Revan movie when?
>>63821806
Is Revan the one who allowed parasites to cling to his body because they were lightsaber proof?
Whoever that guy was give HIM a movie.
>>63821806
Rey=Revan it's like pottery
>>63821806
is that daft punk?
Who actually was the best captain?
Spock
Objectively? Picard.
>>63821799
Picard, by a lightyear.
SWEDEN
YES
>>63821790
>6 November 2013
>I'll repost this today because /tv/ is being flooded with SW shitposting!
>>63821790
They have a valid point though, why are there so few big movies that have two named female characters talk to each other? Do marvel movies even have that?
>>63821790
>people take the Bechdel meme seriously
Now that I've had time to digest the movie, the only thing pissing me off in that regard is Starkiller Base. Oh look, another Death Star. Oh look, here comes the X-wing swarm according to protocol. This shit has been blown up twice already and these dumbfucks thought it was a good idea to build ANOTHER one? This is [i]Seiken Densetsu 2 [/i] if you want to go old school and the Rebels are your Mana Beast. You build it/raise it and the gods send their dragon.
Starkiller Base represents the worst of the EU (superweapons that can blow up BIGGER THINGS) adapted into the new 'official' canon. We could have gotten Grand Admiral Thrawn or Mara Jade if Disney really wanted to throw the fans a bone. We got the Sun Crusher instead. Fuck Starkiller Base.
Aside from that, the similarities are mostly superficial. There's a deeper mystery going on, and TFA is clearly part of what is supposed to be (what I am hoping will be) a much larger and overall fresher story told in VIII and IX. I like how Disney is handing the reigns to different teams of writers and directors, creating a checks and balances system that won't have us stuck with Jar Jar and Midichlorians by IX.
That sense of adventure and excitement was back. It was a deep cleansing of the soul. I'm not naive enough to equate these feelings evoked within me to 'good movie.' I recognize them for exactly what they were: not a nostalgia trip but a BREATH OF FRESH AIR. After three movies of people sitting on a couch, talking, and occasionally putting on a choreographed volcano planet wank-a-thon for the audience, characters are MOVING AROUND. They're DOING things. They're ON LOCATION instead of being limited to blue screens and tennis balls.
In the meantime there's meat underneath all the flash. I enjoyed the new characters, even Finn and douchebag emo Kylo Ren. I liked what I was seeing aside from Starkiller Base. I've been fed the appetizer. It was tasty. I want more.
>>63821567
I 100% agree with you
but no matter how right you are it won't stop the shitposters
>>63821567
I liked how Black Space Man represented a turn from dark to light rather than the fall from light to dark (Ben in VII, Anakin). It wasn't a remake.
The Starkiller Base thing was really the only thing that bothered me. Han getting offed isn't even close to being like Luke defeating his father.
There were parallels, but it definitely wasn't a remake.
>>63821794
Han getting offed is definitely a parallel with obi getting offed, but the purpose of the scene was different - vader killing obi doesn't make much of a difference for vader, but kylo killing han was a huge deal for his character and development
ITS
STAR WARS
2
>>63821530
ALL OVER
BUT THE CRYYIIIINNNGGG
>Luke, there's an galactic war going on and your nephew just committed mass murder! You can't leave!
>But, I was gonna go to planet Ireland and check out some Jedi temples! But, in case of emergency I'll leave a map that you need to assemble in order to track me, so it's gonna be a cool Goonies type thing for you guys to do while you fight this, I'm told difficult war.
I guess people don't change.
>>63821528
It's Abrams nerd pandering. Obi Wan had to be a hermit, so Luke is now a hermit. It's his pottery.
>>63821528
was he mimicking the big guy pose here
>>63821528
Shit mark, you gotta lose some weight if you wanna be in this, maybe we'll put a cameo in at the end
Yea homeboy take that boom boom boom ya dead bruh
What the fuck is up with the shitty blasters in this movie.
>>63821514
He isn't African American, retard. He's fucking British.
>>63821795
Americans don't understand this. They think blacks in Europe are still African American
I'm bored as shit /tv/, recommend me a good comedy series.
>Things I like:
Seinfeld
Sunny in philly
South park
Friends
The office
>Things I dislike
Big bang theory
How I met your mother
30 rock
Curb
>>63821474
Shit why didn't I think of that one
>>63821444
Since ya got dubz (tripz):
Yes, Minister
Black Adder
Malcolm in the Middle
Ani:
Venture Bros (first 3 seasons)
Cowboy Bebop
Alright, let's do this:
V > IV > VI > III > VII > II > I
>>63821339
>III > VII
Nice meme
>>63821349
>Nice meme
Nice meme
So what did you think of it /tv/?
dunno, cant find any torrents yet
>>63821388
Stream it
>>63821388
>being too poor to pay 8 bucks a month
sort your life out familia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lslPmbvnJpA&feature=youtu.be
What's next for his career?
literally who
why do women keep making false claims against innocent men like bill cosby, anthony cumia, and james deen
>hands broken
>uses it to make hand gestures and clearly not in pain
Saw this comment on leddit, and it actually makes a lot of sense.
Rey is not actually a Mary Sue, she's Luke's daughter (As evidenced by the small doll of Luke she has in her camp) and he hid her away to stop her from becoming corrupted. That's also why he hid himself away, to keep Kylo Ren from getting into his mind.
>>63821140
Hello reddit!xD
All that matters is what happens onscreen and throughout the duration of TFA, Rey is a Mary Sue. Which isn't to say it's a bad movie, it's just a valid criticism.
>>63821140
This is obvious and will become more apparent thus coming days. It's a little confusing and takes a little bit of piecing it together, but makes perfect sense.
It just went over a lot of peoples heads like mine on the first viewing.
How do you go from this...
...to this in 30 years?
>>63821124
>>63821137
Drugs
>>63821124
She was never good looking, and that was during her ultimate coke days where she was snorting that shit for breakfast lunch and dinner.
Just a reminder he is set to play Roland Deschain in the Dark Tower adaptation..
you know the main character who 100% of readers imagine to look like some Clint Eastwood type of dude
I honestly think this man should play every male character in cinema until the day he dies. Everyone else should just quit
>>63821084
It's not their problem if readers are racist and automatically assume every character to be white.
You know I'm starting to agree with hollywood casting people of color disproportionally.
When a white child reads a book and automatically assumes a character (of which there is no mention of race) is white, then cultural racism will live on.
>>63821084
I don't mind him but I'm not happy about that. Admittedly I expect it to be shit anyway so I don't really care at all.
>$57m so far domestic
>expecting it to beat Jurassic World opening weekend of $209m
>expecting it to break the $2B club
LMAO
Where are all you star pleb fans predicting it to smash all records?
>>63821078
George Osborne is such a slimy looking man. If I was /x/ levels of paranoid I'd be inclined to think this man is a reptilian.
>>63821078
>>$57m so far domestic
You forgot to note that this is a box office record.
Only jews deal in absolutes
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