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cuck!
What did he do to change the third act from the leaked script?
I saw it. I saw it and I loved it, just like I loved everything else he's ever made (except Four Rooms.) I even somewhat enjoyed Death Proof.
Does this make you mad? Are you mad? Are you mad, widdle contwawian babbies? HE gets to make whatever the fuck he WANTS every few years, HE lives the DREAM and you... ohhhh, you must be mad. You must be so mad with your contwawianisms and your memes and your "uno farto all of a suddahhhh" and your "what's going on here?" coffee pictures and oh, don't forget the gifs and webms! One mustn't...
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I'm sorry George.
I'm so sorry.
I was ungrateful. I didn't know. I didn't know that you were the last guard before the franchise became a goop of corporate profit and derivate hack directors. I didn't know it was you and Kershner, but not Kasdan who made ESB properly dark.
I am sorry George. I am so sorry.
This must be true regret. This searing pain in my soul. That we pushed you away, and have now truly entered the dark times.
I am sorry.
>>63828877
This. The prequels were bad movies but at least I left FEELING something. VII was a competent movie with absolutely no soul.
>>63828877
A father always knows what's best for the child. Even if it's not clear at the time
>>63828943
competent movie > complete trash
Is the christian imagery disrespectful to Superman's jewish creators?
If anything it supports their views, since they believe Jesus existed and was a great guy, but he just wasn't the son of God. Superman exists (in-universe) and is a great guy, but also isn't the son of God.
Why are people so triggered by DCs religious and conservative valor?
>>63830161
Have you checked your calendar?
what was he doing?
>>63828757
Being funny
flicking finn off
also, its a she
>>63828786
>also, its a she
Source
Why do you need to give hitler style motivational speeches when your troops are brainwashed and programmed to fight?
Why are all the good guys black or female and all the bad ones white males? What did JJ mean by this?
>>63828751
So you can show baddies giving Hitler style speeches and remind the audience RACISM BAD, DIVERSITY GOOD
Well, it sets a scale to show you just how big Starkiller base's main laser is. So, there's that...
>be black
>see TFA
>tentatively excited to see a black main character
>turns out he's a fucking janitor
>comic relief character, cracking jokes in stupid situations
>he has a crisis of character when he has to kill some villagers, becomes a good guy and goes to mowing down storm troopers a few scenes later without remorse despite living his whole life with them
>complete...
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>be black
>see TFA
Doesn't compute.
>If a black character isn't hyper competent it's a minstrel show
What happened to race-blind casting?
>>63828713
And people are jerking off to him.
smhh phams
WHY THE FUCK WAS EVERYONE BRITISH
Might as well call it Bong Wars.
Really took me out of the movie with their dumb accents and stupid faces
alroight mateys is tha force and shit
JJ got tax breaks from his fellow kike British Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne. In return JJ was expected to cast as many British actors as he possibly could. I'm not making this shit up. George Osborne's name even appears in the credits to the dismay of Labour-voting twats.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3365753/Star-Wars-fans-horror-George-Osborne-credit.html
I'm not a big fan of him, but the fact he has been slashing autismbux and freezing public sector pay while giving tax breaks to a multi billion company just so that his...
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I'm so terribly sorry old chap.
Do have a cuppa and try to relax.
pip pip and all that.
>haven't seen the new star wars
>it's already been spoiled for me
>feel literally nothing
Sorry guys but the nigger storm trooper ruined it for me. At first I was mad but now I'm totally indifferent.
>>63828497
yep
>>63828582
This image is edited, right?
>>63828582
lol wtf is wrong with his body??
Why does Harrison Ford hate Han Solo and Star Wars fans so much?
He's an adult?
>>63828462
because he was paid almost nothing
>>63828462
He doesn't
might be the worst show i have ever seen.
epic
its alright at times. some good scenes.
it lacks intellectual depth ultimately though. rather than fully explore its interesting premise it would rather just fill up time with retarded and unnecessary inceptionesque dream sequences to keep plebs/lost fans happy. lindelof is out of his depth. 'herr derr its not about how they disappeared' is just a cop out and annoys me. what is it about then? its basically just a romantic drama with cults.
series 1 was better. more existential and atmospheric. series 2 went full retard with episode 9.
B-but /tv/ told me it's one of the best shows of all time.
![083829[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SZ8ln5F.jpg "083829[1].jpg")
I hadn't come to /tv/ because I wanted no spoilers about the new Ster Wers, so I come in today after watching the film, and I find that the most repeated criticism is
>le ANH 2.0
>rehash shit
>copypaste
And I really understand why some people would think this, but it's very obvious that the whole saga is cyclical. Just like Obi-Wan dying in AHN, and Qui-Gon dying in TPM,Solo dies in this one. Episode IV shows Luke discovering his new powers and what...
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i hope when i get around to watching this piece of shit i don´t immediately come back to post about it
The movie is a 0/5. Awful editing/action scenes, zero gravitas. no attempts at emotional resonance ring true, because they feel like they popped off an assembly line in a nerd's basement. kylo ren is a cartoon, and has zero of the imposing nature of his idol. like a failed pilot episode of a star wars spinoff, this is a joke.
>someone actually typed all of that
Look dude, I ain't reading shit, and for your sake never do this again. This is the Celebrity & Meme board. Even if what you wrote was accurate it's still falling on deaf ears. This board is shit. This website is shit. Goodbye
GUYS
TRAITOR TROOPER WITH THE POWER STANCE AT THE WHITE HOUSE
>>63828351
is this for real? why is this allowed?
>>63828351
The memes are evolving.
>>63828351
First order is mostly white people with Indians IT department. Obama is no supreme crunchwrap leader
Rey is Revan.
She was the original leader of the Knights of Ren and the one who betrayed Luke Skywalker.
Luke mindwiped her and left her on Jakku to give her a second chance. Any memories she has of a childhood are false ones.
Episode 8 will mirror episode 5, and just as the Empire Strikes Back had the startling revelation that Darth Vader was Luke's father, episode 8 will have the revelation that Rey was actually the bad guy.
With the lies exposed episode 9 will be about her being tempted to rejoin the Dark Side, just as Luke was tempted...
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What about Kylo
I would be so on board with this but it's never going to happen. It would explain everything.
>>63828366
Kylo is a good guy deep down. Just fucked up
It released thursday and i already went 4 times. Am i part of problem?
>first time 4DX superb experience
>second IMAX 3D okayish imax too big
>3rd normal 3D better then imax
>4th 2D dubbed version
Was the dub one in ebonics?
HOL UP
>>63828276
What's 4dx like?
What makes the Empire bad?
What makes the Rebels good?
Syncing the eng audio with the latin video is fine and everything, but there is a lot missing from the video...
>He fell for the syncing camrips meme
Just fucking watch it in theaters or wait for a normal camrip
watch it in theatres you fucking autist
>>63828247
I already saw it in theaters, I was just trying to help out.
