Did anyone notice they gave Han Solo the exact same story of Indiana Jones?
>Was a shitty dad to Shia/Kylo
>Had a sad breakup with Leia/that chick
>Reunites with them and shits all fucked up
Why do they always have to make Harrison a shitty dad? I think hed be pretty cool
He's literally high all the time
>>63818408
Both Han Solo and Indiana Jones live for adventure, excitement, and just doing whatever they please without having anyone to tie them down. Naturally once a woman gets men like them to settle down they run away at the first sight of problems and fall back into their old lives.
He also acts pretty badly in both.
He looks more goofy, less rogue..
Why are we all pretending mary sues can't be fun and likeable characters?
what's a mary sure?
>>63818216
a new buzzword edgy cunts repeat for the sake of getting some responses before calling their moms to say "look mom, i got a reply on the 4channel"
>>63818321
Mary Sue is not something new, holy fuck, you must be at least 18 to post on these boards kid
Anyone blown away by the insane amount of shilling going on right now on our beautiful board?
>lets have a thread talking about all the positives of The Force Awakens :)))))))
>everyone is being critical for no reason!! contrarions!!!!
>you guys have never had an original thought! you should be agreeing with the 250 paid reviews on RT!!
>the whole internet hates this stupid place anyway! if you don't like The Force Awakens you just didn't...
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>>63817955
>still using the "shill" meme. Lmao
>>63817955
>le shill meme
it'd be actually MORE odd if they werent shills
why does TFA all of a sudden have rabid, diehard fanboys? its been out for like a day
What was huxs movitvation ??
He wasn't a dark side anything
Was it money? Why would you kill trillions of people ?
>>63817340
he would be in a position of power when they took control of the galaxy
He was white, therefore evil.
>>63817340
you mothers dick lmao
So she's definitely the daughter ofLukeandLeiaright?
Exactly, why do you think she has so many homogeneous alleles?
Shes actually shimi skywalker
>mfw she turns out to be the offspring of the force
WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE MEMORABLE MUSIC???
The original theme stuff only starts kicking in in the last 10 minutes or so.
Even the prequels as shit as they were had goat tier music like the love theme and duel of the fates
Fuck sakes the music was dissapointing
>>63817043
John Williams went all out with the prequels and ran out of ideas
I literally can't recall any of the music and I only just finished watching the movie an hour ago
Really pissed me off that they just played Binary Suns every time anything remotely force-related happened
They seriously used it about half a dozen times
So they're both doing the same shit they were doing at the beginning of Epsiode IV? Literally nothing would have changed if they had never even met each other (minus Kylo)? The past 30 years of their lives have been irrelevant?
That's cool, I guess.
>After our son left, I tried to cope by going back to what I did best...
>Me too.
The important thing is the EU is non-canon.
Why is Leia not a Jedi?
Can someone seriously tell me why everything looked like shit in this movie?
C3PO looked like he was made out of plastic.
Starfighter helmets didn't fit and looked cheap.
The CGI was pure crap.
What the fuck happened?
Disney
>>63816953
>What the fuck happened?
Your parents dropped you.
>>63816953
Because they actually tried to make it look like authentic star wars
Why did they make him an emo, r9k tier, sociopath?
>>63816643
> OP image
We need to make this meme viral.
>standing in the light
>'i want to return to the light dad heres my lightsaber'
>light goes out
>'REEE FUCK YOU DAD'
Fucking kek, was thinking this the whole movie
MY BUM IS ON THE STEPS
SHOOT THE CANNON AND POO OUT MY BUM BUM
reminder he got to put his dick in this
>>63816749
It's only fair.
The man is a genius after all.
Supreme Leader Snoke, the “Emperor” of the First Order, is indeed no one else but the first Sith Lord ever to return from the dead: Darth Plagueis, Palpatine’s former master, who had been very much prepared for his “murder” at his pupil’s hand. The moment Palpatine was killed by Vader, the darkest force imaginable returned him from the dead. Snoke is the “Force Awakened” but he’s dying, only kept together by cybernetics and abuse of the Dark Side. He was the one responsible for Anakin’s immaculate conception, so in a way he is Luke’s “grandfather”,...
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When they first speak to Snoke, maybe I'm far off here, but did anyone notice that when the camera angles itself along the left side of Snokes face looking down at Kylo and Hux it kind of looked like the Plagueis book cover? And this is the only time the camera is angled this way, it isn't repeated, was it intentional?
>>63816488
I'm really starting to believe this theory tb.h
>>63816865
Yep
Why was the pace so bad? Has editing changed its rules or did they just fuck it up on purpose?
>>63816409
The rules of editing have changed, basically instead of immersing you in the atmosphere, its more about running through what's happening.
>>63816409
I can tell you right now, and we never may know officially, but this film had so much cut from it. It's either that or an incredibly poor screenplay. Everyone was undeveloped and scenes were pretty much fast-forwarded through.
>>63817944
That scene with ren mask off mind thing was cringy and lasted too damn long
Also fuck maz
Would anyone want Obi Wan spinoffs with Ewan McGregor?
>>63816350
Yes
>>63816350
He's coming back as a Ghost in VIII
>>63816350
a million times more than the young Han Solo movie
Best new character of the ST?
Characters like THIS is why the Force Awakens is so fucking good. For what was just a dumb swordfight between the protagonist and a random stormtrooper there was so much going on with the characters
compare to the prequels where Jedi just cut the robots up like butter and that's all there is to it
>>63816305
Oh yeah cause there were SO MANY formidable storm troopers
>>63816242
This, the droid, and Han and Chewie were the only good things in the entire film. The entire movie should've just been a chase scene with this guy chasing BB8 and then getting btfo at the end by Han and Chewie and it would've made for a better film.
>only about 40 years passed since VII
>"I thought it was all a myth"
After watching the movie and walking out whenpic related gets dedI just realized how retarded this is.
What the fuck kind of shit
>>63816057
since vii? I think you mean vi. And the jedi were long old by that time. Like was the only new jedi since his father helped kill all others fifty years prior. When few destroy a mighty empire and the legend gets passed into many star systems, shits going to seem pretty mythical.
>>63816057
It's posts like this that made me give up on /tv/.
>This is the Millennium Falcon! You're Han Solo!
>I used to be.
What the fuck does that even mean.