking Stephen Merchant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iere1i3b8h0
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
NOTHIN'S EVER GONNA KEEP YOU DOWN
A YOUNG BOY
Everybody wants to be a master. Everybody wants show their skills.
Now that The Force Awakens is old news, let's take a look at the next one, what we know so far:
>Star Wars: Episode VIII
>Release Date: May 26th, 2017
>Directed by Rian Johnson (Director of Looper and Brick)
>Script written by Rian Johnson
>John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Mark Hamill are confirmed to return
>Filming will start in March 2016 at Pinewood Studios
critics will call it the second coming of The Empire Strikes Back
>>63742716
Cant wait for that one to be spoiled 2 days before the US release as well.
Stay mad, child.
>>63742716
Implying the release date wont be pushed up to May 4th
LISTEN ALL Y'ALL IT'S A SABOTAGE
IT'S SABOTAGE
>>63742710
More likable cast than Star Wars
Russian kid is cool, Doctor is cool, Kirk is awesome.
>>63742710
that song probably sounds retro as fuck to kids listening to it now.
>let's cut a turbine engine in half
most retarded shit ive ever seen
and yes I know this was the original design
it was scrapped for a good reason
>It's actually a turbine
Nice meme
>complaining about gay shit like this
This is why normies won't take us seriously when we say TFA sucked balls
>>63742711
>LE NORMIES GET OUT ROOOOO XD
Thoughts on The Walk /tv/?
>>63742585
He literally caused 9/11
>>63742585
why did they delay this film for so many years? the buildings haven't been there since 2001. How did they get past reshoots?
what did he mean by that walk?
So who the hell was he supposed to be? Literally had about 30 seconds of screen time.
An old ally
>>63742552
Resistance sympathiser.
How did you not get that you fucking spastic
What a waste of talent. Max is a great actor.
Why are not many reviews bringing up the fact that TFA is literally a carbon copy of A New Hope?
I think you mean glib facsimile
>>63742537
Shills
>>63742537
Because its not.
You are a retard who is just jumping on the bandwagon of shit posters.
>freaks out over a comrade dying in his arms, thus beginning his spiral towards redemption
>proceeds to casually slaughter hundreds of former comrades roughly 10 minutes later without batting an eye
Niggers gonna nig
Yea felt like they didnt need be so gratuitous about killing all the storm troopers there, a few lads scared away from attacking, or implied casualities would have been mpre tasteful... mind you they just slaughtered a village of women and children...killing the fucking planet ship was a bit over board too...
>>63742438
illuminati
Outta my way
Star Wars fucking shits
Is that Airwolf?
>>63742419
DAT
FUCKING
THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIoSPevvsds
>>63742437
Indeed it is.
>John Boyega announced as Star Wars main cast in April 2014
>/tv/ spends one and a half years losing their shit about "a nigger being cast in muh star wars"
>he actually turns out to be a well-written and well-acted character, definitely the best of the new cast
How does that make you feel?
>definitely the best of the new cast
That's Adam Driver.
>best of the new cast
better than ridley for sure, but my boi oscar?
I hope he fucks Rey, he deserves it after doing all that shit
Luke did I ever tell you about the time where you made a 30 second appearance at the end of the movie and didn't say a word? It was ashit ending
>second billing
>Every previous movie, including prequels, was a separate closed story with compensating ending scene, not a shitty cliffhanger
Bravo JJ, you truly feel the spirit of Star Wars.
>>63742426
You sound like the type of cunt who complains Ep 7 didnt exactly mirror up to earlier trilogies in certain ways but will also slate it for similar story mechanisms.
Sort your life out mate
What were the best rumors that didn't pan out? I was rather disappointed we didn't get blank lightsabers, cyborg Luke and Luke's worldbreaking duel.
>>63742219
>blank lightsaber
Snoke being Plagueis
Kylo Ren being a Revan fan
>no Luuuuuke
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