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http://www.moviecastingcall.org/2015/10/disney-talent-search-for-star-wars-episode-viii-lead-roles.html
>>63815121
flash back
>>63815146
Because they'd pay his asking fee for a flashback...
All I could think of while watching her was how bad she must have smelled. I mean this qt has lived in a desert for most her life, doing some very physically straining stuff under that hot sun. All I could think of was just how many years of body sweat her outfit had soaked up and just how putrid her BO must of been. We don't even see her change outfits between the start of the movie and the canteen, and with all that running in between she must have put on a lot of sweating.I was fucking diamonds in the theater just imagining me sniffing her panties.
You autists are weird
>>63814422
Degenerates like you belong on a cross.
>>63814452
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Half in the Bag: Star Wars - The Force Awakens anticipation thread.
Will he like it?
He probably liked it, despite it having all the poetry he criticizes in his prequel reviews. I'm curious to see the rhetorical gymnastics he'll employ to try not sounding like a hypocrite.
TFA is a pretty good movie, not better than the originals. Honestly speaking though, the only thing I was hoping from this movie was for it to be better than the prequels.and it was
Ahh yes, redditlettermedia
The movie 'critics' for people who don't really watch movies because they are 'too busy' playing video games and watching animu
But hey, LE STAR WARS PREQUELS SUCK XDDD right?
So, kinda off topic, kinda nitpicky... so a perfect Star Wars VII thread.
Anyway. (no real spoiler here)
Duel against the storm trooper.
Just was thinking about this, but any duel against a solid weapon (that can resist light sabers) would seriously fuck a Jedi up.
Think about it.
A light saber has no weight (save the hilt), and the balance is literally all in the hilt.
Clashing with a heavy weapon would fuck you up. The light saber would probably fly out of your hands.
Overall though, the fighting was way better (back to a sword...
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>>63814267
The most refreshing fight scene in the entire fucking movie.
>lightsaber cuts someone
>it doesn't sever a limb or kill them outright
Has there ever been a tiime before VII where a lightsaber inflicted only minor wounds?
>>63814267
TRAITOR
Why did Kylo start hitting himself when he started to bleed?
To gain more power from the pain, as per the usual dark side.
Keep the adrenaline flowing and get more edgelord power from the pain
>>63814106
Emo faggots love self harming themselves
She isn't a Mary Sue
>She has spent most of her life scavenging for mechanical parts to sell, it's not a stretch she has tinkered with pieces and learned how shit works
>The Millennium Falcon was there for years and based on her conversation with Han it's obvious the mechanics of the Falcon were well known to people other than Han and Chewie
>Her ability to pilot was not explained, it could be she is a natural, it certainly helps she had home...
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I agree with you, OP.
>>63814105
She's a Mary Sue. I'm a woman and even I can admit this.
>>63814260
Thank god you said this "as a woman", it totally validates your opinion on the topic and means everyone else is wrong.
Seriously
W-H-Y
H
Y
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
THE GUY MAY BE A GOOD ACTOR BUT HOLY SHIT HE ISN'T ONE BIT INTIMIDATING.
He looks like the dork you used to make fun of in highschool (so most likely you)
>huge nose
>huge lips
>weak voice
>horrible haircut
>he is extremely childlish and throws tantrums multiple times
>he literally wishes to be darth...
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>>63813734
So he's perfect
>>63813734
fit for the role, then.
kylo ren is an edgy wannabe.
its likely that for the next movies hes going to get his face fucked up or something so he will be more menacing, in line with his character development
>>63813734
He was supposed to look like a dork, or rather, he was supposed to look like prequel-era Anakin.
This is the correct order and you know it bitchez
>>63812890
It's not better than any of the originals or Episode III. Fact.
>>63812890
FTFY
V>IV>VI>III=VII>II>I
I agree.
How is this even possible? This looks realer than real life.
>>63812835
Did this trailer play at Star Wars
>>63812911
Yeah, it actually looked really impressive on the big screen desu
honestly I kinda want to see it after seeing the trailer.
What are some trucking films that are worth seeing?
black dog
Big trouble in little china
Smokey and the bandit
Over the top
There were just a TON of these that came out in the 70s.
pic related is worth watching if only for Annie Potts back when she was smoking hot.
>See Star Wars
>Trailer for Disney's Zootopia
>Everyone in my theater is dying of laughter at the Sloth DMV stuff
>I sit there and rage
What is wrong with me?
>>63811676
Autism
>>63811676
You are a grown man who doesn't find enjoyment from children's cartoons?
>>63811716
So now that the dust has settled, can we all agree it was actually really terrible? When I saw it at the cinema it felt exciting and after it ended I walked out with a smile on my face. It was the first Star Wars in 10 years after all. But afterwards when I really started to think about it and read up on some of the criticisms others had online it dawned on me that the movie was actually just a stupid nostalgia pandering rehash that shouldn't have been made.
It was a well done film, but it was just such a replay of A New Hope with a bit of Empire thrown in. Good, but SO unoriginal.
>>63811577
I thought it was okay walking out of the theater, but when i sat down and took a shit, i realized how bad the pacing was, how unmemorable the entire thing was, and it was as bad as guardians of the galaxy
It's basically just a glib facsimile.
