ITT fuck you I liked it
Ah fuck you leather man
Only 1 reason to see the movie
>>63802815
That's alright Reddit.
Does a form of space cocaine exist in the star wars canon or was she melted like Sheev in episode 3?
A form of 38 years in between exists in the new Disney Star Wars canon.
She is the Phantom Menace. The undercover Sith lord posing as a Resistance general.
>>63802793
yes. it is called spice.
>The Force Awakens is a bread-and-circuses carnival (disguised as “The Rapture,” a young videomaker told me) that is intended to keep millennial audiences docile. Maybe that explains the film’s unavoidable sell and both the media’s and the public’s desperate genuflection. Love of Star Wars is not love of cinema, just consumerist habit. The Star Wars Generation — that unfortunate rabble primed to see these films at the precise moment they were becoming culturally responsive — are not necessarily the audience the movie brats deserved; they’re spawn of Baby Boomer affluence and narcissism. Star Wars turned their natural curiosity and wonder into self-satisfaction, artificially dependent on media and merchandising (a tragedy also evident in Apple and Pixar evangelism).
>TV-show runner J. J. Abrams brings his game-changing banality to the Star Wars franchise. He follows the template as originated by Lucas and appeals to adolescent thralldom, keeping the brand recognizable. The Force Awakens is paced better than Star Wars’ other dismal episodes, yet it’s even more impersonal. There’s no visual or spiritual excitement, as there was even in a cynical sci-fi product like Ridley Scott’s Prometheus. Abrams is making product to salute the cultural and economic status quo. With Star Wars, product has not only taken the place of art; it has replaced myth.
>>63802689
>first time it was posted, it got a maxxed thread with everyone in it jizzing
>second time, doesn't get a single post near deletion threshold
proof nobody actually pays attention to this chimp more than 5 seconds
based armond
>>63803866Pro-tip: it's 90% trolls
How long was he in the timeloop, /tv/?
>>63802667
8-10 years
>catched
>catched
Can anyone on /tv/ tell me why Spielberg is a 10/10 action director and Bay isn't?
I know why, but I want to know if you do.
Trying to think of a more overrated director than Spielberg.... Tarantino maybe?
>>63802602
He's a jew
Is it substance?
Describe the following Star Wars characters WITHOUT saying what they look like, what kind of costume they wore, or what their profession or role in the movie was.
Describe these characters to your friends like they ain't never seen Star Wars.
>Finn
>Rey
>Poe
>Kylo
>Finn
literally chad in training
>Rey
perfect pure waifu
>Poe
Chad
>Kylo
a robot
>Finn
Bumbling, self righteous, self centered, confused
>Rey
Bored Kiera knightly
>Poe
Male Princess Leia
>kylo
Angsty edgelord
>Finn
a glib facsimile
>Rey
a glib facsimile
>Poe
a glib facsimile
>Kylo
a glib facsimile
I think at this point most people are in agreement that Episode VII is a good, fun movie with some flaws.
But did it do anything better than the OT? Pic related, I can't find anyone, even on this shitty cynical board, that doesn't love this fucker
I loved him
>>63802399
Episode VII was objectively worse than even AoTC.
After the hype dies down people will see JJ for the derivative hack that he is.
He was a piece of shit. How does his headpiece stay on?
How could an overweight New Jersey-accented alien manage to pay the rent on prime surface real estate on a planet of over 1 trillion?
Why would he use that space for a dirty 1950s American diner with a staff of two?
He's clearly a man with connections. Probably just a front.
god this was so fucking stupid
>>63802229
He made commissions from the Jizz wailers who played there. They were good friends.
He's a big what, Sheev?
Ok seriously who in their right mind still has those shitty rips? Only funny part was
>do not want
>>63802176
A big plot hole cover for where jar jar was supposed to be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9VVkwRb_7M
memes are the only good thing to come out of the prequels
Remember when being a ghostbuster was about cursing?
Guaranteed bomb
I couldn't care less about this. If it was an all male cast I still wouldn't care.
>>63802169
If it bombs you can expect a feminist shit storm
>>63802268
>if it was an all male cast, I still wouldn't care
T H I S
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Scenes that make no fucking sense.
>talking about god
Of course it doesn't make sense, its all made up
genius!
What went right?
>>63801938
Nothing at all.
>>63801938
The bribing of critics.
Visually interesting
Who was she and why was she in the movie?
>>63801910
She's inverted Yoda and an excuse for a cantina scene.
Character development.
>>63801910
Chewbacca's girlfriend.
Why did Nien Nub get demoted back to an X-Wing pilot?
Shouldn't he be like a General now or some Fucking shit? In Return of the Jedi he was co-piloiting the Fucking flagship of the fighters, he held the shields together somehow through that entire battle.
Fucking Xenos can't get a leg up in this world unless you bring a fleet of capital ships with you I guess.
Probably content with being a pilot tbqh familia
>>63801895
Thats just another Sullustan, not Nien Nunb
>>63801895
>Asian
Because he would of kamaza'd the ship durr
So was this a metaphor for life and relationships? Either way Film of the year.
5/10 pleb bait
fans of wes anderson and michael haneke will love it
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