Episode VIII PLOT PREDICTIONS
>Luke and Kylo Ren have an epic lightsaber battle now that Snoke has completed his training
>Luke recks his shit
>Nooo Ben.... I am your uncle type shit
>Luke tries to make him join the light side
>Something to do with his name beingBenand do you know who you're named after blah blah blah
>vader turns to the light side in the end
>no one knows about it only luke
>vader is the reason why kylo is seduced by the light side
>Luke reveals this to Kylo
>yfw
Luke will get captured by the Empire. Luke and Kylo will bond in the Empire Base. Luke will reveal that Vader converted to the Light Side when he died. Kylo will let Luke escape, then Snoke or something will kill Luke. Kylo will convert to the Light Side and vow to get revenge on Snoke.
>Kylo kills Snoke and redeems himself
>falls into Rey's arms dying
>"I....I guess I did become my grandfather"
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>you will never be as cute as Lindsay Lohan
>>63826946
>you will never do coke off Lindsay's ass
makes me sad to be honest, familia
>>63826946
shes had more cock than most porn stars.
and yes I would
>>63827020
It's pretty much a sure thing that Deen fucked her when they were making The Canyons, right?
I have seen an earlier version of TFA and I assure you nothing valuable was edited out from the movie. In my opinion the "extended edition" wouldn't really change the pacing or fix the issues some of you have with the film.
Most of the cut scenes were about Leia sending her emissary (a young black girl) to the Hosnian Prime, so the senate would legitimize The Resistance and recognize The First Order as their enemy. Nobody believes her, then TFO blows up the planet and it's too late. Also a brief shot where Leia tries to contact the girl, but finds out that the planet was destroyed.
In the earlier cut the sequence with BB-8 touching R2D2 and R2 waking up wasn't cut in half, it all happened one after another. I have no idea why they decided to "delay" the waking up for so long.
There was a little bit more sneaking up on stormtroopers when Finn and Poe were escaping the Finalizer.
There was also a rumble on Jakku, with the two gangs interrogating and killing the Unkar dude, short fighting sequence that was pretty fun, shame it got left out.
So, there it is. This is all you would have gotten with the "Extended cut".
>>63826689
To bee honest I think that would have improved
the overall rushed and cut feel of the film, especially the Hosnian Prime scene, because as we're getting it they blow up some random planets nobody knows or care about.
The worst thing about TFA is, imo (aside from the music) the way it has been edited and cut.
I got the impression they must have butchered the film to fit time standards or something
>>63826689
>Most of the cut scenes were about Leia sending her emissary (a young black girl) to the Hosnian Prime, so the senate would legitimize The Resistance and recognize The First Order as their enemy. Nobody believes her, then TFO blows up the planet and it's too late. Also a brief shot where Leia tries to contact the girl, but finds out that the planet was destroyed.
I was wonering why they had the camera on a random black chick. I thought JJ was just being the mudmixer he is, but I wanted a little more politics in this movie.
Real shame that was cut.
Movie would still have been an embarassment to every one involved though. No amount of editing could have saved this bafflingly awful thing.
>>63826689
>>63826779
That Hosnian Prime scene would have provided some much needed context for the New Republic, the Resistance and The First Order which we were mostly left in the dark about.
YUO TURNED HER AGAIN SMEE
Hoho mame...
>>63826637
Smee is a dangerous man my friend.
>2015 almost 2016
>STILL posting prequels
hello grandpa!
>>63826590
I can't fucking wait familia
favorite movie of the year
Fuck them for doing this. The fact that the movies were rare was part of what made them special. This does nothing but dilute the franchise
>>63826590
Definitely, probably multiple times like I have already for TFA, which is honestly a great film.
>there is already meme masters saying that TFA is worse than revenge of the shit
Embarrassing.
>>63826582
a glib facsimile
>>63826582
isn't it?
>>63826639
it isn't
just because we love it as the supreme meme movie doesn't make it good
Tell me about Kylo.
Why does he wear the mask?
>>63826581
Literally to be edgy
'no'
>>63826581
Because he'sthe patron saint of mediocrity
Can someone explain to me the political situation of the galaxy and what exactly the republic are doing?
Abrahams' fan-pandering film didn't explain anything
GLIB
>>63826529
BUMPSIMILE
>>63826521
No, we cant.
This is by far the Star Wars film with less lore and background story.
Nothing is explained. Absolutely nothing.
alright teevee pitch me ur best episode viii plot sypnosis
How about not doing it?
>>63826504
alright, I'll tell you about it:
a glib facsimile
Were the Republic and the Resistance separate same entities? Because what the First Order said they did with the starkiller comes off as a pretty massive declaration of war.
>>63826485
Yeah. The Republic and Empire have a truce, but the Republic is secretly funding and helping the Resistance, a group that's resisting what remains of the Empire.
>>63826485
The Republic is the new government established after the Battle of Endor.
The Resistance is basically the Republic's military tasked with destroying the remnants of the Empire (the First Order).
It's ironic that while the prequels had way too much politics and trade negotiations and shit, TFA could have used some more political exposition to make this whole situation clearer.
I wish we knew anything at all about the new Republic. Who cares if they get starkilled if we've never seen them?
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how he keep his head on top?
>BB8
>he
>>63826476
Maybe it's filled with gas or something
why do you even care about physics in Star Wars?
It never made sense
a positive outlook
Was she a Mary Sue?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Sue
>>63826447
No. She got rekt by Kylo twice and she only won when he was heavily nerfed.
>>63826447
a glib facsimile
>>63826447
did you really feel the need to link the wiki article?
Does a torrent actually exist for it?
A glib facismile
>>63826432
I heard there was a Mega link, but I haven't seen it anywhere.
>>63826493
>meme
fuck off
Somebody give me some "patrician" films to watch, I need to expand my backlog
>>63826421
Life is a Miracle (Zivot Je Cudo) 2004, not even kidding, anon, it's a very good film.
Problem Child 2
>>63826421
Barry Lyndon
>can't even handle a couple people who have never used a lightsaber
This weak-ass faggot wouldn't last even twenty seconds against an actual Jedi, what the fuck?
He was severely wounded from being shot in the chest with Chewie's giant blaster
He was also mentally unstable
Rey is obviously very strong and has great potential, or was perhaps trained beforehand and has amnesia
And Kylo clearly hasn't been trained properly since Snoke said at the end his training needs to be completed
Come on anon, keep up, it's not hard - you couldn't even understand a simple family movie?
>>63826445
ONE MORE TIME NIGGA JUST ONE MORE FUCKING TIME FUCKFACE ILL FUCK YOU UP YOU CUNT BUTT DICK MORON
>>63826369
>took a shot to the gut from chewie's badass bowcaster
>went up against mary sue with plot armor
>wasn't even fully trained
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