My theory
>Luke started a training academy and Kylo Ren was his oldest pupil
>As soon as Kylo Ren turned to the dark side, Luke sent all the Jedi in training to different parts of the galaxy
>Rey is the first of those Jedi to seek Luke and he will train her
>Rey will go and find the others and train them too
>Rey and all the new Jedi will face off against The Knights of Ren
>Epic battle between multiple Jedi and Sith
Duel of the Fates plays in background
>Kylo switches back to the light side as soon as something hits too close to home
>Snoke gets killed
Fin
>>63825188
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>>63825188
The Knights of Ren BTFO'ed the Jedi students though.
Why was a janitor taken to fight on a combat mission with the first order's dark jedi and elite stormtrooper captain and her squad?
Was Phasma actually the commander of the sanitation department? Was making a silly quip more important to Abrams than building up character relationships and having a consistent plot?
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>>63825178
>Why was a janitor taken to fight on a combat mission with the first order's dark jedi and elite stormtrooper captain and her squad?
He was assigned to janitorial duty, but he was still suppose to know how to be a storm-trooper. He was given a mission that wasn't meant to be very difficult, in fact he was probably given a "massacre villagers" quest precisely because it is the safest combat mission that could ease him into the role.
>>63825178
He was a janitorial guy
Lets play a game.
List games/tv shows/comics etc. that have done aspects of star wars much better than episode 7.
This 3 minute trailer has more drama than the entire movie (old republic cinematic) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVyJP92TiVg
This theme is infinitely better than the absolute lack of any memorable music in the movie whatsoever (and actually gives me chills, starkillers theme) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2ZKHCxCZIQ
This gameplay is a more convincing portrayal of reality compared to the clashing CGI and practical effects (which were sadly off, overdone, and out of place) [battlefront mod] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGyaR2sSBkA
What else?
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The Jedi Knight and Empire At War games were pretty cool. Sadly we wont get any great Jedi Acadeny-like stuff from Disney.
>>63825051
watching paint dry:^)
Why do girls love Mary Sues so much, /tv/?
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>>63825037
They want to be her.
Why do boys love Gary Stus so much, /tv/?
What a mediocre movie
Expected better after watching Lobster
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I still fapped during the lesbian scenes
>>63824996
This isn't star wars faggot
>"That boy is our past hope"..
>"No.... There is another."
What did he mean by this?
SHEEV IS EVIL
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This was the coolest part of the trailers when Kylo Ren activates his lightsaber and the main beam shoots out and then a second later the two vents activate.
But I don't remember seeing it in the movie, did I just miss it?
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they cut it out for some reason
>>63824932
Weird, it was a great shot. I hope they release a director cut later cause I definitely feel they cut some shit to get to Episode IV's running time, though I don't know if they'll want to do something like that to Star Wars.
Earlier today, the Pope Francis issued an emergency papal address concerning the recent release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens
>"Jesus Christ, I can't fucking believe you Protestant heretics actually like this confused and blurred hunk of shit. Not even Turkish Star Wars was this fucking derivative. At least the prequels weren't just fucking rehashes trying to sell solely based on the nostalgia of manchildren. And Han's son's name is Jacen, you illiterate fucks."
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>At least the prequels weren't just fucking rehashes trying to sell solely based on the nostalgia of manchildren.
Except that that's exactly what they were. At least VII had new characters.
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POE DAMERON, I'M FIRST ORDER
GET HIM ON BOARD, I'LL CALL IT IN
so glad i wasn't the only one thinking about this
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BALANCE YOURSELF JEDI, THERE'S A TREMBLE IN THE HIP FORCE
>George Lucas directs the next movie's which could either be a breakaway hit or full of monstrously bad ideas
Will still feel like star wars.
Odds about 1/5th he does something great.
>Disney keeps pumping out rehashes that are vaguely disappointing and completely forgettable while having a mishmash of traditional star wars feel and some cancerous new shit like Joss whedon style jokes all over the place.
Well?
George Lucas did more damage to star wars than Disney every will
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>>63824734
George Lucas.
Give me George. He's the only one who can capture what Star Wars is meant to feel like.
Star Wars on track for $250 million opening weekend. Beating Jurassic World's record by nearly $50 million and Age Of Ultron's by $60 million.
http://deadline.com/2015/12/star-wars-force-awakens-box-office-thursday-night-previews-1201669166/
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>>63824604
Just cuck my shit up.
90% second weekend drop
Are you ready? shes going to bust some father figures.
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>Millenium Falcon shows up, whole theater cheers and claps
>Han and chewie show up, whole theater cheers and claps
>Leia shows up, whole theater cheers and claps
>C3PO shows up, whole theater cheers and claps
>R2D2 appears, whole theater cheers and claps
>Admiral Ackbar shows up, a few people begin to clap and try to cheer, but most people aren't, so they just stop right away.
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>Millenium Falcon shows up, whole theater cheers and claps
>Han and chewie show up, whole theater cheers and claps
>Leia shows up, whole theater cheers and claps
>C3PO shows up, whole theater cheers and claps
>R2D2 appears, whole theater cheers and claps
I thought it was just a normal calamariman
>yfw Based Boyega
>yfw /tv/ has been BLACKED
>yfw /tv/ really enjoyed it
MORE BOYEGA PLEASE!
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>>63824248
He's the best character in the movie.
>>63824248
I'm surprised how much he was irrelevant you can easily just remove him and we can go on to a even better franchise
Hey, can someone jog my memory - what was that totally original idea in The Force Awakens?
That concept or element we'd never seen before in a Star Wars film?
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Uhm... Coal burning?
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