So why the hell were the rebels renamed "the resistance" when they're clearly the neo-republican military?
Did Abram's not want the good guys to be called "the Republicans"?
Also, why did both sides leave all their big warships at home during this very critical battle?
>when they're clearly the neo-republican military
they aren't. they are probably space mujahedeen in the 80ies Afghanistan war.
>Also, why did both sides leave all their big warships at home during this very critical battle?
Jew Jew hates militaristc stuff (like all from his race), so he added only one token, boring battle.
Oh, and a casual genocide.
>>63807203
>Strident class Dreadnough
Can't find any info, doesn't exist. Who made it up?
>they are probably space mujahedeen in the 80ies Afghanistan war.
I'd say they're more like WW2 Soviet partisans in space.
What happened?
>>63807130
did he go full retard?
>>63807130
Adam Sandler.
/thread
What did he have to lose?
How was the CGI? I might see it tomorrow morning.
It's alright ayy
>>63807095
Distracting. All the practical stuff was so great that when fully CGI characters appeared it took you out of the movie a little like in the special editions
>>63807182
Did it feel real like the original trilogy? Everything felt like they really existed. Massive ships and giant sets.
The prequels felt fake like a game.
literally zero iconic quotes
memes don't count
>>63807039
Probably something from Han
>Anything else?
>Thank you
>That's not how the force works
>>63807039
TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAITOR
ENOUGH WITH THE STAR WARS THREADS REEEEEE
>30 minutes and already on page 10
does this mean we can get /film/ now that /tv/ is a fast board haha
so how about that star wars movie
>>63806989
TRAITOoOoOR!
James & Mike's Star Wars Force Awakens opinions..
James
>Loved Han Solo's Death
>Doesn't understand New Hope because Tatooine and Dantooine sound similar.
>Thinks Yoda is has gone crazy on Dagobah
Mike
>Thought Han Solo should have died a more heroic death
>Explains that Leia was trying to send R2D2 to Alderaan but it exploded so it went to Yavin.
>Explains Yoda was acting crazy to see if Luke has patience
I just saw James and Mike's videos.
Douge Walker and his brother's videos.
and redditlettermedia videos.
Mike and James are the best.
>>63806988
this
Mike's complainants are dumb and he needs to shut up and let James talk
So is he canonically the strongest stormtrooper in history?
webm with sound now
>>63806717
>says gif
>doesn't move
>gif
I have been rused
Find a flaw.
>>63806700
>no penis
D R O P P E D
>>63806700
Easily folded under pressure.
five minutes in the movie, no, two.
Will we ever get Old Republic lore movies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzq9epS2b1A
>>63806665
I'm not gonna watch the video, but is that Twilek painted to look like a Darth Maulian?
>>63806896
They're Sith tattoos
>>63806921
Ah I see. And I wouldn't be surprised if Disney releases new EU old republic animated movies. Sort of how DC has a ton of animated stuff.
ITT: Films that no one younger than the age of 30, will understand
This movie is just Fight Club packaged for people who don't need to be meme'd to enjoy things
>>63806630
This movie is dumber than the new Star Wars.
HUMBERT LEARNS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oy1pY8PlU
What went wrong?
Safely manufactured, sterile, soulles product aimed at the lowest common denominator.
>>63806572
Kylo Ren is too ugly.
>>63806572
except you're wrong. The force awakens was a great film
Fargo season 2 was awesome
Lets discuss.
The finale was a little dissapoint but glad my indian did not die even if he can.
Also Kirsten Dunst deserves an Emmy
star wars
>>63806595
syro
Yeah I see this board is nothing but star trek shit. see ya next week
Seen From Dusk till Dawn, Some thing with Jay and Silent Bob,Wild Wild West, and Zorro, What she been in that's good?
30 Rock
MFW he's never seen Desperado
MFW her tits in that film
>>63806487
>Wild Wild West
>Good
How the hell does this guy land a hit on a force-user?And how the hell does a girl that just discover force literally few hours earlier best a dark-side user that's trained from childhood?And isn't the entire plot a rehash of IV? This is obviously Disney's effort to simply up the merchandise sales with a safe bet; they know where the $$$ is at.
>>63806469
>How the hell does this guy land a hit on a force-user?
Swing a bat around enough you're bound to graze something.
>And how the hell does a girl that just discover force literally few hours earlier best a dark-side user that's trained from childhood?
Dark Side user can't even shoot lightning out of his hands yet. All he has is choke and push.
>And isn't the entire plot a rehash of IV? This is obviously Disney's effort to simply up the merchandise sales with a safe bet; they know where the $$$ is at.
Of course it is.
>>63806469
rey is a mary sue and finn has plot armor
any other explanation is from tumblr fanboys who will try to defend rey
They gave enough plot for it, at least for me, to not be that big of a problem
Hit pretty hard in his rib area and he may still have had that faltering will to the dark side even after killing his father. Rey was more determined in accepting the force and using it than Ren was because he was trained in the light and just converted
Where's the rlm episode? I need them to provide more of their amazing insight such as
>the movie was "fun"
>it was better than the prequels
>what did you think jay?
>i enjoyed it mike
>>63806451
>People hope it'll be plinkett tier
They'll say it was mediocre competent movie, fun but that's about it, nothing really special,and that's essentially bad for Star Wars
Cue jokes, Rich Evans acting and the theme song at the end.
There, I just saved you 55 minutes
>Jay: I thought it was boring, just a rehash of A New Hope, J.J. has no sense of...
>Mike: OY VEY HOW DARE YOU QUESTION STAR WARS I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT, IT WAS FUN, AT LEAST IT WAS BETTER THAN THE PREQUELS GEEZ YOU DON'T FUCKING LIKE ANYTHING YOU STUPID GOY
>Jay: i-i-it wasn't that bad.
RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.
I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.
They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.
They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.
Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely and pathetic road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.
I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.
