>luke isn't evil
Fucking dropped
We don't know that. He didn't say anything at the end of the film.
>May 2017
>STAR WARS VIII: THE FORCE STRIKES BACK SHOOTING SCRIPT
>Opening scene - LUKE SKYWALKER and REY are standing on an island. Rey is offering Luke his OLD LIGHTSABER.
>Luke: I'm evil Rey
There, happy?
>>63742489
Luke: Rey, join me on the dark side of the force and together we will meditate on this Irish island as father and daughter.
>>63741850
After everything I've read I have zero interest in this movie.
The decisions made were for a neutral Star Wars movie. No risks or anything were made. Not having Luke be a Sith now is such s fucking stupid move.
was he just autistic?
>>63753638
yes
How old's he supposed to be?
>>63753638
Yes, that's why he got autistic meltdown when he got angry.
Are you happy, old-fat-star-wars-fan-faggots?
Complained so much about the prequels that Disney made a Episode 4 Remake with failures.
hope you enjoy it
Nobody wanted a remake, they wanted something both new and good.
That is possible.
>>63752903
>new and good
You got something new and good with the prequels, yet you fucks hated it. They were much better than this remake shit. This is all your fault. This is the future you choose.
>>63752955
>You got something new
yes
>and good
no
goober
Really?
He isn't even involved with the next 2 films.
Also
>religion
>star wars
I genuinely don't even
>islam
>in an alien galaxy
>a long time ago
Someone tell this retard Mohammed hadn't even appeared when SW takes place
>promoting religion
>scientist makes a great discovery
>takes the phone
>"give me the president"
dumb frogposter
>scientist explains the current situation and how the current discovery can change everything for better or worst
>"in english please"
>character falls from a great height
>'let's not do that again'
>it aint me starts playing
New SWfag here, I'm about to watch Ep.5 in a minute, but let me get this straight. By "force" they mean metaphorically "the force of god" or god, right? Or the yin-yang and this kind of stuff right?
No, the force is actually hereditary as evidenced by midichlorians (which are an aryan trait)
>>63752325
wrong, the force is the living force of everything, its everywhere and in everyone, the midichlorians just measure how easily and effectively you can manipulate it
it probably depends on if your dumb enough to care about the prequils.
Which movie review site is better, Rotten Tomatoes or IMDB?
IMDB
>>63751788
Both are Cancer, but r/t and it's users are way more pretentious
I prefer metacritic.
What was the point?
getting GoTfags to buy tickets.
also, cool toy.
>>63751763
trash the compactor
>>63751763
political agendas
>I saw the new Star Wars movie, “Star Wars: The Force Awakens,” on Tuesday afternoon at one of the most mysterious, secretive movie screenings I’ve attended in my 12 years or so as a movie critic. It was worth the intrigue and the wait. The movie, while far too chickified (just like America), delivers. I’ve been careful not to give away any spoilers on this page or below, but I posted a link below to another page with the spoilers. There are some big ones.
>This new, reinvigorated Star Wars movie isn’t better or nearly as good as the original 1977 Star Wars movie or “Return of the Jedi” (the third installment). But it was never going to be. That’s just not possible. And this one is good enough. I enjoyed it thoroughly, though I thought at least 15 minutes (and maybe a little more) could have been lopped off of the 135-minute movie. There were some slow parts, though they were few and far between.
>The movie has all the bells and whistles you would expect from a Star Wars movie: the “In a Galaxy Far, Far Away” opening crawl; lightsabers (and lightsaber fights); TIE fighters, the Millennium Falcon, and assorted spaceships (including an Evil Empire spacecraft far larger than the Death Star);and the usual alien bar scene, some humor, lots of great special effects, beautiful cinematography, a terrific soundtrack (including the familiar Star Wars theme, but, unfortunately, the Darth Vader theme a/k/a “The Imperial March” isn’t in this, since Vader died in “Return of the Jedi”), and a clear and easy-to-understand story and plot.
>Most important and something I expect from Star Wars fare–the main reason I like it: there are the usual, clear-cut villains and heroes (though there is some inner fighting between the forces of the Dark Side and the Light in the conscience of at least one character), and the good guys win; the bad guys lose. And, as in all Star Wars movies, it’s a David v. Goliath victory. Contrary to rumors and speculation, the good guys we’ve come to revere haven’t turned evil.
>Nearly all of the characters we saw in the original Star Wars trilogy are back. Han Solo, Princess Leia Organa (who is now General Leia Organa), Luke Skywalker, Chewbacca, and the Droids C3PO and R2D2. Those who’ve seen the original Star Wars movies know that in addition to Darth Vader, Yoda and Obi-Wan Kenobi are also gone, and so they are not here. There is no Lando Calrissian, so Billy Dee Williams will have to hope for more Colt 45 ads or that, maybe, he’s in the sequel to The Force Awakens.
>Then, there are the new, much younger characters to whom the batons of both good and evil are passed. And thank G-d for that, because Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia) and Harrison Ford (Han Solo) look very old, tired, and haggard, which is bittersweet to watch, especially if you were alive and young, as I was, when the original Star Wars movie first debuted in theaters in 1977.
>The younger, newer characters are only slightly more multi-cultural than before. But they are definitely far more chickified. The new version of Yoda, is a chick who looks like E.T. (phone home!) and owns the bar where the usual alien bar scene takes place. The new Luke Skywalker is also a tiny, very slim chick, Rey (Daisy Ridley), who as in many other unrealistic movies these days, is a tough badass who can fight off and beat even three or more man, each one of whom is twice and big and thick as she is. I didn’t mind it as much because Rey is a likable, smart, and resourceful character. Still, there’s no way she would beat the mean . . . unless the Force was with her. Even then, she’d have to do it with Jedi mind tricks, and she does it through brute strength.
>There is also a new Lando Calrissian–the goofy and overly enthusiastic former Stormtrooper, Finn (John Boyega), who was taken from his family as a good and raised by the Empire. But he develops a conscience and a sense of morality early on. And there is a new Han Solo flying for the Rebel Forces, Poe Dameron, played by Cuban-American Oscar Isaac. It doesn’t have quite the same ring to it as Han Solo, but the Poe character–who isn’t in this movie much–has the same Han Solo sarcasm and sense of humor. It works. The new Darth Vader has a name that sounds more like a supermodel or soap opera actress than a male villain: Kylo Ren. And I’m not sure about the casting of that one, since I’m used to actor Adam Driver playing comedic roles as narcissistic hipsters. He seems a little chick-ish, too. Just saying.
>The story and plot are very similar to the ones you saw in the original Star Wars movies: the Rebels–led by General Leia–are fighting and trying to defeat the evil Empire and vice versa. In this one, Poe is captured by the Empire, and he is carrying a droid, BB-8, which is similar to R2D2. The droid has the location of Luke Skywalker contained somewhere in its hard drive. As they are fighting each other, the Empire is racing the Rebels in trying to locate the droid and the path to Skywalker. Junk collector Rey comes across the droid in her native planet of Jakku, and soon she is fighting on the Rebels team with Finn, Han Solo, Chewbacca, and the others.
>I could tell you more, but I think I’ve told you enough on this page. If you want to learn the spoilers–again, they are major ones–click here for “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” SPOILERS.
>In the meantime, know that “Star Wars” The Force Awakens” is worth seeing especially if you are a Star Wars or sci-fi fan. And, of course, it’s a given that there will be sequels. It’s set up for that.
>You don’t need to know the back story of the first three Star Wars films to enjoy this, but it’ll make you enjoy it more (and get a few lines, like the one from Solo about the trash compactor). I saw this in regular, old-fashioned 2D, but this is one of those rare movies in which I think it would be better in 3D, given the special effects and non-stop action.
>The movie is rated PG-13. Would I take kids to see it? Yes. Maybe not very young kids. There is some blood and killing, but as in all previous Star Wars movies, ultimately the bad guys get theirs.
>Come on over to the “Dark Side” of the movie theater on Friday, when this debuts in theaters (there are early screenings in most major cities on Thursday night).
Daily reminder these movies are better than Star Wars and Lord of the Rings ever will be
I want to fuck Hermione
>>63751593
Aren't you a bit young for this board?
>>63751593
Star Wars
Yes
LotR
No
Where are all the TFA torrents? Someone spoon feed meno hotheads allowed
>>63751449
beg harder faggot
>>63751475
Dr. Pavel
> Star.Wars.The.Force.Awakens.2015.HD-TS.XVID.AC3.HQ.Hive-CM8
open wide OP, here comes the choo choo train!
but seriously, download ASAP its bretty good quality Hive-CM8 are the shit
any good?
>>63751367
>keyboard stickers
>>63751367
>not H8FUL
1/10 retarded fake
>the weinstein company
Say it /co/.
Say that this movie was better than the thing Abrams did.
Say that the prequels are masterpieces compared to what he did.
Confess.
>>63751364
Guardians of the galaxy was fun though.
The only bad part about it was the constant dancing and attempts so start memes.
It was fun. /tv/ just has awful opinions
I don't want to admit it was better than Star Wars so I'm not going to. Fuck you
>>63751364
retarded muzak movie with no ties to the comics
who should play him?
No one, he isn't a talented artist for his life being worth a biopic.
>>63751397
the biopic would obviously focus on his personal-life, not his music career
I haven't seen Force Awakens yet, but I made a bet for 100€ with a coworker that Kylo Ren could shoot force fire (similar to force lightning) from his hands.
So can someone who has seen the movie confirm/deny this. I want to know if I'm 100€ richer or poorer.
>I made a bet for 100€
If only you'd bet more
>>63751319
kylo stops poe's gun blast in mid air
>>63751319
CAN Kylo shoot "force fire"? We don't know, I guess. He's relatively untrained, so probably not at the time of Episode 7, no.
DOES Kylo shoot force fire in the movie? No. He does not not.
WILL Kylo shoot force fire in a future movie? There's really no indication of this in the film dude. I don't follow the SW lore much, but I've never heard of this force fire thing being performed by Sith or Jedi elsewhere.
