Kylo Ren kills Luke Skywalker
Enjoy the movie lads!
>>63751103
That's not Han Solo.
What did he mean by this?
>>63751583
WOuld have been more emotional if he said "sorry" instead of "thank you"
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Was this the best movie of 2015?
>>63750936
It had the best Waifu of 2015
>>63750936
man 2015 was not great
ew no
![bd450218-f5ca-48c9-8cf1-3d39f613905f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uBjNqPS.jpg "bd450218-f5ca-48c9-8cf1-3d39f613905f[1]")
Find a flaw.
Malcolm sucked
>>63750695
there is no flaw
Find a flaw.
How did the terminator know how to use all past technology and the adresses of people called sarah connor but not that plasma guns arent a thing yet?
> written by James "Cluck" Cameron
found the answer
>>63750759
>talking shit about /tv/'s favorite based director
hello reddit
inb4 that one autistic plasma rifle pasta
1. Are these suits just ready and waiting to go for anyone who got burnt alive?
2. Are there people out there who get confused for Vader because they too got burnt and need a suit to keep them alive?
3. Why was he restrained like Frankenstein's Monster?
>>63750593
1. no
2. no
3. it was a reference to frankenstein's monster
>>63750593
next time when you watch it, stop fucking around on your phone and pay attention. Sheev clearly says he made it for him.
>>63750593
see
>>63750652
BASED GEORGE was paying homage to Frankenstein, pure pottery
Why do you hate me /tv/?
>>63750515
he is just like us
>>63750515
Are you racists pricks not ashamed of you own kind when you look at Tarantino then talk shit about Boyega?
>>63750515
Wow. He has not aged well.
>Death Star shoots a laser beam to destroy other star systems
>The laser beam does not take thousands of year to reach its target
Why, JJ?
>>63750371
It's faster than the speed of light
>>63750371
because nobody cares about astrophysics in a children's film you sperg
>>63750394
then it should be invisible
BUT ITS VISIBLE
How instrumental was this guy in the universal hatred towards the Prequels.
I feel like everyone kind of didn't like it, but didn't know why. But Plinkett was the first to put it into words, why the series didn't work.
>>63750303
THATS A REALLY BIG PICTURE OP
>>63750342
for you.
Since we know Kylo Ren is Han's son, do you think Rey could be Luke's daughter?
>>63750191
We really don't know for sure yet. Thanks for the HQ photo though, have one in return.
Why is she so perfect bros?
I'll be her Daddy
>>63750191
>Marooned on a desert planet
>Silky smooth legs
2/10 Star Wars ruined.
So how is the fucking score?
It was the only saving grace of the prequels.
>>63750144
pretty meh actually.
It leaked by the way so listen for yourself. Im too lazy to get the link someone else do it
>>63750144
Pretty bad.
Complete shit.
Only okay songs are:
Snoke.mp3 and The Jedi Steps and Finale.mp3
>Supreme Leader Snoke
WHO? No, seriously, who is this guy? Why he is in charge? What the fuck? I thought rebels killed all bad guys.
literally a big cloud of smoke
>>63750130
Ok, here's my theory.
Snoke is Plagueis.
>Snoke's theme and the theme when Palpatine talks about Plagueis are identical
>He is described as "wise" by Kylo Ren
>He is physically scarred and fucked up which could be remnants from when Palpatine "killed" him
>he had the power to create life and keep people from dying
>What if Palpatine was wrong and he suspected him trying to kill him?
Well that's it!Semi non-canon part
>Palpatine and Plagueis were responsible for the creation of Anakin Skywalker so it would give Ren and Snoke a more personal relationship since Snoke essentially created his life.
>>63750130
Snoke is basically Voldemort.
When Sheev "murdered" Plagueis, Plagueis was able to shunt his life energy into a nearby female slave. 9 months later Anakin was born, mysteriously powerful with the force, as well as mysteriously predisposed to the dark side.
Only upon Anakin's death at Endor was Plagueis's spirit freed to begin slowly regrowing his body.
The affinity Ren feels for Snoke is because this creature is in fact his great-grandfather.
Star Wars the force awakens = The exact same story as the original Star Wars (Episode 4) with a grain of feminism on top of it and minus the destruction of Alderaan.
That's what fans wanted
>>63750060
>complaining about a movie you haven't seen
>>63750060
>minus the destruction of Alderaan.
So its not the same story then is it?
So since she has only like 30 seconds of screen time and 3 sentences. Doesnt even shoot a gun or do anything. Why did they market her as an important character ?
Was it just a marketing stunt to show "Look, we got stronk womyn!" ?
It was trying to force another bobby fett
>>63749977
pretty much this
>>63749957
No, it was mainly for selling toys , and attracting feminist and Game of Thrones audiences to buy tickets
>Fact: If you go to see the new star wars movie your opinion about television and film should be immediately discarded
>Fact: If you care AT ALL about the new star wars movie in any way, your opinion about television and film should be immediately discarded
>Check the catalog
Literally a board filled with pic related
Fact: stop projecting you fat faggot manchild.
>>63750045
>gets asspained about muh stirwirs
>calls other manchildren
I will refer you to the OP pic
Most people here are going to watch it at some point, faggot. Cry more.
So Star Wars is pretty much finished now right?
>>63749926
BUT I BOUT ALL THOSE PLASTIC TOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>63749926
JAR JAR ABRAMS BTFO!
>>63749926
>edgelord blogger's opinion matters
I thought it was great and enjoyed it immensely.
