>it's a Xuxa takes the luckiest child in the world for a ride in her spaceship through a galaxy where there is no war, famine or suffering episode
>>63791629
Man I must have at least couple dozen of faps to her
"lad, would you like to be on dr who?"
>gee, mister, would i ever!
"Great! Unzip your pants"
Choo Cha?
>we are supposed to take him seriously as a villain
The casting for this movie was shit. Everyone comes off as a fucking child.
>>63791610
I thought he was great, pretty angry and his speech was god tier. He's an imperial officer he's not a warrior or some shit
Can someone explain how like 5 X-Wings can destroy an entire planet?
Yeah he was shit. Should've just got some grumpy old man to play his part.
What happened to this guy?
>>63791543
the white bald guy? he probably retired
>>63791543
They ignore/smother him so they can pretend like Star Wars has never had black people in it and they're being so progressive and fighting the evil white male patriarchy.
SJW's = not even once
>>63791706
>Black people are finally winning.
About damn time.
Edge of tomorrow.
Groundhog Day
Mars attacks!
Leon
What is the ammount of propaganda in this film ?
Is this promoting "diversity" and shit ?
Is it promoting race mixing ?
Is Rey a dyke ?
>>63791371
None, no, no, and no.
Next thread.
was it a thumbs up or a middle finger?
>>63791399
Explain, I heard a lot of shit about that movie so I ask questions
I'll go with I'll go with Hinterkaifeck, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinterkaifeck[1]
>Hinterkaifeck, a small farmstead situated between the Bavarian towns of Ingolstadt and Schrobenhausen (approximately 70 km north of Munich), was the scene of one of the most bizarre and puzzling crimes in German history. On the evening of March 31, 1922, the six inhabitants of the farm were killed with a mattock. The murder remains unsolved.
>The six victims were the farmer Andreas Gruber (63) and his wife Cäzilia (72); their widowed daughter Viktoria Gabriel (35); Viktoria's children, Cäzilia (7) and Josef (2); and the maid Maria Baumgartner (44).
>A few days prior to the crime, farmer Andreas Gruber told neighbors about discovering footprints in the snow leading from the edge of the forest to the farm, but none leading back. He also spoke about hearing footsteps in the attic and finding an unfamiliar newspaper on the farm. Furthermore, the house keys went missing several days before the murders, but none of this was reported to the police.
>Exactly what happened on that Friday evening cannot be said for certain. It is believed that the older couple, as well as their daughter Viktoria and her daughter Cäzilia, were all lured into the barn one by one, where they were killed. The perpetrator(s) then went into the house where they killed two-year-old Josef, who was sleeping in his cot in his mother's bedroom, as well as the maid, Maria Baumgartner, in her bedchamber.
>On 5 April, court physician Dr. Johann Baptist Aumüller performed the autopsies in the barn. It was established that a pickaxe was the most likely murder weapon. The corpses were beheaded, and the skulls sent to Munich, where clairvoyants examined them without result. The autopsy also showed that the younger Cäzilia had been alive for several hours after the assault. Lying in the straw, next to the bodies of her grandparents and her mother, she had torn her hair out in tufts.
>>63791229
Dylatov pass incident
>>63791229
Taman Shud Case
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taman_Shud_Case
It may be disrespectful to assume too much about what went on, especially if family members are indited. imo anyway.
The only Star Wars film I've seen is Episode I: The Phantom Menace. I'm not lying or trolling. It came out when I was young so I saw it in the theaters and it sucked so my family didn't take me to II or III. I still haven't seen the original films or the one that just came out.
How does this make you feel? Does this make me gay?
Do you like The Phantom Menace?
>>63791215
it's actually a really good movie for really young kids. As in, I saw it when I was 4 years old, and I loved it. When I was 8 me and my cousin would sit around for hours rewinding the fucky shitty parts of the movie and laughing, like darth maul getting cut in half. over and over.
I mean, yes, it's fucking awful by the time you're 9 years old, but you really had to be young to like it.
>>63791215
>It came out
>it sucked
>that just came out
so...
>Does this make me gay?
Yes
Can we just talk about how, despite how good The Force Awakens was, the next 2 Star Wars movies are going to be complete shit because they're being directed by the guys that did Godzilla and Jurassic World
>>63791189
Just got back from watching it. Actually kinda disappointed. Already seen episode IV, V and VI. Don't need to see them condensed into a single film.
Rian Johnson is a better filmmaker than JJ. He's writing and directing Episode VIII. Disney would be wise to let him write IX as well. I'm confident Trevorrow could competently direct a well written Episode IX. There is still hope.
>>63792337
>I'm confident Trevorrow could competently direct a well written Episode IX.
I'm not. Am I the only one who thought Jurassic World sucked? Worst effects/setpieces of the whole franchise, plot & characters only marginally better than JP3.
WHO YOU GONNA CALL
>>63791064
Kill me...Jesus no, just no no no no no.
>>63791064
No hot one? Why.
>>63791064
GASHBUSTERS!
What are some movies that, upon concluding, made you exclaim "wow! That was LITERALLY Reddit!"
i don't know, i've never been there. have you?
>>63791045
Certainly not OP's pic.
As I remember.
-Erin Brokovich
-Fight Club
-Cloud Atlas
the glib fascimile one
Who else is waiting for the hype to die down so all the nerds, real and wannabe internet critics will talk about how JJ Abrams and The Force AwakensRAPED MY CHILDHOOD!!!!!!!!!!
Pic is me, right now. Two decades of pure entertainment. Haven't seen the movie myself, but the trailers never really impressed me, so I'm not buying the hype.
>Yes, YEEEESSSSS! Let the hate flow through you!
>>63791005
There are some bad aspects of the movie that /tv/ is obviously willing to discuss but it was a good movie and a great Star Wars movie. Get over it.
>>63791038
A great Star Wars movie
That's only because it's a rehash of a great Star Wars movie.
TFA has two new elements: Nigger stormtroopers and a strong, liberated womyn who can learn Jedi techniques out of thin air.
the problem is episodes 1-3 were so fucking bad that 7 could be as shitty as into darkness ans still be an improvement
Is this movie unoriginal, or is it like the original Star Wars in that it works as an amalgamation of different story elements from varied sources?
>>63790914
>Is this movie unoriginal
Yes.
>different story elements from varied sources
The whole industry is based on this.
>>63790914
DUDE POCAHONTAS LMAO
It's literally Dances with Wolves in space with aliens
>BB8 gave Finn a thumbs up
this is a meme right? he gave him the fucking middle finger. how stupid are you people
>>63790802
Prove it.
He gave him a lighter
He wants to burn Finn
BB-8 is racist
>>63790802
I thought the flame was a threat on BB8's part
ITT We talk about clapping:
SW7
Intro-clapping
Steal Millinium Falcon-clapping
Han Solo Arrives-clapping
Rey finds The Lightsaber-clapping
General Leia gets off her freighter-clapping
Luke Skywalker furious clapping
Clap Clap Clap
>>63790750
I usually just get pissed and start going the fuck off on clappers. They tried that shit at my theater last night and I wasn't having any of that. These motherfuckers need to grow the hell up and learn some respect.
>>63790819
Is this pasta? if not u have some serious autism m8
>>63790750
>europeans still trying to force this meme
Never heard anyone clap in a fucking movie theater, not even once.
>Star Wars Episode VII gets released in December 2015
>Rogue One: A Star Wars Story gets released in December 2016
>Star Wars Episode VIII gets released in May 2017
tfw 3 Star Wars movies within one and a half years
>>63790658
Should have stop at RotJ, and only spinoff, now the story is changed FOREVER. THEY DID NOT NEED TO CHANGE THE STORY.
>>63791066
George Lucas planned to make 9 to 12 episodes all along. I just wish we could have seen his vision instead of Disney's.
>>63791180
Oh... Oh.
