>tfw it's a "Roz gets roasted repeatedly for being a slut"
literally the goat sitcom
what's the name of that hairstyle, senpai?
>>63806619
cursed
Why?
It was weird, without the mask his voice sometimes went from sounded strong and very reminiscent of his voice with the mask and modulator while at other times he started sounding like a huge punk
Which should be horrible, but I thought it's kind of a cool conjecture you can make on his overall character so I really like it
>Rey fucked up his face
Don't worry, he'll be all scarred up and have implants in episode VIII
just why...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
>>63806225
I literally felt joy when I thought kylo killed him.
I'm fairly unhappy that they made him survive for no real reason
>>63806259
His death might have actually given Rey a character flaw (she is weak due to sadness or some bullshit) and Disney don't want that, only stronk womyn characters
I heard some black guys in the lobby after I saw it say they were pissed that the white women had to save him at the end and they were trolled into believing he was force sensitive.
Sounded like selective outrage, but was more annoying was that rey could do jedi shit as soon as she locked up in the chair. Complete retardation, even luke could barely do shit in ESB and she can do mind tricks and go against some guy who was shown that he can do all kinds of other shit? Complete mary sue.
Why hasn't there been a proper erotic movie in so many long years?
What is your favorite? Mine is probably Sirens back a long time ago because it has lots of very sexy beautiful women but its not perverse or dark its a very easy movie to enjoy. I also love Y Tu Mama Tambien because of its fantastical elements and I love the play between the two males and female character as they change opinions about each other while going on this epic trip.
I mean I love you Von Trier but you have the sensibilities of an edgy 16 year old virgin with his fedora on too tight because he bought his at age 9 at Baby Gap.
>Anti-Christ
Is anyone going to watch this and have the urge to masturbate ever? Maybe if they ARE actually the Anti-Christ. Does anyone want to see Willem DeFoe do the nasty? The tree scene is disgusting.
>Nymphomaniac
The least sexy fetish movie ever its hard to even think of a scene that was erotic in a unironic way.
I mean I am thinking of 'unironic' erotic movies like showing a naked woman being raped by a tree is erotic but then showing bleeding makes it too gross.
Anyway I am just saying it seems like erotic movies aren't done sincerely anymore and I am tired of the use of shock to accomplish nothing, so we get no good drama or good sex.
sex is dirty and filthy and having PIV is literally rape.
We are back in victorian times desu when it comes to sex and drinking and "sins" neopuritans are everywhere even speeding in a car is becoming socially unacceptable
>>63806187
Have you seen LOVE?
Could they have made it less fucking obvious that she'sLuke's daughter?
>resourceful, naturally gifted at fixing stuff and being a pilot LIKE HER GRANDFATHER AND FATHER
>their lightsaber "calls" to her
>it's shown clearly that Kylo Ren is after the dark side of his grandfather, we're missing the light side as Vader had both
>the story of how Luke left centers around a student (probably Kylo Ren) destroying his new jedi. This makes Luke lose faith in his ability to train new jedi and seek out the first jedi temple for wisdom in doing this. This would weirdly coincide with Rey being left by her parents on Jakku. Luke, scared of training jedi now, and a powerful force sensitive being left by her parents.
>all the mary sue shit
>them staring at each other in VERY clear recognition
There was tons more, but seriously. Fuck JJ Abrams, can he be at least a little more fucking creative?
ll i hope for is that shell be somebody else
There was already too much son of Luke, son of Leia, epic force users stuff going on in the EU
So I don't why anyone expected anything different, especially because the EU is just getting adapted for the new movies
>>63806150
It's Star Wars, man. You're not watching it for an intricate, snaking plot.
Is Star Wars™ killing the board?
>>63806118
yes
>>63806118
yes
>>63806118
There's no other movies worth discussing.
What will happen to him in 13 more days? He won't be able to say his favourite phrase anymore.
2016, m8. It's an even bigger number than 2015.
YEAR
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Hopefully his god damn show is cancelled and his visa revoked.
All wings, report in.
Left wing reporting
>>63805850
Spider Wing standing by
>>63805968
Cover me Porkins
I've lost all hope in the intelligence of general audiences everywhere. My god, what happened to people and taste. How does Disney do it? It's like people are programmed to worship this shit.
>>63805609
it's normies
they literally just like whatever they're supposed to. they also can't stand ideas/people that aren't visibly shallow and doesn't fit in media approved boxes. they can only think about what's right in front of them. like a dumb dog who thinks the ball disappeared after you put it behind your back. I can see why they keep making stupid decisions, get knocked up, waste time at parties and do drugs. they don't have introspection or empathy whatsoever
>>63805609
Jews
When will we see Jedi USSR?
>>63805500
The negro is America and bottom left is the UK.
only a /pol/tard would need to pull at strings at basic action movie in a desperate attempt to make a WW2 analogy because his Hitler obsessed mind can't consume any form of media without comparing it to WW2
>>63805500
>guy with American accent is U.K.
>white chocolate with British accent is U.S.
Wat
Here's your popcorn, sir, and let me say that is an excellent Star Wars costume you're wearing.
>>63805457
Thanks. How are the crab legs tonight?
Fuck the popcorn, those curlyfries look amazing
>>63805457
it's not a costume
i always wear a cape
If Luke fought Anakin in his his prime(before suit), would Luke still win?
Yes, Anakin is an even ground babby
Who has the high ground?
Would really depend on who had the higher ground, ceteris paribus on an even surface luke would win.
How does he related to Sheev and Vader?
Does this thing have progeria?
>>63805227
He did their taxes
>>63805227
He probably isn't in any significant way since he's from beyond the galaxy. He's related to the story of Kylo's fall, the shit that went down at the Academy, and Luke's exile.
A lot of people are saying this is going to be a better movie than The Force Awakens.
The action scenes will be superior, at least.
A lot of people will be right
>>63805072
Absolutely and after seeing this fan edit of the trailer i'm pumped again, wish I had seen this first.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0S2aFXb_fdk
So are they patrician now?
V > IV > VII > VI > III > I > II
>>63805070
V > IV > VII > VI > III > I > II
>>63805070
V>VI>V=IV>Indiana Jones 1>Indiana Jones 3>Indiana Jones 2>III>I>Indiana Jones 4>II
